第3章恶心你
biwudakaimen，zhijianhejiaojiaocongcongmangmangdezoujinlai，yuqijiaoji，lianshangquekanbuchudanyou。
“wange，nizheiliandaodishizenmehuishi？”
xuwangexindilengyi，mianshangquehaishitanleyikouqi，taweiweicetou，shengyinyouxiegengyan，“yidazaoqilaijiu......wodelianpashihuile。”
“zheikezenmeban。”hejiaojiaojiamojiayangdetanqi。
xuwangemingdongjingcheng，nianshaoshiyoutongyuhouyedexiaoerzidingxiahunyue，yuxiaohouyeshengdejunqiao，youweifenzungui，hejiaojiaozaojiufangxinanxule，yeyinweizheijianshi，tasixinligenghenxuwangele。
rujinxuwangelianhuile，taxindidouxiaofengle。
“tangjie，zheiduanshijian，wopashizanshichubulemenle。”xuwangeyaoleyaochun，“zhishiwolianhuilezheijianshi，haiqingbuyaogaosubieren。”
“zheigewoziranzhidao，nitongxiaohouyehaiyouhunyueni。”hejiaojiaomangshuodao，xinliquehenbudechashangchibang，likequgaosuxiaohouyezheijianshi。
“niyebuzaogenwoshuo，fouzejinrigongyanshangwokendingyebuhuijienidemianshaa！”
“wozhidaotangjieyeshiwuxinde，zhishiwoyekanbuqingdaodizijirujinshigeshenmemoyang，biwuyoubenshoubenjiaode，tangjiexinshan，dingrankenbangwoshanggeyaode。”
xuwangejiexiamiansha，guyiluchuneizhangqimanhongzhenrangrentoupifamadelian，zhijiejihejiaojiaoshoulisaiyipingfenmo。
hejiaojiaorenzheexinqiaozhetacouguolaineiliunonghongzhongdelian，xinliyibaigebuleyi，kexianzaiyaozaishoushangmeifajujue。
“zheishiziran。”tanankandexiaolexiao。
kanzhehejiaojiaoxianqideyangzi，xuwangexinlihaoxiao，lianshangqueyijiushiyipaitianzhenwuxie:“zenmele？tangjiekanbuqingme？wozaicoujinyixie，biwu，niqujianglazhuduodianjigennaguolai。”
yibianshuo，yibianjianglianwanghejiaojiaoyanjingshangcou。
“tangjie，nikuaibangwokankanlian，woganjuehaoyanghaotong，nibangwokankanshangmianhaiyoushenmema？”
hejiaojiaoyizhenganou，lianmanghoutuilejibu，huangluandebaibaishou，“bubibubi，woqiaodejian！”
shuowan，yaoyaoya，wachupingzilideyaohuluanwangxuwangelianshangmoqu。
shouzhongyaogaoniannianhuhude，zaiyixiangdaoxuwangeneiliunongdelian，hejiaojiaodangxiazaiyerenbuzhu，zhuantoujiuwawadekuangtuqilai。
“ya！”denghejiaojiaotudechabuduole，xuwangecaiyishengjinghu，ganmangzhuaqilehejiaojiaodeshou。
“又怎么的？”
“wozenmezheimedayijinacuole！tangjie，zheibuzhidaoshinaerlaidedongxi，shuoyourunfudegongxiao，kewozuoyejiushimolezheigelianshangcaibianchengzheimoyangde，niganjinquxixi，buranmingriquanshendouhuiliunongzhanghongzhenkezenmejianrenni？！”
hejiaojiaoxianglaizuizaihuzijizheizhanglian，yixiangdaozijiyehuixuwangebianchengzheigeyang，limaxiangpenglegetangshoushanyusidejiangshoulidedongxirengdiao，sihuhaizhenjuedezijideshouyangleqilai，yonglicuolecuo，jidediaoxialeilai。
yegubudezaigenxuwangezhuangmozuoyang，qiderenbuzhudamaqilai:“niyoubinganazheizhongdongxijiwo！xuwangewokannijiushimeianshenmehaoxin！”
hejiaojiaoyibianmamalielie，yibianluohuangertao。
“tangjiezenmenengwujiewoni？niganjinquxixi，wanlekejiulaibujile！”xuwangeduizheneigelangbeidebeiyingyangshenghuhan。
daikanbujianhejiaojiaohou，xuwangecaiqingxiaoleyisheng。
“xiaojie，nidelian，zhendemeishima？”biwuhaishiyouxiedanyou。
“fangxin，zhiyaowobuyongkuihuafenjiumeishi。”xuwangexiaolexiao，“niyezhidao，wodelianjiworeletaiduomafan，yiqianwoxingshimangzhuang，yihoukedejinyanshenxing。”
“wulunzenmeyang，nubizhiguanhuzhexiaojie。”
xuwangexintouweinuan。talazhubiwudeshou，weiweiyadishengyin。
“haiyouyijianshi，wodemafanni。”
“xiaojieqingshuo。”biwumangdao。
“nisidixia，qiaoqiaobangwodatingyigeren。”xuwangeqingshengdao，“zheigerenjiaofanghan，nianjiyingdangbiwodayiliangsui。”
“fanghan，zheixiangshiyigenanrendemingzi......”biwuchijingdao，“xiaojie，niweishenme......”
“xu。”xuwangeshuqishouzhibizaichunjian，“nizhiguanzhaozuojiushile。”
zheigeshihou，fanghanyingdanghaimeiyourugongzuoshiwei。
taxuwangejinshengzhonghuoyici，caibuyaojiashenmexiaohouye，tazhiyaoneigeshengsiguantouhuzheta，weiletaerbeiwanjianchuanxindenanren。
tayaotadetang，neikecongfanghanchiredeshouxinli，chengguolaidetang。