第1章
“zhuren，nizhentaoyan，zheihaitangzhebingrenni......”
“yigezhiwurenpashenme，batadangzuoyipenhuajiuhaole。”
“taoyan，nizenmezheimehuai......”
“wohaikeyigenghuaiyou......”
qingetangzaibingchuangshang，naohailiyinyuechuanlailianggerendaqingmaqiaodeshengyin。
tahuanhuandizhengkaiyanjing，faxianzijitangzaiyiyuandebingfangli，pangbianyiduinannvzhengzaiqingqingwowo。
秦歌头痛欲裂。
taturanfaxian，zijiyongyouliangtaojiyi！
yitaoshiwushibasuideziji，longwenzijibiedechaojitegong，mingmingyijingsiyufeiming......。
yitaoshiyigemoshengshaoniande，shibasuidexuesheng，danxiaopashi，beiyouqiandetongxueqifuchenglezhiwuren。
kanlekanzijideshou，**xizhangdeshouzhi，mingxianshigehaizideshou。
kanlekanchuangbiandejingzi，yeshiyigeshaonianrendeqingselianpang。
我重生了！？
qingegubudepangbianaishidenannv，zijibadiaolezhentou，mianlizuoqilai。
nvhushibeiheleyitiao，“a”dijianjiaoyisheng；
nandafuyehedeyiduosuo，ganjinzhengliyifu。
dafukanzhezheigeturanxingguolaide“zhiwuren”，zhengyuanleyanjing：“ni......nizenmehuishi？”
qingebulihuitamen，xuruodizoudaojingzigenqian，shuangshouchengzhuzhuomian，hunshenduosuo、mantoudahandikanzhejingzilideziji。
zhende......zhongshengle！
hushicishiyezhenglihaoleyifu：“ta......taxingle，taxingle。”
dafuanfuleyixiahushi：“wei，nengkanqingwoma？jidezijishisheima？”
qingemengdizhuanguoshen，yibatuikaidafu，zoudaolechuangwei，chouchulebinglika，shangmianxiezhe：
qinge，nan，shibazhousui，lugusunshang、zhizhizhuangtai、bukenihunmi。
yishengkandaoqingedezhuangtai，zhidaotayijingsuxing，chedisuxing。
hushixiangdaozijiganggangheyishengdebuyajudong，yizhicheyishengdeyijiao。
yishengkesouleyixia，ganjindao：“wei，nixingleshihaoshi，danshichuquyihoubuyaohushuobadao，fouzeworangnihaokan。”
qingeshuangmupenshezhehairendenuhuo，kanlekantadexiongpai。
“zheizhongyiyuankangfuliliaokedezhuren，nianxinyinggaizaibaiwanshangxia，zuoshouyoujiehenshuomingniyihun。”
“erzheiweihushixiaojiebingbuxiangnideqizi，suoyi......”
qingechuanxizhedao：“wobuweixieni，nijiugaiqushaoxiangle。”
qingeshuowanbulita，zhuanshenzhijiebendamenerqu。
yishengjinzhangdigenzaihoumian：“xiongdi，youhuahaoshuo，zheiyang，woxianjinizuogejiancha，nimamazhidaonixingleyidinghengaoxing......”
pengdiyishengchongchufangmen，qingeganjueyiyuanzhenggejianzhudouzaiyaohuang，suoyourendoukanxiangziji，cishitoutongyulie，turanfaxian，zijideliangtaojiyidouyouyixiebutaiwanzheng。
tadiediezhuangzhuangdixiangqianzoumeijibu，jiujiandaoyigezhongnianfunv，yilianzhenjingdizhanzaizijimianqian。
tazhangzhezuiba，leishuiduokuangerchu，shoulidedaizidiaozaidishangyehunranbuzhi。
“erzi，ni......nixingle......”
tapangbianhaiyougexiaonvhai，shiqi、basuideyangzi，chuanzheposu，shencaiganshou，yeguazheyanlei，daizhekuqiang：“ge......”
qingeyouxiemeng，fuzheyiyuanzoulangdefushou，kanzhezijidemamahemeimei，jibianzhidaoshizijideqinren，dancishicikerangtahanren，tahaimeizuohaozhunbei。
kuangxidemamahemeimeibanlilechuyuanshouxu，fuzheqingezouchuleyiyuan。
dafuzhuilechulai，zhufuleyixiezhuyishixiang，ranhougangadidao：“wodejiehenshishangyiduanhunyinliuxialaide，heneiweitongshideganqingzuijincaiyoujinzhan，dangran，changhefangmianshiwodecuo......”
“我就是一盆花。”
dafuganjididiantou：“xiexie。”
......
特工秦歌。
lishuyudingjitegongjigou，cengwanchengwushujihushibukenengwanchengderenwu，jibaifanpai、daohuiwodian、jiechuanyinmou、zhengjiushijie。
jingtongjinshengedou、yuanchengjuji、zhuizongzhencha、heike、qianshui、jiashigeleijiaotonggongju，yijiduoxiangjixianyundong；
同时也很擅长撩妹。
danshizaijijiangtuixiudenianji，quezaodaolebeipan。
zijihezijidexiaoduidoubeiyijiqicanrendefangshifenbiejisha。
qingeyunmingzhishi，henyitaotian，fashiruguonenghuoxialai，bidingyaobeipanzhexuezhaixuechang。
cangtianyouyan，zijijingranhuodelezhongsheng。
erqiehaishizhongshengzaiyigeyuzijitongshijie、tongshijianduandeshibasuishaonianshenshang。
十八岁！
rangrenmengmeiyiqiudenianji！
rangrenjidongwubidenianji！
rangrenkeyinayiqiequjiaohuandenianji！
danshizheigeshibasuideshaonian，haoxiangbizijihaicana。
qingedenaoziliquandoushizheigeshaonianbeitongxuebalingdehuamian，redetayiduziqi。
zheizhongjiyijingranyenengcunzaiyuwodenaozili？
woqingeshenmeshihoushouguozheizhongqifu？