第五章 老子打死你

muxiaokehaobuzaiyidemoquxuezhu,fanwendao,“zheishiwojia,weishenmemeilianhuilai?”

是的,她家。

danshimuruiqingyijiaziqueshichangnianzhuzaizheili,budanduibaomuhulaihequ,shenzhiduitafuqinyemanliangaogaozaishangdemoyang。

jieshiyinweidangchunainaijiaqiong,weilegongtafuqinshangxue,ershuzhudongfangqilexuexidejihui,weici,muxiaokefuqinshizhongduizheididixinhuaikuijiu,fajiahou,zhijiebarenjiedaojialiyangzhe。

doumienshengmichou,muxiaokefuqinduitamendehao,zhijieguanchuqunbaiyanlanglai,jingrankaishijiyutadejiachan。

“nizheichusheng,nizenmezheimehendua,jingranduizijidemeimeiyenengzuochuzheizhongshilai,nizhibuzhidao,taxianzaizaifangjianlinaozheyaozisha!”mushouquanzhizhemuxiaokebijiannuma。

muxiaokelengxiao,“zheimeshuo,tabeizhewoheshaoshengxuangaozaiyiqi,haishiduide?”

mushouquanyiye,zhijiebanchudagemushengronglai,“buguanzenmeshuo,dagexianrujinhaitangzaihunmizhongdengzhezhiliao,zuixuyaodejiushijingyang,niquebawaimiannaodetianfandifu,nizheijiushibuxiao。”

baiyanlanggentajiangxiaodao,muxiaokechadianbeidouxiao,“ershu,qishinixinlizuixiwangdejiushiwobabachushiba?”

taneishuangyanjinglimeiyourenheqingxu,zhigougoudedingzhemushouquan,kandetaxinlifama。

dantahenkuaihuishen,anweizijidoushicuojue,jiezheyangshoujiuyaodamuxiaoke,“nizheiniezhang,youzheimezhouzijifuqindema,jintianwojiudaitidagehaohaojiaoyuni。”

muxiaokelianmangduoshan,haishimanbanpaibeidadaojianbang,**ladetengtongchuanlai,zhijierangtalenglemianse。

tafuqinzheimeduonianlai,duimushouquantamenjueduishirenzhiyijin,renhedongxi,zhiyaoshimuruiqingyao,conglaibuyunxutachushouxiangzheng,kehuanlaideshishenmeni?

jianbangdetongyihaoxiangshunzhejingmaizhidaxinfang,ruoyouruowudeduntongqilai。

muxiaokezhanzhishenti,mianwubiaoqingshuo,“ershu,wobabagongyangnimenzheimeduonian,xiangyaoshenmedouxiangbanfasongdaonimenmianqianlai,kenimenbandianbuzhiganen,jiranzheiyang,wojiayebushishenmecishanjigou,congxianzaikaishi,nimenbanchuquzixunchuluba。”

mushouquanjingdechadianyibengsanchigao,“nishuoshenme?nixiangganwomenzou?”

muxiaokeshentibenjiumeiyouhuifuhao,haibeizhuizheda,tilihaojin,zhihaoyikaozaimenbianjieli,“shia,youwentima?”

qizhiyouwenti,neiwentijianzhidale!

zhuzaizheilizheimeduonian,mushouquanzaojiubazheijiadangchengzijisuoyouwu,zhiyumushengronghemuxiaoke,zaitayanlineijiushijiezhude,zhenyaozouren,yeshimuxiaokezou。

“laozijintiandasinizheigejianzhong。”mushouquanqijibaihuai,zuoyoukankan,chaoqijiaoluolidesaobajiuyaochongguolai。

muxiaokezheihuizaoyouzhunbei,takuaibutuichumenwai,“gewei,jiushitazaiwomenjianaoshi,mafannimenbangmangchuliyixia。”

shenxingnuodongjian,beihoushilaigebaoangenzhelumian,tamentingdaoqingqiu,shanglaijiubamushouquanjizhifule。

lianpianyijiaodoumeipengdao,mushouquanpokoudama,“niganjinfangkailaozi,tingjianmeiyou。”

louxiadenaotengjingdongduozaifangjianlidemuruiqing,tachijiaopaoxialai,kandaociqingcijing,qijibaihuaidechongguolai,“muxiaoke,niyaoganma,kuaijiaotamenzhushou。”

muxiaokebuweisuodong,fanerrangbaoanbatayekongzhiqilai,jinjiezhe,tadadianhuarangxiaoquwaidebanjiagongsijinlai。

“linshen,nidaizhetamenqubasuoyoudongxidoushoushichulai,jizhu,bieliuxiayifenyihao,miandeshuowomentanledongxi。”taduijialibaomushuo。

mushouquanyijiazhulezheimeduonian,duilinshenmeishaoyiqizhishi,yaobushinianzaimuxiaoketamenfumudaitakuanhou,zaojiucizhizourenle。

xianzaikanmuxiaokekaiqiao,dangjixixingyuse,zouzaiqiantoudailu。

meichubanxiaoshi,shuyumushouquantamendexingliquanbubeidabaodiudaomenwai,muxiaokeduishangtamenhenbudesiliezijidemuguang,dandanshuo,“woyijingdongjienimenmingxiasuoyouyinxingka,mujiasuoyouqinqiyebuhuijinimenrenhebangzhu,yihouxianghuoxiaqu,kaozijiba。”

diuxiazheijuhua,tazoujinfangzi,fanshoujiangmenguanshang。

mushouquannaozihaisuannengyong,zhidaojintiandexingshixia,shiwufaduikangmuxiaokede,jiudasuanshoulongshoulongdongxi,zhaodifangluojiaozaixiangbanfa。

ranerzaichakandeshihou,tajingedefaxian,suoyouzhiqiandedongximuxiaokeyiyangdoumeijiliu,muruiqingjidongdezhoumachusheng,“wodeshoushibaobaotaquandoumeijiwo,qisiwole。”

yucitongshi,shenshijituan。

zhuliqiaomenzoujinzongcaibangongshi,miansegongjingdehuibaodao,“xiansheng,jiuzaibanxiaoshiqian,muxiaojiejiangtaershuyijiaquanganchumenwai,bingqieduanletamenjingjilaiyuan。”

bangongzhuohou,shenyujuecongwenjianzhongtaitou,yanlishanguomanyi,kanlaizheiyatou,yemeineimesha。

tafenfu,“pailianggerenqubaohuta。”

jutasuozhi,neijiazirenmeiyouxiaxian,weidamude,shenmeshiqingdouzuodechulai,wanyiquzhaomuxiaokemafanjiuzaogaole。

zhulida,“shi。”dunledun,jixushuo,“haiyoujianshi,muxiaojiedeweihunfu……”

huameishuowan,linglideshixianshunjiantoulai,zhulidalegehanzhan,lianmanggaikou,“neishaoshengxuanjiali,dasuanyaozhongduangenmujiadehezuo。”

shenyujuechunjiaoduolejifenhudu:“zheiyanggenghao,rangjiananquhemujiahezuo。”

zhulixianxiemeiyourenzhuzijidechayi,haishigongjingdedaleyiju:“haode,xiansheng。”

jianansuiranshishenshijituandefengongsi,danwairenquehenshaozhidaozheijianshiqing。

suiranguimociyushenshijituan,danshiqixijinnenglirengjiubukexiaokan。xianzaiyijingchenggongjirumingyangshipaimingqianshideqiyele。

rangzheiyangdedagongsiquhemujiahezuo,mujiadecailijueduinengzaiduanshijianneigengshangyicenglou。

zhulibuganxiang,tajiaxianshengdaodishipianaineiweimuxiaojiedaolehezhongdibu?

……

zhanzaishaojiabieshumenkou,muruiqingyaoyaanxianglemenling,congmuxiaokeneilinachulaidedongxi,doubeitajirengle,

xianzaitaheshaoshouquanxiangdangyushiliulangjietoudedibu。

shidaorujin,weiyinengbangtadejiuzhiyoushaoshengxuanle。

yuanbenyouxiezhengningdewuguan,zaimenkaizhihou,shunbianhuanshangleyifuweiqudemoyang。

yanleizaiyankuangzhongdazhuan,rangrenrenbuzhudelianxi。

“shengxuanzaijiama,wolaizhaota。”

yongrenyishijianmeiyoufanyingguolai,lianmangzhuanshenranglu:“shaoyezaijiani。”

mushouquancongyijinmenqi,jiusiwujidandedaliangzhemianqianzheidongbieshu。hemuxiaokedefangziyiyang,tongshioushifenggedezhuangxiu,zhibuguoyanqiandezheizuokanqilaiyaogengjiajingzhi。

mushouquanrenbuzhudegantan:“wozhendeshishengleyigehaonvera。”