第六章：被骂
songyufangebaiyandongzuoculudezhijiezhuaiguolaihouzixikanlekan，zhiqianhuotiandayingdetiaojiandouqingchudeluoliezaishangmian。
“jiashangbuxuquyangzhenzhenneiyitiao。”songyujianchidao。zheishijiyuanzhubaochoudebixujia。
huotianzhoumeikanzhesongyu，“woshuobuhuiziranjiubuhui，nihaiyoushenmehaobuxiangxinde。”
songyuhengyisheng：“nanrendezuipianrendegui，wogengxiangxinbaizhiheizi。”
huotianbeisongyuyijuhuaduidexinkouteng，zuihouyibajiangtashoulidexieyichouleguolaishuaizaiyipang。
songyubuganshiruodekanzheta。
huotiankanzhesongyu，huranfaxianzheinvrendanzizheijitianjianzhangbushao。
duizhilejimiaozhonghoutadiantou。fanzhengtayebudasuanzaigenyangzhenzhenyouqianche，yigerenjiatingzenmeyangtazhendewusuowei，danrenpindehao。
jiutazhuangbingtuixiezerenzheiyidianjiurangtadaxiaozaigentayouqianchedeniantoule。tataoyansongyuyeshiyinweitadebuzeshouduan。
“hao，wohuijiashangde，haiyoushenmebiedeyaoqiuzuihaoyicixingtichulai，jihuijiuzheiyici。”
这是讽刺宋语呢。
songyuxuezhetazhuaizhuaidemoyang，yishoudakaichemenyishoulinzheyigebubaomaibuxiache：“nizuihaokuaidian，wozheirenmeishenmenaixing。”shuowanzheixiehousongyutaijiaowangyuanzilizou，liangeyanshendoumeijihuotian。
songyutingzhijibeizouchuledadaokuofudeganjue。
tameikandaochezilidehuotianqideliandouheile，zheigenvren......haizhenshiganshuo，tahaibabudemingtianjiunenglihunni。
huotianqidediaozhuanchetoulikaile。
songyujinledayuanhoushayanle。
zheilishizhiwubijiaogaoderenzhudedifang，suoyidoushidumenduyuande，jianzhugouzaowaiguanshenmedeyejihudouyimoyiyang。
tadongkankanxikankan，faxiantafenbianbuchuhuojiadaodishinayidongle。
songyunulidexiangpinmingdexiang，xunzhejiyiwangyoubianzouqu。
zouleliangsanbaimihouzhanzaiyigelukouzaiyicishayan，tazhinengxiangdeqilaizheimeduole，daodishizuobianzheiyijiahaishiyoubianzheiyijia，songyubuzhidaole。
这可怎么办？
songyuzhanzaineideshihouyoubushaorenluguotashenbianduitazhizhidiandiande，songyuyicaijiuzhidaoshizaishuota，baihuoningsuoci，zheiliderenjihudouzhidaotashiruhexianhaihuotianchengweihuotaitaide。
“jiushizheigexiaobaomu，buyaoliandehaixiangchengweihuolaojiadesunxifu......”
“renjiahaijiuzhenchenglehuojiaxifuerle。”
“buyaolianbei，renbuyaolianshenmeshiqingganbuchulai？yejiushiqifuhuoyuanliangkouzimeile。yaoshitamenliangkouzihaizaizheizhongxiaobaomuganzheimedadedanzi？yiqianhuolaoduizheigexiaobaomuhaodeshihouwojiufandui，zheixiangxialaijiangutounijiubunengduitamenhao，buranjiushidengbizishanglianwangjizijijijinjiliangle。”
“nixiaoshengdian，rentingdaole。”
“hehe，tadouyoulianzuolewohaipatatinga，wojiudasheng，wojiudasheng，zenmedi，rangtalaizhaowoliluna，wokantakeyouneigedanzi。”neirenyueshuoshengyinyueda，luguotashenbiandeshihouhaicuileyikoukoushui。
songyushenmedoumeishuo，zheishiyuanzhuzaodenie，tabixudechengshouzhe。
左边？右边？
songyuzhengjiujieni，youlailelianggeren，zheicishinianjiqingde，yikanjiushibaomubangyongzhileide，kandaosongyuerhuabushuojiucuileyikou：“jiushizheigehairenjing，haidewomenjialaotaitaidouzaiyouyuyaobuyaobawojicituile，shuoshiyaozhaogenianjidadehuilaizuobaomu，jiupawogentaxuehuaile。”
“kebushime，xiaolan，xiaofangdoubeicituile，jiushiyinweitamendeguzhujialiyouchengniandenanxing......”
“hairenjing......pei，choubuyaoliande......”liangrenzailuguosongyushenbiandeshihouyoupeileyikou。
songyubufanboyebushuohua，gaide。
dengneiliangrenzouyuan，songyushenxiyikouqi，xiamaopengsihaozijiuxuanzuobianzheijiaba。
gangyaomaituiyoutingdaoyigenianqingxiaoguniangdeshenyingdao：“zenmeyang，beirenchuojilianggumadeziweiruhe？”
songyuniutou，kandaocongshenhouzouguolaiyigebeizhebeibaodezhazhelianggeyangjiaobiandeguniang，dagaishisansisuidenianji，kanzhejiugulingjingguaide。
是霍宁。
huoningkandaosongyubushuohua，hengxiaoyisheng：“nizenmehaihuozheni？zenmemeizhuangsinini？shengdejixuhuohaiwomenjia。”
shuowanhuoninghengleyishengchaoyoubiandeneiyidongyuanzizouleguoqu。
dengkandaohuoningkailemensongyucaigenleguoqu。
tagangdaohuoningjiudangzhetademianbamenjishuaishangle。