第1章 她疯了还是我疯了?

“啊!!!”

yishengsixinliefeidejiaohandapoleqingchendeningjing,jingqileshushangtingliudemaque。

shenzhaodimengdicongchuangshangdanzuoqilai,yanqianhaitingliuzaishiquyishiqiandeneiyipianxuehong。

tacanbaizhelian,shuangshoupinmingwangqianzhuazhe,shengsilijiedecanjiaozhe。

“zenmele?baozhu,nimeishiba!”

banzhejiaojideshengyin,yigeshenchuanpicaodezhongnianmeifudaizherenzhuangmenerru,yiqunrenxixirangrangyongrufangjian。

zhongnianmeifupudaochuangqianshenshouqubaohaizaijianjiaodeshaonv。

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shenzhaodibuguyiqiedejianjiaozhe,sizhiluantifangfozaigenkongqidajia。

“nimenlengzheganshenme!kuaienzhuta!bierangtashangleziji!”

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haojiucaiyinweilijieerjianjianpingjingxiaqu。

lizhimanmanhuilong,tonghongdexuesemanmanzaitayanqianxiaotui,shenzhaoditingzhilezhengzha。

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tajinhubukexiangxindekanzheyanqiandehuanjing,meifujiantalengjingxialai,xintengdemozhetadelian,dishenghongzhe:“biehaipa。mamazaizhei,zhuzhubiepa。”

shenzhaodiyanshenmengdiyisuo,zhenjinggenkongjumengdiyongshanglaiezhutadehoulong,rangtajihuchuanbushangqi。

suxuemeizenmehuizaizhei!!ta……tagangcaijiaowoshenme?!!

“xingle,xiaojiedoulengjingxialainimenhaienzhetaganshenme!yigegecushoucujiaodebieshanglewodebaozhu,douchuqu!”

suxuemeiyouxienaonudewanleyiyanpangbiandexiaren,hetuiletamen。

shenzhaodidailenglengdekanzhesuxuemei,liangjiucaimengdifanyingguolai。

tachudianyibandoudiaosuxuemeideshou,hunshenzhandoudechengqishenziyigejingwanghousuo,fangfoyanqiandenvrenshishenmedusheyiban。

“baozhu,nizenmele,nibiehaipaa,woshimama。shenzhaodideshitimamadoubangnichuliganjingle,sheiyebuhuichadaonitoushangde,nibiehaipa,youmamazai,jueduibuhuirangrenherenshanghainide。”

suxuemeixintengdeluoxialeilai,zhijuedenvershiyinweishahaishenzhaodideshiqingyizhiwufashihuaicaihuiruci。

suiranxinjiuyixiangdanchundenverzuochuzheiyangcanrendeshiqing,danshiweimubenxing,rangtazaifaxiandediyikejiubangzhenverchulileshiti。

kejinbaozhuqueyizhishihunluopodezaifangjianlifengbilehaojitian,jintianyouzheimeshichang……

shenzhaodimengdidaleyigehanzhan,suxuemeidaodizaishuoshenme?!shitafenglehaishiwofengle?!

yigekepayoufengkuangdeniantouzaishenzhaodinaohaizhongzuanlechulai,tayigejilingmengdifanleshenxiangxiachuang,queyinweishoujiaopiruanzhijieshuaidaoledishang。

“baozhu!nizheishiganshenme!”

shenzhaodibugusuxuemeidejinghu,liangundaipadewangfangjianjiaoluodeluodijingchongqu。

daikanqingjingzilidejingxiangshi,taruzaoleijidelengzaidangchang,xintoudazhen。

zhijianjingziliyingchuyigeshaonvdedaoying。

shaonvweipangfengman,chuanzhejiantaosesichoudeshuiqun,yitoujiyaoheifalingluan,yuanyuandeliandanshanghaowuxuese,wanwanyueyameixiayishuangxingerbanyuanliuliudeyanjingtonghong,bijianweiqiao,duchunbaoman,touzheshizudejiaohankeai。

……zheibushitadelian……

xuzhaodibukezhixindenielenielianpang,jingzhongrenyezuolegentayiyangdedongzuo。

jinbaozhu……zheishijinbaozhudeshenti……zheidaodishizenmehuishi?!!

shenzhaodishangyikehaichenjinzaibeinveshaersidetongkuzhong,zheiyikequeyoukandaolerucibukesiyidejingxiang,judadexinxiliangfengyongrutadenaohai。

tayizhijinbengzhedelizhimengdizaizheiyikeduanlie,yanqianyihei,yunleguoqu。

“宝珠!!!”

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