第1章
民政局门口。
suyuankanlexiashijianhoujiubotonglelaoposuntiandedianhua。
“dengyixia、dengyixia，shineigefeiwudalaide。”
dianhuaneitouxianshichuanlaisuntiandichendequanzusheng，erhouyouqingleqingsangzitiantiandehuiying：“lao、laogong，zheigedianjiwodadianhuashixiangwolema？nijidianhuijiaya，woyexiangni！”
suyuankuseyixiao，“niganmani？shengyinhaoxiangbuduie。”
“wo、wozaijializuoqingjieni，zhendehenxinkude。”
“是吗？”
“ngng，dengnixiabanhuijia，wobaozhengyijingbawuzishoushideganganjingjingde。”
“xingle，biefeihuale，wozaiminzhengjudengni，ganjinguolailihun。”
“你说什么？”
“bangexiaoshineibudao，houguozifu！”
哐！
budengsuntianzaihuiying，suyuanzhijiejiangtonghuaguaduan。
zuozaitaijieshang，dianshangxiangyanyiweishenzhangdechouleqilai。
tadangranzhidaozijidelaoposuntianchuguile。
yinweixianzaidetayijingquedingzijijinglilejiushilunhui。
shuobailejiushizaishengyusizhijianfanfu，zheidijiushiyouhuidaolediyishideziji。
zhunquedeshuo，ganghaohuidaodiyishilihunhesiwangdezheitian。
jidezheitian，tayinshitiqianhuijia，fangmendakaidechanei，yingruyanliandezeshisuntianzhenggenyinanzizaiketingdeluodichuangqiansiwujidan……
算了，越想越上头！
zijijiushibuxiangziquqirucaizhijielaiminzhengjudengde，zaixiangxiaqubuyeshijizijitianduma？
buqiuxiangle，xianbahunlilezaishuo。
ershilaifenzhongdeyangzi，yilianghaochetingzaileminzhengjudemenkou。
suntiancuanxialeche，houmiangenzheyikuiwunanzi。
zaijiansuntian，jisuyuandeganjuejiushi……
好浪哦！
shangshendishendiaodai、xiashenkulongniuziduanku、jiashangneinongzhuangyanmodezhuangrong，doukeyiqupianchangpaichengsepianle。
zhenshikexiao，zijizenmejiugenzheiyangdenvzijiehunleni？
yaoxiangzijidediershidaodibashi，nayishibushijipinmeinvhuanrao？xiangsuntianzheizhongdanchunlangde，dingduosuanzhuxing，lianshiqindezigedoumeiyou！genghekuang，tatemejuranhailvlaozi？
苏元着实想不通。
“feiwu，nijurangangenwotilihun？”
benguolaidesuntianzhizhebizizhiwen，“niwangledangchushizenyangtiangouyiyangzhuiwodema？”
“wotemeyezhengzaixiangzheigewenti，dangchushinagenjindacuolekanshangleni？ruguofeidejigeliyou，wozhinengshuo，guaiwodangniannianshaoqingkuangzhikanzhonglenidelang！”
suyuandiaoerlangdangdehuiyingrangsuntianzhengzhule，zaizenmeyemeixiangdaopingshilaoshidaowonangdesuyuanhuishuochuzheiyangdehua，haoxiangshibianlegerenyiyang。
“切！”
suyuanyoupielexiazui，“zanjiubiezhuangle，feiderangwobanijintianzaijialigandeneidianposhishuochulaima？yaodianlianba！maliude，wojiaodelihunhaokuaidaole。”
hude，suntianjiushiyizhan，youxiexinxudekanxiangleyipangdekuiwunanzi。
neinanzidaoshilengjing，dandanyixiaodao：“zheimeshuo，wogentiantiandeshi，nidouzhidaole？”
唰！
suyuanjikexiangneinanzitouquxilideyanshen。
zheigeerhuojiushigensuntiangouqiedenanren，zhangwei。
jiusuanzheiduigounannvdangshibeizhualegexianxing，zhangweizhishishaozuohuanhejiuliuluchubuyiweirandeyanshen，haitiaoxinbandejixu。
tanbaijiang，jiushilunhuideyuelibaizaineile，suyuanduizheifenchiruyiranwugan，zhuyaoshisuntianmeibandianzigezhidetanufachongguan，suoyikaishicaibiaoxianchumeidangyihuishideyangzi，zhixianganjingdeligehun。
danhuashuohuilai，zijiwuganguiwugan，yaoshizheiduigounannvfeidezuo**zhetayougan，neijiubushitadecuoge。
“没关系！”
jiansuyuanmeiyouhuiying，zhangweigengjiawusuoweideyangzi，“woyezhidao，zheishiduinanrenlaishuoyoudianshangzizun。danhuangejiaoduxiangxiang，zheiyousuandeleshenmeni？woyouqian、zhangdeyoushuai、haihuiwan，ganghaofuhenilaopodeweikou。nizhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyanguoqu，tahao、nihao、woyehao，dajiahaocaishizhendehao，bushima？”
“亲爱的……”
rucizhibaidechengren，raoshisuntianzailang，yeyoudianbuhaoyisi。
“meishibaobei，wozheiyang**ta，haibushiweiwolianggenghaodezaiyiqi？”zhangweianweiyixiayoukanxiangsuyuan，“tinghuama，zhiyaonihaohaopeihe，wohuijinidianhaochufei。youjuhuabushishuoma：yaoxiangshenghuoguodehao，lvsemaozishaobule。”
beizheimeyianwei，suntianhaoxiangyexiangkaile，pangruowurendelouzhulezhangweidegebo，“qinaide，jiunihuai！”
“zhuyaoshiniyexihuana。fangxinhaola，jiusuantazhengennili，woyehuibatayishenpi。”
“tameidangenwolihun，yinweiwozhiqianshuoguo，lihunjiudepeichangwoyibaiwandeqingchunsunshifei。”
“baobei，niyehaohuaie。”
“讨厌！”……
liangrendelangyijingdaolesiwujidandedibu，douyouzaizheidatingguangzhongzhixiaxianchangbiaoyandejiashi。
zheiniantou，laiminzhengjulihundeshizhenduo，jingguodehaoduorenyedoukandaohetingdaolezheibiandeyixieqingkuang。
youqishinantongbaomen，zheshikelianyushangzheishidesuyuan。
dandangkandaosuyuanbajiaochuaibuchuyigepideyangzihou，queshihentiebuchenggangdeyaoleyaotou：
‘shijianjingyouruciwonangdenanren？’
‘beiaia，kelianzhirenbiyoukehenzhichu，buzhidekelian。’
‘zheiyangdenanren，zhenshijinanrendiulian，suandeshangshenmenanren？！’……
jiangzhen，doulandedangchiguaqunzhongle，paganransuyuandewonang。
“ei，xiongdi，xuanzehaolemei？wozaitixingxia，xuanzeanwendedanggelvmaogui，yihoushaobulenihaochu。xianglihun，neijiupeichangwozheibaobeiyibaiwandeqingchunsunshifei。”
zhangweiyoujijinxiurulesuyuanyisheng。
苏元这才回过神来。
ganggangdechenmo，shiyinjiushilunhuideqiangdarangtayishibanhuiwufacongguzilijieshouzheichiru，gengshizaiyunniangqingxu。
shile，zheiduigounannvfeideyaozijizuosi！
现在有感没？
haitemeyongshuoma，ganjuehaoshangtou、haozouxin！
gendiyishijinjiamendeganjueshiyiyangyiyangde！
dangshi，zailaoshi、zaiwonangdetayeshidajiaozhechongleguoqu。zhikexi，dabuguoa，beidadaobiantilinshangdeshitaziji！
现在呢？
“给脸不要！”
yiyang，yougandesuyuanturanjiudaizheqingxucuanleguoqu。
什么情况这是？
tingdaodongjing，yaozoudechiguaqunzhongmenyizheng，erhouyoudoudunzhujiaobumengdikanguoqu——
我的个天！
huamiangangchengxianzaiyan，tamenjiushayanle。