第1章

qingzhuwoshengkezhangdeqinggongyanshang,weihunqigennanguimimeilaiyanqu,wozhi**shuoleliangju,tajuranyongreyoupowo。

wotangshangzhuyuan,wangluoshanghuranchuxianeyijianjidedisu**,duiwozaizangxianhai。

yulunbaofa,wobeihuirong、beiwangpu、beikoushangchuguimiaonandemaozi,wozaifenhenliyuyuerzhong。

weihunqigennanguimizoudaoyiqi,haibeikuazan**tianzaodishedeyidui。

zaizhengkaiyan,wojuranzhongshengle!mianduiyaojiwobanqinggongyandeweihunqi,wobudanmeiyouzuzhi,fanerwozhetadeshoushuo:ban,yidingyaodacaodaban。

erqiewohaifaxian,wojurankeyichuanshangbierendepinang,chenglenanguimidepengyou,zheixiayiqiedoubiandehenyouqule。

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zaibizedechuzuwuli,wozixifumozhelianjia,zhengzhanglianfeichangguangjie,haimeiyoubeireyoutangdekengkengwawa。

jinruizuozaiwodeduimian:“shengkezhangneike**daxishi,yidingyaodacaodaban,rangdajiadouzhidao,wojinruideweihunfu,xianzaiye**kezhangle!”

wangzhezheizhangduimanhuazhuangpindezhuizilian,wodeshenquweiweizhandou。wogenjinrui**xiangqinrenshide,yijingjiaowanglesannian,suirandinglehun,dantaduiwoyizhidoubulengbure,dao**gentadenanguimi,houliangwuhuabutan。

pingshiyuehuideshihou,houliangjiuhaoxianggexiaoweiba,yizhigenzaijinruideshenbian。napa**chiqinglvtaocan,ye**lianggerenjizaiyigekazuoli,rangwozuodaotamenduimian。

jiuliankandianying,dou**tamenliangchiyitongbaomihua,wobangzhelinbao。zaiwairendeyanli,fangfotamencai**qinglv,erwo**duoyudediandengpao。

mianduibierendefeiyi,woyecengxiangjinruitichuguo**。jieguojinruiquedazhehaha,koukoushengshengshuo:lianggerendeguanxizhi**chunjiedeguimi,hairangwobuyaoduoxiang。

yiqianwo**meiduoxiangguo,dandouyijingchiguokui,bingqiesiguoyicile,xianzaiwokendingyaoduoxiangxiang。

“yaoqingdebinkedouyoushei?worenshima?”

“woranghouliangbangzhezhangluo,dou**tadeneibanggemen。houliangbinitikezhangzao,youzaizuzhibu,renmaikendingbiniguang,nikeyaohaohaodebiaoxian。”

yanqingjurandou**houliangdegemen!

nanguaiqinggongyanshang,zheibangrenjiuhuiqihong,rangjinruigenhouliangqinyige,hunranbuguwozheigedongjiadelianmian。

nanguailianbeireyoutangdao,meiyourenbangzhehanjiuhuche,yemeiyourenbaojing。fanerkaishidiandao**fei,shenzhiyoureneyijianji,liyongwangluoduiwojinxingwangbao。

yuanlaitamendou**houliangderen,kanlaibu**yichangqinggongyan,er**hongmenyan。

houliangzaizuzhibushangban,quniantidekezhang。yinweiyougezaicaizhengjudangfujuzhangdejiujiu,suoyishituzoudebijiaoshunli。

wozhi**jijianweilideyigexiaoxiaodekeyuan,meiyoubeijing,meiyoukaoshan。yiluzoudekekebanban,canjiagongzuosanniancaitilefuke,youkuaoliangnian,shangmiandelingdaotuile,caiyoujihuitikezhang。

yuanbenyiweihui**lianghaodekaishi,quemeixiangdao**zhuirushenyuandexuqu。

wohuranxiangqi,jinruiporeyoudeshihou,zhuoshanghaoxianghaiyougedangao,nandaojintianyourenguoshengri?

wodeshengri**siyuejiuhao,jinruide**shiyueshisan,jintian**sanyueqihao,**houliangdeshengri!yuanlaineigedangao**jihouliangzhunbeide,suoweideqinggongyanqishijiu**houliangdeshengriyan。nanguaihouliangqinglezheimeduodepengyou,hairangtamengenzheqihong!

tamenzhei**bawodang**shua?

zheiyiqie**qiaohe?hai**jinruiyezhiqing?

wokanzhejinruideyanjing:“jintian**sanyueqihao,yao**meijicuo,**houliangdeshengriba?”

jinruiyanjingyiliang:“nibushuo,wodouwangle。jintian**houliangdeshengri。jitamaigedangao,shundaojieniqinggongyanzheiduohua,xianhouliangzheizunfo,rangtayihouhaohaodezhaoguni。”

yigerenshijudekezhang,genbenmeinenglizhaogujijianweidekezhang,yebuzhidaojinruidezixin,laiziyunali?

wangzhejinruiliangjingjingdeyanjing,haiyouzhuizibandelian,woyouxiangqishangyishi,huironghoubeiwangpuderizi。qinggongyanshangsuoyouderendoubaheibaidiandao,shuowopingshihuaxin,genduogenvrenbaochiaimeiguanxi,shenzhihaiyongaihuantounonglexie****,bawozheige**,lengshengshengheichengleyiersanjiujieshudemiaonan。

qinggongyandeguochengyebeieyijianji,shuowozaiyanxishangduijinruidadachushou,jinruirenwukerencaiyongyoupowo。

wushugeyebunengmeidewanshang,woyoukoumobian,chuixiongdunzu,yuyuerzhong。

yuanbenyiweirensizhaixiao,quemeixiangdaowozhongshengle,haizhongshengzaiqinggongyanzhiqian。zheiyishijinrui、houliang,nimenzheiyiduizhananjiannv,woyaobanimenchedisuosi,rangshirenkanqingchunimenliangdezhenshizuilian。

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jinruinachuyishuangxie,fangzaiwodemianqian:“xiaofei,shishikan,xibuxihuan?”

zhei**yishuangbaisedexiuxianxie,pingshiwochuandedou**heise,bingbuxihuanbaise,erqiewohaizhidaozheishuangxie**41ma,wodejiaoyou42maneimeda。

shangyishi,wokandaochimahoujiutuituole,lianshidoumeishi,houlaizheishuangxiechuanzailehouliangdejiaoshang。

zheiyishiyiqiedoubutongle,wobajiaosaijinxieli,ranhouyonglidechalecha,haizaidishanghenhendecailecai:“qinaide,xiedao**henhao,jiu**youdianxiao。duoshaomade?”

zaijinruideyanjingli,wokandaoyishanershideyanfan,suirantazheyandehenhao,danquemeitaoguowodeyanjing。zheishuangxieguoranbu**maijiwode!shenzhitadexindiduiwofeichangdeyanfan。

“xiaolema?buyinggaia!”

woguyiluchuxiegen:“jiaodousaibujinqu,zhinengzheiyangcaizhe。”

“kuaituodiao,biecaihuaile!”jinruishuowanyejuedeyouxieshitai,bianyoubuleyiju:“wokeneng**jicuochima,huitoujinihuanshuangdayixiede。”

wotuoxialexiezi,guyishuo:“buyongneimemafan,jintianhouliangguoshengri,bazheishuangxiesongjita。”

jinruiyouxieyidongyouyouxieweinan:“songyishuangjiuxie,buheshiba?”

“shenmejiaojiuxie?wozhi**shileyixia,lianludoumeizou。nibushuo,wobushuo,jiu**shuangxinxie。”

jinruifupingxieshangdezhouzhe,henzirandebatoudianle。

guoran,zheishuangxieyikaishijiu**maijihouliangde。

“xiaofei,wokalimeiqian,haiyouyixiexinyongkayaohai,nizaijiwozhuanershiwan。”jinruishouhaoxie,henzirandetichuyaoqiu。

genjinruiquerenguanxihou,wofuzeleyiqiekaixiao。tasuiranyeshangban,danque**gejingzhideyueguangzu,meigeyuedidouhuiqianxiayiduixinyongka。

wodaxueshijiukaishichaogu,yinweiduishuzibijiaomingan,suoyizhuanleyixieqian。meicimianduijinruideyaoqiu,wodou**youqiubiying,jinkenengdemanzu。

xianzaizixixiangxiang,yuqishuojinruixuyaowozheigeweihunfu,daoburushuo,jinruixuyaowodoulideqian。

mianduijinruideyaoqiu,womanlianweinan:“zuijindapanzoushibuhao,wosuoyoudeqiandoubeitaole。yishibanhuinabuchulai!”

jinruimeixiangdaowohuijujue:“nishuoshenme?nimeiqianle?”

“wozhi**zanshibeitaole,denggupiaojietaohoujiuyouqianle!”yijingzhidaojinruijiu**geweibushudebaiyanlang,wokebuhuizaiweitahuayifenqian。

“neijintianwanshangdeqinggongyanzenmeban?fangjiandoudinghaole,binkedouyaoqingle,nixianzaigenwoshuomeiqian,rangwopeizheniyiqidiulianma?”jinruifennudejiuhaoxiang**yitoumushi。

wowunaidesongzhejianbang:“yaobunixianjiewodianyingyingji……”

“woyemeiqian,zongzhiwobuguan,niqutouyehao,qiangyehao,pianyehao,bixubawanshangdeqiangaodao,yaoburanwomenjiufenshou!”

wangzhetichufenshouweixie,youshuaimenerqudejinrui,womanliandepingjing,momodeguanshangmen,ranhoudakaimenlingxitong。

fangzisuiran**zude,danfangdaomenque**wozijizhuangde,shangjiaduosonglegeshexiangtou,qiahaozhuangzaidiantikou,dakaijiutingdaojinruineitiandefanideshengyin:“daling,tikuanjishuotadegupiaobeitao,xianzaimeiqianle,wanshangdeshengriyankezenmeban?dui!dui!tazhi**xianzaimeiqian。hao!hao!wobugentafanlian……”

diantidemenheshang,shengyinzharanerzhi。

woquantouwodegezhizuoxiang,yuanlaizaijinruideyanli,houliangcai**tadedaling,woyizhidou**getikuanji。yuanbenhaiyiweisanniandexiangchu,duoshaohuiyouxieganqing,quemeixiangdaozheixiedou**wodeyixiangqingyuan。

jiranzheiyang,neijinwandeqinggongyan,biranyaojitamenyigebishengnanwangdejingxi。