suhuashuodehao，tongxingxiangchi。
buguanshinvrenhaishinvhai，zheijuhuadoushitongyongde。
youqishilianggegefangmiandouhenyouxiudenvxing，birushuoqinyuhanheyuanxue。
suiranzuishanghuxiangreqingdiwenhou，kehunjishehuiduoniandelidongzirankanchuyuanxueheqinyuhandebuzizai。
yipangchongdanglvyedechenyuejiuxiandeziranxuduo，suiranheqinyuhanbushu，buguozhaohuqilaiqueshihenreqing，sanyanliangyujiuchongdangqilebicigoutongdeqiaoliang。
lidongpiaoleqinyuhanyiyan，jiantahaoxiangyijingwanglezijidecunzaizhenghechenyueliaodekaixin，duoshaoxiandeyouxiewunai。
buzhidaodehaiyiweitamenshiguimini，sheinengcaidaoliangrenhaishidiyicijianmian。
lidongyebujiyuyishi，sichuzhuanlezhuan，xindixiexudeshiluohenkuaijiuxiaoshidaijin。
suiranbushidiyicilaidongfangguangchang，kejinglilexuduodelidongzaicitashangzheishuxidedifangxinzhonghaishiyouxiegankai。
jiyizhongdechangjingdouyouxiemohule，gaozhongbiyehouhenshaoyoushijianlaidongfangguangchang，fumulishihougengshiconglaimeilaiguo。
dongguangguang，xikankan，yishijiannaohaizhongchongchizhegezhongniantou，lianshenhoudewangjieqinyuhanjirentingxialejiaobudoubucengzhuyi。
zhidaowangjiehanleyisheng，lidongzheicaiqingxing。
huitouyikan，yuanlaishiqinyuhanjirenzaiyijiamaixiaoshipindetanweiqiantiaoxuanleqilai。
jianlidongduobuguolai，beirenqunjideyouxieliansechaohongdeqinyuhanyilianxingfendao：“lidong，nikanzheitiaoshoulianpiaoliangma？”
shuobajiangshoulianzainenbaideshouwanshangbilebi，quebuzhilidongzhizhuyidingzherenjiaguniangdeshoubeikanle，nahaiyouxinsihuihua。
haozailidongyebushineizhongjianlenvrenjiunuobudongjiaodeerhuo，dingledingshenxiaodao：“tinghaode，xihuanmailejiushi。”
fanzhengbuguoshilaikuaiqiandedongxi，lidongyebushitaizaiyi。
qinyuhanwenyanxixiaoyankai，jimanghetanzhukanqijialai，yibanlaishuonvrenbuguannianjidaxiaodoushikanjiadezhuanjia，bengguannengbunengchenggongdoushiyizhonglequ。
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yipangdechenyueheyuanxueyegezikanzhonglejiyangxiaoshipin，chenyuemangzhekanjia，yuanxuequeshiyouyulepiankefangxialeshouzhongdeshipinmeiyoujixu。
lidonglengyanpangguan，tazhidaoyinggaibushiyinweiqiandeyuangu。
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rujindebojinjiagebiqihuangjinhaiyaogaoshangxiexu，yuanxuesuiranxihuantanweishangdexiaoshipin，kejiatingyouyuedetaxianranfangbuxiamianziqumaizheixielianjiahuo。
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zheishiyipangdechenyueyeshanglianghaolejiage，quebuxiangmenbuhangshengdewangjiehuranshangqianfuleqian，chenyuelianyouxiehonghongde，queshimeiyoujujue。
zheixialundaolidongshayanle，shenmeqingkuang，qianshimeitingshuoliangrenyoushaqingkuanga？
budengtaxixiang，gangganghaixingfendeqinyuhanhuranguleguzui，dianqijiaocailelidongyixia，qidao：“xiaoqigui！zenmemeijiannijiwofuqian！”
lidongzileziya，“wodaoshixiang，neiyedeniyuanyibushi。”
“neidaoyeshi，buguoshuolaishuoquhaishinixiaoqi，guoranshixiaoxinyandenanren，nanguaineimejichou。”qinyuhanxixiaoyisheng，yebuzaixiluolidong。
lidongyilianwugu，zenmeshuozheshuozhedoushizijidecuole，youxiaoqiyoujichou，nandaozheijiushiqinyuhanduizijideyinxiang？
tanlekouqi，jianchenyuehewangjiedouhongzhelianmenbuhangsheng，yuanxueyeshixinbuzaiyan，xiangzhehaodaidouyiqichulaile，qifentailengdanmeiyisi。
lidongbiandao：“xing，neijintianwojiudanggebuxiaoqidenanren，yiqiquchishaokaoba，woqingke。”
ganggangjizhechumenyemeichifan，xianzaizhuanleyihuierduzikongkongde。
suiranshenshangmeiduoshaoqian，buguojigerenchigeshaokaohaishigoude。
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wangjiedelianseyemeiganggangneimehongle，jianzhuangjiuxiaodao：“womeiyijian，yuanxuenishuoni？”
queshimeiyouganwenchenyue，ganggangdejudongrangtayishibanhuieryebuzhidaoruhekaikou。
yuanxuezhanglezhangzuixiangyaojujue，taitouquejianlidongmeitouweizhou，xinlidouranshengqiyiguyuanqi，meihaoqidao：“neijiuqu，gaozhongsannianyemeijianlidongtongxueqingguoke！”
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paliangrennaojiang，jiashangzaoshanggangchaoguo，wangjielianmangdachadao：“dongzi，shuoqingkehaibuqianmiandailu，woyemeichiwanfanni。”
lidongsonglesongjianmeiyouzaishuohua，buzhizenmedezhongshenghuilaipiqijianzhang，zijiganxiaoshoudeshihoukeshijianrenshuorenhua，jianguishuoguihua。
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jiedaoliangbiandexiaochitanbushao，shaokaotansuiranmeihoushineimeduo，queyeyouhaojijia。
zhaoleyijiakanqilaihaisuanganjingde，jirenzhaolezuoweizuoxia。
jianyuanxuelianseyouxieyouyu，lidongwuyu，zheibuhuishihaiyoujiepiba？
bijingshizijitongxue，haishigemeinv，lidongnazhijinzaidengzishanghezhuoshangcaleyibiancaimeihaoqidao：“jiangjiuzhedianba，shenmehuaixiguan，youbushishenmexingjifandian。”
yuanxuequeshiyilianfenkai，zheijiahuoshiguyidema？
肯定是故意的！
tadaobushiyoujiepi，mingmingshiganggangdengzishangyouyitanshuizi，lidongdoukanjianlequepianpianbazheizhangdengzijiziji，mingbaizheshikanzijixiaohua，guoranshixiaoqidenanren！
xinlizhoumalejiju，yuanxueqifendizuolexialai，henbudeyikouyaosilidong。
meilihuiyuanxueyilianqifen，lidongzhuanshenxipixiaoliandiduiqinyuhandao：“yuhan，chidianshenme？yaoguozhihaishihedianpijiu？”
qinyuhanwuzhezuiqingxiao，meihaoqidiningletayixia，xinliqueshitinghuankuaide。
daobushiduiyuanxueyoushenmeyijian，jiushiqichangyouxiebuduifu。
nvrendoushizheiyang，xinliyitaozuishangqueshilingyitao，qinyuhanqishenduiyuanxuexiaodao：“yuanxue，niyaoheshenme？kebiejilidongshengqian，zheijiahuoyoudianqiandousongjiwangbale，haiburubianyizanmen。”
“yo，zheinidouzhidao？”
lidongkuazhangdixiaoleyisheng，qishenduilaobanfenfuleliangju，zhuiwendao：“yuhan，nibuhuishitiantiangenzongwoba？”
zheiyihuobushizhuangde，taheqinyuhangaozhongshiqijiaojibusuanduo，shangwangyeshigaosancaiyoudeshi，meixiangdaoqinyuhanjuranqingchu。
“鬼才跟踪你呢！”
qinyuhanyilianxianqi，yemeijieyilidongdechenghu，meihaoqidao：“haibushiweiyuanzhanggenwoshuode，shuonitiantianquwangbadayouxi，kendingkaobushangdaxue。”
“我靠！”
lidongdaweibufen，meixiangdaoweiyuanzheixiaozijuransixialiheqinyuhanjiechu。
gengmeikanchulaizheixiaozinianhuai，juranhaipaoquqinyuhanneiwumieziji，suiranshishiyeshiruci。
xiangdaozheilidongmanlianyuanwangdao：“nei**shuodeshitazijicaiduiba！yuhan，nidonggeshishenmerennihaibuqingchume，doushiweiyuanneixiaozishihuai，xianglijianzanmenzhijianchunjiedeyouyi！”
“噗嗤！”
zhei**dehuayichu，gangganghaichenjidejirendouxiaochushenglai。
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“yo！bingshanmeirenyehuishuolengxiaohuale，zheidaoshiwoderongxinga！”
lidongyebushengqi，hehexiaozhehuileyiju，jirenyibianxianliaoyibianchizheduanshanglaideshaokaodaoyebujimo。
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bianchibianliaoxialidongyemeiwangjizhengshi，jintiantalaikebushiweilepaoniude。
hewangjiepengleyibeipijiu，lidongzhuanshenxianghaizaikaodongxidelaobandashandao：“laoban，nizheiyemaixiaolongxia？”
“mai，buguobuduo，zanmenzheibutaixihuanchizheige。qianjitiannongleyixiedaoxianzaihaiyangzheyidaban，niyaoshiyaosuannibianyidian。”laobancalecaetoushangdehanhuidao。
lidongweiweichenyin，kanlaizijimeijicuo，zheishihoudpxianhaimeixingqichilongxiadefengqi。
buxiangjinianhou，neishihouyiqiandoufujiadelongxiajingranmaishangleniuroujia，jiuzheiyangyidaoxiatianhaishigongbuyingqiu，jiemianshangguangshilongxiatanzijiubuxiajishijia。
buguotazhidaocishishengchengpingchuanyijingyoulechilongxiadefengchao，jidezijigangshangdaxuedeshihouhesheyouyiqichuquchishaokao，faxianyipanxiaqiudouyaowuliushiyuan，jiuzheiyangchiderenhaishubushengshu。
tazheicilaidongfangguangchangjiushiweiledatandatanxingqing。
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yaodejiushixianzaidezheizhongqingkuang，pingchuanhedongpingxianggeshubaigongli，xianzaixinxihaimeiyihouneimechangtong，shengchengyeshigangxingqichilongxiadefengchaobujiu，neibiandexinxizanshihaimeichuanguolai。
yidandengzhengshirulexia，neishipingchuanaichilongxiadexiguanyeliuchuanleguolai，daoshihoukejiumeiyouzhuanchajiadejihuile。
chensijianlidonglianshangbuyouluchuyimoxiaoyi，kanlaizijidediyitongjinjiuzhiwangzaizheishangmianle。
tazhidaozheibushizhangjiudeshengyi，buguoshizhunbeilaoyibijiuxing，jiukanzijizenmezhuazhuzheigejihuile。