第1章
“chouxiaozi，nidaonalile？kankanjidianle！doushuolebuyaochidao，zheikeshinidiyicijianrenjiaguniang，budeliugehaoyinxiang！”
gangjietongdianhua，jiuzhijiebeimamayanlideshengyinhouxing。
“haole，haole，wozhidaole，zailushangle。”linyifanbunaifandegualedianhua。
“haohaodezhoumo，jiuxiangshuigelanjue，jiubunengxiawujianmianma？”linyifanxinliyizhendigu。
daolecanting，yingruyanliandeshouxianjiushifulitanghuangdezhuangxiu，bukuishizheilizuihaodecanting，tayigeyue5000yuandegongzigujidoubugouchiyidunde。
zijicai24suiyebuzhidaojialimianjishenme，qianqianhouhouanpailehenduocixiangqinle。
“erzi，nidaolema？，zhuozishiyudinghaode，zhijieguoqujiuxingle。”
“daoledaole，haolejiuzheiyang，guale。”
guaduandianhua，linyifantaitouwangqu。fanzhuoshangzuoleyiweimeinv，qizhiwenweneryade。wulunshicongchuanzhehaishizhangxianglaikan，doushimanfen。fanzhuoshangdexianhuachentuochutadelianpang，xiandegewaixiulidongren。
tasuiranjianguohenduomeinv，danshijiandaotadeyichanei，xinzhongbuyoujidongleyixia，suihouzhenglezhengyifuzouleguoqu。
“nihao，wojiaolinyifan，gangtuiwuhuilai，jinnian24sui，yueshouru5000，meiyoufangyemeiyouche。”linyifanwusuoweideshuodao。
meicixiangqindoushizheimeshuode，tazaodouxiguanle。
meinvhenshijingyadekanzhelinyifan，biaoqingyihuole，piankecaihuifudao。
“nihao，wojiaoyeyuner，jinnian22sui，gangchuguoliuxuehuilai，nianxinjibaiyiba，fangziyou30laitao，chezidehua......jibailiang。”
linyifanfeichangchijing，meixiangguoduifangtiaojianzheimehao，xinxiangtabushizaikaiwanxiaoba。ranerzhuannianyixiang，yekenengshirenjiayagenmeiyoukanshangziji，caizheiyangshuode。
henduoniantouzailinyifandenaohailishanguo，danbuguanzenmeyanggailejiedehaishiyaolejiede。
“suiran，womeiyoufangzimeiyouchezi，shouruyebugao，danshinihewozaiyiqi，wohuibaohuhaoni，chongzheni，buhuirangnishoudaorenhedeshanghaiweiqu。shenmexiyizuofandedouyouwolaizuo，zaiwaimianniwoxiwangninengzunzhongwo。”
haishixiangzhiqianyiyang，linyifanyikouqibatongyangdehuazaicizhengzhongzhongfuleyibian。
buliaoyeyunertingwan，zhijiedixiatou，dangzhulezijidezuichun，qingshengxiaoleqilai。
“zhei......youshenmehaoxiaode？”
“wozhidaozijidetiaojianbingmeiyouneimehao，danshiwohuizuoyigehaozhangfu，huinulishangjin，rangniguoshanghaorizi，bunengshuojinyiyushi，danshikeyibaozhengnicancanyourouchi。”linyifanzhengzhongqishideshuodao。
puchiyixia，yeyuneryinlingbandexiaoshengchuanbianlezhenggecanting。
linyifanganjuedaolejifengchaoxiao，bunaifandiwen：“zaixiabuzhidao，zijishuodeyounalihaoxiao？”
“xiansheng，kandechulainishiyigehenhaodenanren，buguonikenenggaocuole，wobingbushilaixiangqinde。”yeyunershouqixiaorongrenzhendihuidao。
linyifanxinxiang，“a？nandaowogaocuole？bukenengba！”
zheishiyiweifuwuyuanzouleguolaile:“xiansheng，gangcainizoudetaikuaile，ninzoucuozhuole，ninyudingdefangjianzaizheibian。”
“e.......baoqianbaoqian，hahaha。”
linyifanzhinengyongxiaoshenglaihuanjiezheigangadechangmian，suihoumabutingtidetaolixianchang。
“nanguaizheiweimeinvyizhizaixiao，hezheshikanwoyigerenzaibiaoyan，bawodanghoukana！buguo......bijingshizijizoucuolezhuozi，hai......”
xinlibiezheyikouqi，linyifannanshoujile。
meiyihuijiuzoudaolelingyigezhuoziqian，kandaoyigenvhaizizaiwuliaodeyaozhexiguan，hezheyinliao。nvhailianshanghuazhejingzhidezhuangrong，shenshangsanfazhenongnongdexiangshuiwei。
“queshishigehaokandexiaonvsheng，buguoxiangbijiaogangcaineige，xiangchashenyuan。”linyifanduibizhedechujielun，zhongxinzhenglileyixiayifu，zuoxia。
“nihao，wojiaolinyifan，jinnian24sui，gangtuiwuhuilai，yueshouru5000，womeiyou————。”
“xingle，buyongshuole。”
huadoumeishuowanjiuturanbeidaduanle，nvhaishengqideshuodao：“yigedananren，xianggeqinjuranrangyigenvhaizidengzheimejiu，zhenshigoule！”
linyifanmingxianganshoudaozheiweixiaomeinvyijinghenshengqile，zhidenaizhexingzijieshi。
“duibuqi，wogangcaizoucuozhuole。”
“he，daoqianjiuwanlema？hongnvhaidoubuhuihong！”
linyifanxianranyouxiebuzhisuocuo，lianmangjixushuoleyisheng：“baoqian！”
“daoqianyouyongma？wosuanshizhidaoniweishenmezhaobudaonvpengyoule，yaolaixiangqin！yimeiyoushijianguannian，erbuhuihongnvhaizikaixin。zhihuiyizhidaoqian！”xiaomeinvhenshengqideshuodao。
linyifantingwanzhihouyoudianbushuang：shishishi，woshizhaobudaonvpengyou，suoyicailaixiangqinde，neiniyoushiweishenme？haiyou，zuiqimadelimaoyaoyouba，wodoujieshaozijile，ninni？”
“nijiwotinghaole，wojiaoliangxiwen，xianzaizaiyunhaigongsidanrenxiangmujinglidezhiwei，yueshouruliangdaosanwan，nijuede，jiunidetiaojian，nipeideshangwo？”liangxiwendeyuqibiandeaomanqilai。
linyifansuirancongyikaishijiuduizheigenvrenmeiyoushenmehaogan，danshitashuodeyebujia，liangrenchajutingdade。
“duiduidui，shiwopeibushangni，suoyizanmenhaishibiehuxianglangfeishijianle！”
quemeixiangdao，zheijuhuarangliangxiwengengjiashengqi：“nizheihuashishenmeyisi？wochouchushijianlaijianni，nichidaojiusuanle，juranhaishizheigetaidu？huogainizhaobudaonvpengyou！”
liangxiwenshengqidelimazhanqishennaqibaojiuzou。
“liangxiaojie，liangxiaojie！”
linyifanhaixiangjixushuoqingchu，danshiliangxiwentouyemeiyouhuidejiuzoule。
我擦。
suiranlinyifanbenshenjiubuxiangxiangqin，jintianhaiyudaolezheizhongqipa，danyebuxianghongnianghelaomataotao。
“suanle，zheinvrenjiusuanquhuijiayebuhuiyouhaoriziguo，jiudangjintiandaomeiba！”
linyifanzhenglihaoyifu，zouchucanting，gangchumen，zhenghaozhuangjiandiyiciyudaodeneigemeinv—yeyuner。
kanqingxing，tazaiheyigexiaohuozizhengzhishenme，pangbianhaitangzhegelaodaye。
xiaohuozizhizheyilianglansedemaikailun，dashengzhiwen：“huibuhuikaichea？nizhuangdaorenlezhibuzhidao？nikankanjiwojialaoyezizhuangde！”
linyifankanguoqu，faxianchezicaicongcheweinuochulaiyidian，bukenengzhuangren，chufeishiyourenguyipengci。
gujizheiliangrenjianmeinvkaidehaoche，xiangyaoeqian。
yeyunermiansepingjing，yuqilengying：“shinimenzijizhuangshanglaide，weishenmeyaopeiqian，xiangpengcieqianshiba，wobaojingle！”
zhijianduimianxiaohuozituranmianluhense，zhunbeidongshou。