第三章：窝囊的女婿
zhouxiangyunkanzhelinfengjunmeidelian，tingzhezheihua，buyouxintiaojiasu。
suiranxinlihaishibieniu，dan......
linfengbijingshitamingyishangdezhangfu，suiranmeiyoufuqizhishi，danganqinghaishiyoude，
jintianhunlishanglinfengdebiaoxianyehao，zheiyangdehuayehao，dourangtaganjuedaolemomingdewennuan。
zhangcaiyunerrenyeshilengleyixia，suihoudao：“hehe，zuipizidaoshishuadelihai，youzheishijian，haiburuxianqubawanshuale！feiwu！”
linfengmeishuoshenmezhanshenlaiqushuawanle。
ciriyidazao，linfengjiujiedaolezhourandedianhua，jiaotamenqulaozhai。
“lihunmashanglihun！”zhouranyishoudiaozheshigao，yishoupinmingdihuiwuzhe，handeqijibaihuai，“ranhounidaizhezhei**qujiwangliandaoqian，shuobudingnengyouzhuanji......”
wanglianqiangquta，haiyaotaqudaoqian？
zhouxiangyunliansecangbai，danyanshenquehenjianding，“wobuqu！”
“zhouxiangyun！nishixiangzhoujiasima？wanglianshenmerenniqingchu！dezuiletabujigejiaodaitahuifangguowomenzhoujiama？”
“bulihun！nimenyijiarendoujiwogunchuzhoujia！womenduanjueguanxi！”zhouranbaonu，shichuleshashoujian。
guoran，cihuayichu，zhouxiangyunbiaoqingbiandejiujie，fuza。
shiqulezaizhoushidegongzuo，tamenyijiarendouyaochituqu。
zhouranjianzhuang，xinzhongbuyouzideqilai，heng，xiaoyatoupianzi，haixianggentadou？
zhoufangyipangchixiaodao，“yaobushilinfengzheigefeiwu，nixianzaiyijingguoshanglefutaitaidexingfushenghuole！”
zhouransisididingzhelinfeng，lianjiahaiyinyinzuotong，zheishibuhuizheimesuanle，tayidinghuiranglinfengfuchudaijiade！
“zuotianlixishoushaole？”linfengwushilefuziliangdehua，dandandekanzhezhouran，“huahaizheimeduo？”
“linfeng！”zhouranqidegouqiang，“nibietaixiaozhangle！”
“xiaozhang，shiwoyouzheigeziben！”linfenglengxiaoleyisheng，“ququyigexiaohunhun，hairubulewodeyan！”
sanrenwenyan，fenfenbiaoshibuxie。
zhourankan**yiyangkanzhelinfeng：“linfeng，wobuzhuijiunidezerenyijingbucuole。nizheishixianghuoshangjiaoyoubaofuwozhoujiama？”
zhoufangchaoxiaodao：“nishibazijidangchengzhanshenlinpojulema？xinlimeidianshuma？”
zhourangengshizhijiemadao：“zhenshishagou，nanbuchengnihaixiangyongnidemanlidadewanglianfuqibucheng？meinaozidefeiwu！”
zhouxiangyunyeshijingyayulinfengdeyuchujingren，danyoudexiaoshengdao，“linfeng，nibiechongdong，womenzaixiangxiangbiedebanfa......”
linfengpailepaitadeshou，shiyitafangxin。
ranhouduizhezhourandao，“woyaorangwangliandangmiandaoqian，ernimenzeyaobanalewolaopodedongxidouhaihuilai！”
“womennatashenmele？！”zhouranyouxiexinxudedao。
“fangzi！chezi！gupiao！nizhendangwoshenmedoubuzhidao？”linfengchenzheliandao。
zheixienianzhouranzaizhouxiangyunshenshangnaleduoshaohaochu，tadouyaorangzheisunzituchulai！
zhouranyijingyouxieshengqile，“neiniyaoshizuobudaoni？”
“zuobudao，suinichuzhi。”linfengyiranbuju。
zhouranyandihanmangyishan，“hao！ruguonizuobudao，nibujinyaohexiangyunlihun，haiyaoqianmaishenqi，congcizuowozhoujiadeyitiaogou，kexing？”
zhoujiasuishuobushiyidengyi，yitiaogoueryiyebuxihan，taxiangsuanjidegenbenbushilinfeng，ershizhouxiangyun！
jiajisuijijiagousuigou，linfengdouchenglezhoujiadeyitiaogou，zhouxiangyunhaonengpaodele？
zhouxiangyunwenyandunshijinghuang，“linfeng！biedaying......”
ranerlinfengfangfomeiyoutingjianzhouxiangyundehuayiyang，miansepingjingdao，“keyi，chengjiao。”
zaizhanchangshang，wanglianzheiyangderenliankantayiyandoubupei！
但欺负她老婆？
tabujieyirangzheijiahuozhidaozhidao，huaerweishenmezheiyanghong！
zhouxiangyuntuirandixieleqi，buzhidaogaishuoshenmehao，linfengtaichongdongle，wanquanbudongjizhoujiazuoshishenmeyisi，zhouranhuizhemositade！
jianlinfengdayingxialai，zhouranyanzhuziyizhuan，limadao：“woxianzaidadianhualianxiwanglianyueshijian！”
shuowancongcongchuqudadianhua。
linfengkanletayiyan，zuijiaoqinzhelengxiao，gujishiquxiangzhezenmeansuantale。
buguotayebuzaihu，zaijueduideshilimianqian，zheidianxiaocongmingshenmedousuanbushang！
zhouranbotonglewangliandedianhua：“wangge，woshizhourana。”
dianhuaneitoudewanglianyidianyebujingya：“zenme？zheicaidiertianjiudasuangenwoqiuraole？meimen！”
zhourananmaleyishengsipangzi，zuishangquedao：“wanggewuhuile，bushiwo，shilinfengneixiaozi！”
“linfeng？neibuyiyangshinimenzhoujiarenma？”wangliansuikoudao，tayebuben，baofulinfengneiyigeshadoumeiyouderenyoushenmeyong？
zhiyaorangzhoujiapale，zhouxiangyunchizaoshitade。
zhouranlianmangdao：“bushizheiyangde！linfenghezhoujiayidianguanxidoumeiyou！erqietayangyanyaoheniyuejia，shuoyaoganfanni！”
“shenme！？”wanglianshengyintigaolebadu。
“zhende！taganggangshuode，shuonisuangeqiu，yaobanidadaokanjianzhoujiaderenjiuguixia。”zhouranlengxiaozhetianyoujiacu。
“nirangtadengzhe！laozixianzaijiuguolai。”wanglianjinbudeji，erqielinfengchizaoyaoshoushi，yemeixiangzheimeduo。
zhouranwenyanlianmangdao：“wanggedengdeng，linfengshuomingtianzaoshangshidian，rangnilaizhoujialaozhai，dangzhezhongrendemianguangmingzhengdadibanidafu！”
“henhao，mingtianshidianshiba！sheibulaisheisunzi！”wangliannudao，guaduanledianhua。
zhourankanzhedianhuayinxiao，molemolianjia，linfengalinfeng，daduanlaozigebo？
xianzaihaole，debuyongtazijidongshoule，wanglianjiunengbatajishoushile！
xiangdaomingtianlinfengjijiangmianduidexingfengxueyu，zhouranjiujidongdirexuefeiteng。
wunianqiantanengqizailinfengdetoushang，wunianhouyijiuruci！
feiwu，yibeizidoushifeiwu！
zhouranjiezhedao：“youlewangliandeguanxi，caoshidedanzijiuyoubawoduole！nimenyaohaohaodingzhe。”
zhoufangdiantoudaying，lianshangshiyizhibuzhudexiaorong，zheigedanziguohou，zhoushijiushitamenfuziliangdele！
ercishidezhouxiangyun，jidexiangshireguoshangdemayi。
“linfeng，wozhidaonijinguojundui，nengda，yebijiaogengzhi，danzheijianshinishizaishitaichongdongle！nibulejiewanglianzheigeren！”zhouxiangyunjiaojiyounaixindigenlinfengshuodao。
“laopo，nixiangxinwo，”linfengshoushuangshoulanzhulaihuiduobudezhouxiangyun，wenroudishuodao：“wohuimeishide。”
zhouxiangyunlianhongpupude，meihaoqidishuodao：“woshipanibeirendasi！haiyou，biejiaowolaopo！wobushinilaopo！”
zhouxiangyunyueshizheimeshuo，linfengyueshijuedetashanliangyoukeai，“yiqieyouwoni！”
ranerzhouxiangyunwanquanmeiyoutingjinqu，ziguzidishuodao，“zheiyangxiaqubuxingde，wolianxijigepengyoushuobudingnengyouzhuanji！”
shuowanjiuhuifangjiandadianhuazhaoguanxile。
linfengqingqingyaoleyaotou，neixinquegandaonuannuande，yourendanxinqianguadeganjuezhenhaoa......
xiangzhe，zoudaoyangtaidianranyigenyan，botongleshouji，shensehuian，zhoushenshaqiyongxianwanruoshizhi，“liangbing，zhaoyigejiaowanglianderen，......”