第5章 敬猴

huoxushibeixiayuzheiyijiaochuaidejizhenzhule,yishizhijianjingwurenganzhisheng。

haojigerenshangqianenzhuguoer,zuoshijiyaodongshou。

yunlinglianmanglachezhexiayu,shenqingyouxiejiaoji。

“biaojie,buyaoa!guoerkeshihewoyiqicongxiaozhangdadea!zaiwoxinlitajiushiwodejiemeia!biaojienijiufangguoguoerba,woyihouyidinghaoshengdeyueshuta!”

yunlingchouqizhekanzhexiayu,neijiashijiuhaoxiangshibutongyijiuyaoguixialeyiban。

“biaojie,ruoshinishenbiandeyahuanfancuodehua,niyebushedeshibushi!”

tingzhezheihua,xiayuweiweimizheyanjingkanzheyunling。

neishenqingdaizhejifendelengyi,youdaizhejifendejifeng,kandeyunlingzhijuedejibeifahan。

buzhidaoweishenme,zheicihuilaidexiayubiandeshifendeguiyi,congyiqianneigeduizijishifenxinrendehaojiejieyixiazijiubianchenglezheigeyangzi。

“ruobushiyunbiaomeitixing,wodaoshiwanglewoshenbiandehaoyahuana!”

zheihuashuodeyunlinggengshijuedechayi,buzhidaoxiayuzheishishenmeyisi。

daoshixiayuyijinghuishenkanxiangxiayaodao:“haiyaolaofanjiejieshenbianderenzouyitang,dairenjiangwotieshenyahuanqiaoerdaiguolai!”

kanzhezheichuquyitanghuilaidabianyangzidemeimei,xiayaoweiweicumei,suiranxinxiayouxieyihuo,danyedagaicaicedaomeimeipashiyaoshoushizijideyahuan。

neiqiaoerzijizaojiukanzhebushunyan,yiweidetiaobozijidezhuzi,zheiyangdeyahuanzaojiugaimaichuqu!

“yubiaojie,ni……nizheishiyaozuoshenmea!”

xiayuquemeiyoulihuiyunling,zhuantoudaizhejifenyunnudekanxiangneiyazheguoerdepozi。

“kanshenmeni!woganggangdehuadangerbianfengle!”

jigepozibeixiayudeyanshenhedeyijiling,zhijuedeyiqianpiqijiubuhaodeerxiaojie,xianzaizheipiqigengshishenren。

dangjitaiqigunzijiuduizheguoerdalexiaqu。

guoerbeiduzhezui,wuwuwudekanzhezijiaxiaojie。

yunlingxiangyaokaikouqiuqing,youbuzhidaoyinggaizaizenmekaikou,sisideniezhezijidepazi。

xiayutaishoupailepaiyunlingdejianbang,roushengshuodao:“biaomeimoyaohaipa,buguojiushiyigejiaoshegenzi,hailuanpozangshuidenucai!zheiyangderennikebunengliuzaishenbian!buranzaowanyaohaileni!”

neijiejieshishideyigunzidazaiguoerdeshenshang,kandeyunlingzhijuedexinjingbuyi。

youqishicikeguoerdeshenshangdouyijingshentouchuxueshui,xianranshishangdebuqing。

raoshiyunlingxinsishenchen,yecongmeiyoujianshiguozheiyangdehuamian。

youqibeidaderenhaishizijishenbiancongxiaozhangdadeyahuan,xinligengshibushiziwei。

kanzheyunlingdeyangzi,xiayuzhijuedexinzhongshifendejieqi,danyijiujuedebuguo,yuanyuanbugou。

taishouyishuaishoupa,jiuqubangyunlingcashiejiaodelenghan。

“biaomeizenmehailiuhanle?zheitianyebushiduore,kuangqiebiaomeihaishixiuxingzhiren,zheimobushishenshangyoushenmedadekuisunle?ya!buhuishiyinweihaipaba!”

yunlingjiangyingdeniutoukanxiangyilianxiaoyidexiayu,neixiaorongshifendezhencheng,keshineishuangyanjingliquedoushilengyi。

buzhidaoweishenme,yunlingyuefadejuedecikedexiayubuzhengchang。

“biaomeibiepa,biaojieyebushizhendeyaolezheiyahuandeming,nipashenme!daodishiheniyiqizhangdade,suoyia,wohaishiyuanyiliutayitiaominga!”

xiayubailebaishou,pozimendoutingxialeshou。

guoercikeshixuruozhiji,haiyiweizijitaoguoleyijie,ganggangsongleyikouqi,jiukandaozijiyanqianchuxianyishuangxiuhuaxie。

jinjiezheduzuidebujiubeichelechuqu,guoershifenjingxidetaitou。

“小姐!”

ruyandejiushixiayuhanxiaodemianrong,jingdeguoerxianxieyaolezijideshetou。

xiayudaizhejifenwanxidetanleyikouqi。

“duolingliderena!biaomeia,xiangnimenganglaitoubenwomenjiadeshihou,zeze,lianggexiaorena,doushoudeyibagutoule!xianzaikankan,zeze,womenxiajiadefengshuiyangrena!”

yunlingtunletunkoushui,shenhuleyikouqiwendingzhuzijidexinshen。

“queshini!buguobiaojie,guoershangdetingzhongde,wojiudaitahuiquyangshangle……”

xiayutiaomeikanleyiyanyunling,huranxiaoleqilai。

“biaomeishibushiwuhuileshenme?”

yunlingweiweicumei,meiyounongmingbaishishenmeyisi。

zhijianxiayutaishouyidiandiandefumozheguoerdexiufa,kanshangqushifenderouhe。

“woshishuoliutayiming,kewoshenmeshihoushuohaiyaotahebiaomeihuiqu!”

zhijianxiayudewuzhikouzhuguoerdetoulu,shunjiantongkudeaihaofugaizhenggeyuanluo。

“aaa……xiaojiejiuwo……wocuole,biaoxiaojie,wocuole……aaa……”

yunlingdeshuangyanfangda,sisidedingzheguoer。

ganggangzouguolaideqiaoerjiandaozheiyimuzhijiediedaozaidishang。

guoerzaiyizhentongkuzhizhonghunleguoqu。

xiayuyouxiexianqidesongkaishou,yibiancashizheshouyibianguanxindekanxiangyunling。

“biaomeifangxin,zhishiyunleguoqu,wokeshiliuletayimingni!”

yunlingkanzhexiayu,weiweizhangzhezui,huxihaishiyouxiejicu,youxiebuganxiangxinzheishitarenshidebiaojie。

xiayuweiweixiaozhe,duizhebianshangdepozibailebaishoushuodao:“daiqujirenyaziba!”

qiaoerfangfoshihuanheguolaishenmeleyiban,shoujiaobingyongdepadaoxiayudejiaobian。

“xiaojie,xiaojie,nikesuanshihuilaile,wuwuwu……hesiqiaoerle!”