第4章愉悦
“……niang，shaoyidaguoreshuiyaoyongbushaochaihuo。”
dafushengyinlitouzhexiexuchiyi。
yexiakanzheta，weixiao：“jinguanyong。”
yuanliduijidechaihuo，youtamenniangjigedegonglao，xianzaiyaoshaoxizaoshui，ruoshinageyinzheimedianxiaoshierzazahuhu，suibian！
xiangyaotiantianxizao，zaizheiliushiniandaideshancunli，xianbushuoxianbuxianshi，danbeirenandilishuoxianhuajueduishikendingde。
譬如：穷讲究。
danyaoyexiaxiangyuanzhushengqianneiyang，zhizainianzhongnianweizixixiyici，pingshiyongshimaojincashicouhe，tazuobudao。
“erfu，zheigaibuhuijiushizanjiadecalianmaojinba？”
zhanzaimaocaowuzhongyang，jiezhehunandeguangxiansaolequanzhouweidebaishe，yexiahaoburongyizhaodaoyifangkanbuchuyuanbenyanse，shangmiansuichukejianpodong，youdianzhashoude“huimaojin”，buquedingdikanxiangerfu。
“是呀。”
erfuyihuo，niangzheishizala？
zenliancalianjindouburenshile？！
xiumeijinning，yexiaminchun，zongjuedezijisihuwangjileshenme。
modi，tayipaietou……
shisuineinian，buzhihegu，tadeyishizhongturanchuxianyigejileikongjian，kekeke……haoba，kongjianrongjisuibuzuwushilifangmi，danlimianshijianjingzhi，dongxifangjinqushishenmeyang，nachulairengshishenmeyang，shuoqilaiyebusuanshijilei，shitayouxiejiaoqingle。
yuanbentameibaneikongjiandanghuishi，zhizhibeinainaidaizhedaopianyuandiqudegueryuanheshancunxiaoxuezuojuanzhu，kanzhesuitamentonglaideyichechegeleiwuzi，tanaozhongshunjianyiliang，juedeyongtadekongjiannengbangnainaishengqubushaomafan。
kenainaibingweidayingtaneimezuo，shenzhihaiyizaidingzhu，wanbudeyiyaoshiyongneigekongjian，wubizuodaoyanjin，miandelairizhaolaihuoshi。
“pifuwuzui，huaibiqizui。”
zheigedaolitadong，congerziranyoulaojinainaisuoyan。
zainainailinheshangyanqian，zuanzhetadeshou，zuijiaodoudong，fabuchubandianshengyin，queyanshenyinqie，zhizhidikanzheta，neiyike，tazhidaonainaiyaoshuoshenme，hanleizhongzhongdidiantou——zunxunnainaidejiaobu，jixujuanzhuneixiekeaidexiaotianshi。
zhongshengdaozheigepingxingshikongqiandeneigezhoumo，tayoubeihaoyipiwuzi，dasuanshujiaqijianqianwangxibeisshengtshizouzou……
yinianyidong，yexiaquedingcunchukongjianyougenzheguolai，buyouwanqizuijiao，yimodanyayuyuedeweixiaosuizhihuanhuanyangkai。
“niang，zheigecalianjinyouruanyouhaokan！”
“nidiecongchanglidaijizanmendexinmaojin，ziranruanhehaokan。”
qingjiehaozangxixidemupen，xianbasanfucongtoudaojiaoxiganjing，jiezhehuanshangxindexizaoshuijierfuxi，nazheniangjidetianlansemaorongrongcalianjin，erfubengtiduogaoxingle。
“……niang，denghuiwozijixi……”
dafuzhanzaipangbian，hangchibanshang，zhizhiwuwushuoleju。
“nihaibudaoqisui，nengbazigexiganjing？”
congshuililinqierfu，rangtazhanzaixiaobandengshang，yexiabianbangzhecashixiaojiahuoshenshangdeshuizhu，biantiaomeikanxiangdafu：“niangzhidaowomendafuhaixiu，keshizainiangyanli，dafuyongyuandoushixiaohaizini。”
tasuizaixiao，keyandihexinliquanshixinteng。
qiahen，xixidebianhen，youjiude，youxinde，erzheixiewuwaihushihaizimendenainaihexiaoguzaochengde。
kongzhizhuqingxuwailu，yexiaguzuosuiyidiyangqitou，bituimoudiyunranchudeshiyi。
“……”
dafuyouchajuedaoniangdeqingxubianhua，dantazhishizhanglezhangzui，zhongminchun，kanzheniangduanqimupenquhuanxizaoshui。
zaijisanfuxizaoshi，tajiuyouxiangguobangniangtaimupen，bangniangdaodiaozangdexizaoshui，jieguobeiniangzhijieyaotoujujue。
tapaleizheniang，shangqian，niangyanjingyideng，hedetazhidezhanhuiyuandi。
“niang，anmingtiandaizhedididaoshanshangduojianxiechaihuohuilai，zheiyangnaijiubuhuimazanmenla。”
“到时再说吧。”
yexiaweiweiyixiao，meikanerfu，yanshenrouhe，jidafucuozao。
sanxiaozhiyoushouyouhei，dantamendemeiyanshengdedoujihao，daiyangxieshiri，pifubianbai，lianershangshaoweizhangxierourou，dingshiyizhizhiruanmengkeaidexiaobaozi。
yaoshuodeshi，yexiazaijidafugesaxizaoqian，congkongjianlizhaolebatuizi，jiangsanxiaozhiquanlicheng“diandengpao”，dujueshizi“anjia”。
kongjianliyouxiaohaizichuandeyifuxiewa，haiyouyixiebupi，dancongzheigejiafenchuquqian，tashibuhuisuiyiquchulaizhaorenyande。
yexiabupamafan，ketataoyanbei“mafan”chanzhubufang。
yinci，tazhaochusanxiaozhisuidamanbuding，quexideganganjingjingdejiuyifurangtamenchuanshang：“dafu，denghuinidaizheerfusanfudaoyuanliwaner，niangxiguozaozaibazanmendezangyifunadaoxibianquxi。”
shuozhe，taqingtankouqi，jiezheyangzhuangzaipojiudekangxiangliyizhenfanzhao：“nidieshangcihuijiaguonianyoudaihuisanshuangbuxie，niangzheijiuzhaochulaijinimenchuan。”
sanfugesajiaoshangchuandehuibuxie，xianbushuoxiedijihukuaiyaomochuan，jiushixiemianshangyibuzaibu，danxieziqianmiandamuzhiweizhirengluzhepodong。
tazhidaozheishihaizimenjiaozaizhang，xieziquemeiyouliangshuang，rifuyirichuanzheyishuangxiezibulijiao，buchuopocaiguai。
“wa！niang，zheixiezhendeshijiandema？”
erfubaozhezijideheisebuxie，gaoxingdeliekaizuibazhixiao。
“niangbushishuoguoleme，yaoshuo‘wo’。”
yexiaqingnienietadebitou：“xiacizaiwangji，kanwozenmefani。”
erfunaozhehounaoshaoheiheixiao：“niang，wojizhula。”
yexianachudeshilaobeijingertongheibuxie，tashigumozhedafugesajiaodedaxiaonade。
qiancengdi，zuogongmeideshuo，sanxiaozhichuandaojiaoshang，budabuxiaozhengheshi。
“niang，liuzhe，guonianchuan。”
dafuzuozaikangyanshang，tuoxiaxinxie，aixidimolemo，dixiangniangbangtashouqilai。
“shahaizi，xiezijiushiyonglaichuande，guai，chuanshang，dengchuanpole，niangzaijinimenzuoxinde。”
rouleroudafudenaodai，yexiarenzhuxinsuan，xiaokanxiangxiaogesa：“youniangzai，buhuirangnimenzaichikushoulei。”
“woxihuanxianzaideniang！”
erfuxiaowanleyanjing，tingdaotashuodehua，yexiaxianshiyizheng，xuanjixiaorongmanmian，diandiantadeetou：“niangyiqianjiubuhaome？！”erfujiushigezhichangzi，yaotou：“meixianzaizheimehao。niangyiqianbeinaihexiaoguqifule，yaomeyigerentoutoumoyanlei，yaomebaozhewomenku，haiburangwomenbajialideshishuojidieting，youzhenaihexiaogu，sanbaotamenqifu。”
“娘以后不会了。”
baozhuerfujinlejin，yexiaqingliangdemouzhongshanguoyimojianding。