第1章
“putong！”luyaogangyouyishi，jiubeirenhenhentuijinheli。
touguoshuimian，anbianzhanzhededasaoliusubinglengdeyanshen，hewangridewenhepanruoliangren：“shazi！qudidixiazhaonineidangbingdelaogongquba，nimenjiadedongxijiushiwodele！”
zheibushitasiqiandehuamian？zenmeyoulaiyici？
zhidaobizifeibubeiqiangdeshengteng，luyaocaizhidaozenmehuishi。
youganjuele！tazhongshengle！
kegaoxingbugouliangmiao，tayouxianrujuewang！
她不会水！
“......gugu，keke......jiuming......”tanuliwangshangzhengzha。
可惜没用。
shuxidezhixiganchuanlai，luyaoxiangdaozijibeirensuanjideyisheng！buganzhengdayan！
jiuzaitahuihenzhiji，turan，yidaobaiguangshanguo，feibushunjianbeizhurukongqi。
anshangyechuanlaihujiusheng：“kuailaia，yourenluoshuile！”
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十来分钟后。
“pei！zenmeshisujiaxiaoerxiluyaoa！zaozhidaoshitajiubujiule！”
“jiushi！zijilaogongqudangbingsile，taquezaijiatounanren，tiantianhepopochaojia，hainvedaixiaoguzi！shuobudingganggangjiushilaotianyeduitadechengfa！”
“jiuleta，laotianhuibuhuibaoyingdaowomenshenshang？xianzaizairenghuihelihailaidejima......”
“rengshenmerenga，zouzouzou！bieguantajiuxing，yaoshisileyeshitademing......”
hebian，luyaohaiyinqiangshuitanruanzaidikesou，kandaojiutadesiweicunminmanlianbiyixianqizuoniaoshousan，yanshenweileng。
tounanren？hepopochaojia？nvedaixiaoguzi？
hehe，meicuo，chuletounanrenwai，qitatatongtongdouganguo，bijingshangyishitachuna！zicongdangbingdezhangfusihou，takanbuqingbierensuanjihecuanduo，yiweizuidumianshandepopopianxin，xiaoguzijiyuzhangfufuxujinjianglaidangjiazhuang，zheicaizuoxiaxuduohuangtangshi，yinzhongrentuoqi。
zhidaohoulaitahedasaoliusucaimogushibeituixiashuiyansi，youdangleshinianyuanhun，tacaikanqingmuhouneizhiheishou！
rujintayouxingzhongshengdaoluoshuiyunmingzhiqian，tafashi，congzheiyikekaishi，tayidingyaojiangneixiehaitadeqipayigegecaizaijiaoxia，niuzhuanzijidemingsheng！
taiyankanlekanxingdaobankongdetaiyang，ruguotameijicuo，tasihoubudaoyixiaoshi，beitabizhelaijitabeimogudexiaoguziyebeirenhaisile！
neijiuxiancongjiuxiaoguzikaishi！
tuchuzuihouyikouheshui，luyaozhuanlezhuanyoushouwanshangmomingchuxiandetoumingheishoubiao，qishenliangliangqiangqiangyanzhexiaoluwangyonghecunfangxianggan。
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guoran，caiguaiguoshilaimideshanlu，luyaojiukandaoxiaoguzisuyingbeicunbachenmingkouzaishenxiazhunbeixinggouqiezhishi。
taquantoudunshiyingle，congpangbiansongshudixiajianqiyigengansonggun，qiaoqiaozoudaochenmingshenhou，mengunyihui。
chenmingdongzuoyidun，gangxianghuitou，yingmianyoushiyigun，zuizhongshuangyanyizhi，zhijieyunleguoqu。
luyaoshangqianyimohaiyouqixi，songlekouqi，lijiyaoshangqujixiaoguzikoushangbeijiekaidesankekouzi。
suyinghaizailenglengkanzhedaodidechenming，zhidaoxiongkouduolezhishoucaimengdihuishen，kanqingshoudezhuren，tatongkongyisuo，jianguiyiyangzhengzhazheshuangtuibutingwanghoutui。
“wuwuwuwu......sansaosao！sangedefuxujinwoyifenqianbuyao！huijiawojiubanchuqu，qiunifangguowo！”
xiangdaoshangyishichenmingjiushidazhezheiyangdeqihaojiangsuyingling.ruhoujiangqishahairengruhezhong，huicunhaiwuxiantashahaixiaoguzi，luyaoyaoyatilechenmingyijiaoxiehen，youyaoguoqufusuying。
sheizhisuyingzhijiejianjiaoqilai，haoxiangzijiyaoshaletaside。
shisisuidexiaoguniangzhongqishizu，meiyihuierluyaoerduojiushoubulele，tazhinengfangqizhongshenghouxiangzuohaorendexiangfa，huanshangyifuxionghanmianju。
“zaihanjiujiangnirengdaoheliqu！”
suyingbeiheyitiao，dunshibuganzuosheng，douzheshenzirenluyaojitakoukouzi，yanshenyedaidaide。
tasansaosaobushijiansuankeboeduma？zenmeturanjianxianghuanlegerenside，suiranhaishixiongxiongde，danqueduolejifenwenrou？
tasaoleyanduifanghaidishuideyifuhetoufa，nandaotashuaihelibeiguifushenle？
luyaojianxiaoguziyanlidezhenjing，yongjiaozhitouxiangdouzhidaotaxinlidexiaojiujiu，tagoulegouchunbudasuanjieshi，jiangzuihouyikekouzikouhaohou，shunshoujiangrenfuqilai：“zou。zanmenhuijia。”
suyinghuishen，zhijueyaotou。
“bulaishiba？neinijiudengzhechenmingxinglaiqifuniba！wozoule！”
huayingangluo，chenmingyeyingjingdedongledongnaodai。
suyingdunshixiangcaileweibadetuzi，yixiazicuandaoluyaoshenbian。faxianzijikaodetaijin，tayouduokaiyimiyuan，yanshenbumanjinshen，yifupatashengqilianyibianmiekoudemoyang。
ai，douguaizijishangyishichun，cairederenpagouxian，haihao，zheiyishihaiyoujihuimibu。
luyaorouleroubizi，jiakuaijiaochengwangyonghecunzou。
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shilaifenzhonghou，luyaoliangrenjiuhuidaolecuntousujia。
haimeitajinyuanzi，taturankandaodasaoliusuzhengguiguisuisuizaitafangjianchuangwaikanlaikanqu。
xiangdaoshangyishijiushizheinvrentoulesibaikuaifuxujinfangxiaoguzifangjian，cairangzhongrenxiangxintayincaisharen，zuihoufuxujinyebeidutun，lianguancaidoumeijitahexiaoguzizhiyikou，luyaoyanshenzhouleng。
喜欢诬陷人是吧？
neijiuxiannatakaidao，zhenghaoyeniuzhuanxiaxiaoguziduitadehuaiyinxiang。
luyaotaohuayanzhuanlezhuan，turanwuzheshenhousuyingdezuibarangtabiechusheng，liangrenduozaiqiangjiaoliyanzhengzhengkanzheliusuzhenchawantafangjianqingkuanghoulikaicaijinwu。
“ganggangdasaozaiganma？”zuibayibeijiefang，suyingjiuwenqileluyao，wenwanfaxianzijijingranzhudonggenhaitadeedusansaosaoshuohua，tayouyibawuzhulezui，kuaisuduojinqiangjiaochaiduilisesefadou。
tazaixiangshenme？dasaokeshigongrendehaoren！jiusuantazhendeguiguisuisui，kendingyeshipobudeyi，fandaoshigenqiandenvren，quancunchulemingdeedu，kendingshitatouledasaoshenmedongxi，dasaocaizheimefanchang。
suyingxiangzheyouwanghousuolesuo。
sihoudangleshinianyuanhun，luyaoshenmeyangderenmeijianguo，zhiyiyanjiukanchuansuyingxinlidexiangfa，tameimouzhuanlezhuan，shenshouzhualexiachuizaixiongqiandemahuabian，yibububijinjiaoluolifadoudexiaoguniang：“xiangzhidaonidasaoyaoganshenme？”
她摇头。
“neinixiangbuxiangwolikaisujia？”
suyingzhijiediantou，danhenkuaiyouyaotou。
“neizanmendagesangedu？ruguosangewodouyingle，niyihouyaoquantingwodehua，danfanwoshuyigele，jintianjiulikaisujia，woshuohuasuanhua。danniyaobangwoyijianshi，zenyang？”