yanyanxiari，beifeishamo。
dishangdecanshisuirou，xuangaozhezheiliganggangjieshuleyichangzhandou！
rujinzheilisanqianqiangzhebizhidezhanzhe，gaowenyazhuozhekongqi，yinqiyizhenzhenweifeng，songlizaiduiwuqianfangde“lang”ziqi，huhuzuoxiang！
“跪！”
yishenglingxia，sanqianjiangshizhengqihuayi，jiaoxiadechentujingzhendongqilai。
“恭送殿主！”
qishengxiangchuanpotianji，zhenrenxinpo！
zaitamenmuguangsuojideshamoshang，sanliangjunyongjipu，juechenerqu！
xiaoyanzuozaijipuchehoumian，shuangshouhuanbao，bizheyanjing，meitoushierzhouneimeyixia。
kaichedeshitahuixiatianlangtangdetangzhu“tianlang”，takanlekanhoushijing，kaikoudao：“dianzhu，ninzhendeyaolikaima？ninyaoshizoule，zheidianneidaxiaoshiwukezenmebana，jiangshimenkejiumeilezhuxingua。”
yichaochuzhongtu，liunianzhenqizhou！
shenhouzheiwei，yishoujianlilelingzhenggeshijiedouzhendongdelangwangdian！huixiashetian、di、shen、mo、gui、ren、shouqitang，gengyouqidatangzhu，zuozhenqizhou！jiuqianqiangzhe，bianbushijie！
“wozoulezheidianneijiuwurenlema？neiyaonimenjigetangzhuyouheyong？”xiaoyanyiranbizheyan，“conglangyalikaihou，jiuzaiyemeiyouhuiquguo，wozheicijiusuanshihuizhongtutanqin！”
zuozaifujiashiweidedilang，shenshoulalelatadeyixiu，yanshenshiyi，tianlangxinzhongyizhan，diantouyingshi。
一天后，琅琊机场。
xiaoyandidiaodezuojinleyiliangzaoyizhunbeihaodejipuchezhong，zuozaihoupaishangjingpotianhuangdehengqilexiaoqu，tianlangdengrenziranshikanchuledianzhudexinqingbucuo，buyouxiaodao：“dianzhu，ninkecongweigaosuguowomen，ninjuranhaiyouyigemeimei。”xiaoyanpieletayiyandao：“woyehaojiumeijianguotaleni。”
tadexinqingdequehenbucuo，shachangzhengzhanshuzai，rujinquanshitaotian，youjijiangjiandaozijideqinmeimei，shidetayishimeirenzhu，hengqilexiaoqu，xiangqileneiduanhemeimeiyiqitaowangderizi，haiyouneigeduonianlaiyizhichuxianzaizijimenglideshenying。
ta，xiaoyan！benshizhongtujingdouyinshihaomenqinjiazidi，kefuqinbeihai，muqinbingshi！zongzugemaigongtongqiya，shidetabudebudaizhemeimeitaolijingdou，quebeiyiluzhuisha，taozhijiangchengshi，meimeihunmi，tayeshenshouzhongshang，haozaiyushangleyigenvzi—beigongxue。
beigongxuebenshizhongtujiangchengdefujianvzi，bangwanwaichusanbu，zhuangjianliangren，neiyiniantaganghaoshibasui，shaonvxinxing，shizaiburen，bianchushoujiuxiatamenxiongmei，dangwanzaianzhifangnei，xiaoyanyinweishenzhongyaowu，shenzhibuqing，diertianzaoshangxinglai，zhijiandebeigongxueyankuangweihong，erzijiyeyihuanshangleyishenganjingyifu。
zheixieniantabushimeiyouhuaiyiguoneiwandeshiqing，zhishihoulaibuguanruhezhuiwen，beigongxuebikouburen，zhihoumeimeiliuxialelianxifangshi，gaobieenren，xiongmeiliangren，yuandunlangya！
shanghaohoudeta，gaobiemeimei，benfuzhanchang，tazhidaozhiyouyongyouwushangdequanli，cainengzhonghuijingdou，baochouxuehen！
tianlangconghoushijingkanjiandianzhubishangleyanjing，zuijiaohailuchuweixiao，buyoudeyehuixinyixiao，youmendaodi，jipuhongmingerqu，zaodianrangdianzhuxiongmeixiangjian，zheishitajizijidingxiaderenwu！
zhongtulangya，chengzhongxiaocun！
yiqundipishouchigunbang，zhengzaiqiangxingtuozhuaizheyigenvzi，pangbianyigenvhaiguizaidishang，qicandekuzheaiqiudao。
“shushu，shushu，woqiuqiunimenle，buyaodaizoumama，buyaodaizoumama！”xiaonvhaisisidebaozhuyigenanrendejiao，manlianleishui，hunshenshini，toufapengluan，miansecangbai，haowushengqi！
“nizheigesiyatou，haimeizhaonisuanzhangni！gangcainijingranhaiyaowoyikou，sheirangniyaode！pa！pa！pa！”yigedipimanlianxionghendezhuaizhuxiaonvhaidetoufa，jinjiezhejiushijigeerguangshanlexiaqu，nvhaibanbianlianxunsuzhongqilai，“nimenzheiqunhunzhang！fangkaiwonver，kuaifangkaita，biedata！wuwu……”beigongxuexiangyaozhengtuoqianqubaozhunver，danshitadeliqiyouzenmebideguohaojigenanren？
“刺啦！”
yifusisuideshengyinturanxiangqi，zhijianbeigongxuedehoubeiluchuyipianxuebai，jigedipijianciyanlujingguang，buyoudeyanleyankoushui，diaoxiaodao:“aiyou！pifuzheimebai？fanzhengshiyaosongqupeike，burujiuxianpeipeiwomen？xiongdimen，nimenshuozenmeyang？hahahaha……”
“gun！gun！nimenzheiqun**！biepengwo！gunkaia！！！”beigongxuechenzheyifubeisipo，yixiazipaodaolenvermianqian，jinjindebaozhenver，zhuantoukanxiangneigedaozaixuebozhongyijinghunmibuxingdexiaoguzi，tadexinzheiyikeshibengtade，weishenme！weishenmemingyunrucibugong！
zijihaoburongyicaicongjiangchengneigemokulimiantaolechulai，qianlitiaotiaodelaixunzhaoneigenanren，danshitaquezaiwaizuozhan，haozaiyuxiaoguzihuihe，dangrideqingfenzaijiashangyichengqizideshishi，qinqiuyandiyishijianjiuyaodadianhuajigege，rangtahuilai，keweileburangzijinanrenfenxin，beigongxuezuzhileta，shuodengtazijihuilai，nanrendezhengtujiuyinggaishixingchendahai！
“bububu！buyaodongwomama！nimenshihuairen，nimengunkai！”xiaonvhaiyonggandedangzailemamamianqian，mianwujusededengzheneiqunxiexiaodedipi。
yigedipicongkoudailishunjiantaochuyibadanhuangdao，xiexiaozheshuo:“xiaojiahuobiedaoluan，yaoburandaoshihoulianniyeyiqi……”huayingangluo，yiliangtianbenjiaochejichierlai，chemendakai，yigeguangtouwenshendegongzige，manlianxieqidexialai，kanjianyanqiandeyimu，youxieqizha！
lingtoudehunhunyikanlairen，jimangbeigongquxidexiaopaoguoqupeixiaodao:“liushao，ninlaila，yiqieanzhaonindefenfu，zhunbeijiangzheinvdesongdaoninjiayechangqu！”
“啪！”
yigeqingcuideerguangshengchuanlai，zhongrenjiewusuoshicongdekanzhewuzheliandelingtouhunhun，yishibuzhiweihe，redeyanqianzheiweigongzigeshengqi，tadeshouduandajiadoushizhidaode，zailangyadishangdixia，sheidoudejitamianzi，bijingtakeshilangyayiliujiazuliujiadejichengren！
“woshirangnimenzheimebanshidema？laozidenvrenjingranbeinimenjigekanlejingguang！buzhidaowotemehaimeiyouxiangyongma，dengwoxiangyongyici，nimenaizenmewanzenmewan！aizenmekaifazenmekaifa！”liuwunengpokoudama，pangbiandebaobiaojimangweitadianshangshangdengdexueqie！
“shishishi，womenzhidaocuolezhidaocuole……”yiqunhunhunshifenjingkong，qingxingzijigangcaihaimeiyoudongshoupengneinvren，buranrujinkenengyijingquanbuchengweisihoulaofoyedeneizhongnanrenle。