第三章婚礼上的乞丐
“yaoyao,meixiwangle,neiren,buhuihuilaide,zhengzhengwunian,yinxunquanwu,ni……dangniantaisha。”
yunjianeitang,yunbufanyiliankuijiudekanzheyunyao,kaikou。
yunyaobeiruanjinyijingzhengzhengbanyuele。
yunjialaoyezibingzhong,xuyaochongxi。
chendashidehua,jiushijinkouyuyan。
yunyaobeiruanjin,jintianjiushitiaoxuanfuxuderizi。
yunbufantingdaoyixiechuanwen,taquanshenzhandou,xianruwunengkuangnu。yelingerzaitadebangzhuxia,meitiannenggoulikaiyigexiaoshi。
dan,yejinjinzhishiyigexiaoshieryi。
zhinengjiangxiwangjituozaiwunianqiandeneigechushengshenshang,yunbufanxinzhongdekuijiukexiangerzhi。
“爸爸对不起你。”
yunbufanlianshangquanshituiranshense,takanlekanzijikongdangdangdezuoshouxiuguan,henbudeyitouzhuangsi。
“ba,buguannishi,zheigejia,zaojiubushiwodejiale,zhishixiwangtamenduixiannuoyan,baohulinger,yaoburan,wozuoguiyebuhuifangguotamen。”
juemeidelianshangmanshicangbaidekuxiao,yunyaohuanhuanshuodao。tazuilishuozhejuewang,yanzhongquemanhuaixiwangdekanzheyuanchu,neili,zhenghaoshidaqiaodefangxiang,neigenanren,huihuilaiduixianzijinuoyande。
yunyaodeshouniejin,zaixinzhongduizijishuodao。
“碰!”
房门被暴力踹开。
jinlaidezhishishouzaimenkoudeyunjiaxiaren。
“xiaojie,nindefuxuyijingdingxiale,zheihunlijiuzaimingtian,henlongzhong,donghaiyoutouyouliandedoulaile。nikeyizhunbeiyixiale。zuihaobuyaoranglingerxiaojiezaichuqule,womennanzuo。”
shuowan,kanleyiyanyunbufan,lengxiaobuxie。
yunbufanshiyunjiaerdai,danshizaiyunjia,diweiyejiurucile,yunbupingshouxiahaonuyeweicengjiangtafangzaiyanzhong。
yunbufanbeiqidehunshenzhandou,yunyaoquefenwaidepingjing,huanhuandiantou,shuo:“hao。”
yunjiayunyaozhongyujiachuqule。
招一个上门女婿。
yuanbenduixiangyouwuge,danshi,neixierenturanquanbulikai,zhishengxialeyiren。
neishiyigeturanchuxiandeqigai,naoziyoudianwenti。
shunjian,xiaoxiyinbaozhenggedonghai。
yunjiayewubidezheji,hunli,jiuanpaizaidiertian。
“yaoyao,duibuqi,duibuqi。”
jiejuyijingzhuding,yunbufanlianshangquanshikuijiuhetongku,kaikoushuodao。
chuanzhezhongshixifudeyunyaofenwaimeili,zhishilianshangmeiyoubandianxiaorong,haoxiangshinitaiwasu。
yunbufanhelaopozhonghuicikekuchengleiren,xiandefenwaiwuzhu。
“waigong,waipo,nimenbieku,lingerhuitinghua,huiguaide。lingeryoubabale,tahuibaohulingerhemamade。”
wusuideyelingerhushanhushandedayanjingkanzheliangren,tongshenganwei。
tazuohuatongdaban,haoxiangshixiannv,zhendekeaijile。
“haibushiyinweini……shenmegoupibaba,neijiushiyigenaocanqigaieryi。”
yunbufandenuqifaxiezaiyelingshenshang。
danshikanzhesihushoudaojinghedeyelinger,taxinyizhan,zaiyeshuobuchubandianhenhua,tanxishuodao:“waigongduibuqini。duibuqinimuqin,douguaiwaigongshigefeiwu。”
“ba,buguannideshiqing。”
yunyaokuseyixiao,youyunbufanqianzhe,chaozhewaimianzouqu。
大厅之中高朋满座。
zhishi,meiyouyigeshilaizhufude。
tamendaizheyouyue,gaogaozaishang,lengxiaozhekanzheyunyaochulai。
cengjing,zaiyunjiaqianliwuxiandeyunyao,jingranweihunshengzi,chengweiyunjiachiru,zhenshi,gaoxiao。
“有请新郎。”
yunjialaotaiyeyunyangbingzhong,bingweichuxizhuchihunli。
ershiyouyunjiazhangzi,yunbupingzhuchi。
cike,talianshangfuxiandeyi,lengxiaozhekanleliansecangbaideyunyaoyiyan。
“bunengguaiwo,yunyao,nibenjiushiyunjiachiru,ananxinxindanggefeiwu,yanshizijidecunzaiganbuhaome?pianpianyaorucinuli,guangmangguoren,jiangwoerziyunyideguangmangyazhixiaqule,neidabojiuzhinengzaijinijiabajingle。”
yunyaozhanzaitaishang,ganshoudaogelufengciyanshen,xin,yizhenzhendeshousuo。
zijizenmehuixiangxinneiyangyigeren,neiyangyijuhaowuliliangdenuoyan。
wunianzhihou,tahuihuilai?huijizijiyigejiaodai?
别傻了。
caozashengshunjianxiaoshi,zhongrenmuguangzhuanyi,yexuanchuxianle。
tamendemuguangdousuodingzaileyexuanshenshang。
瞬间,全场哗然。
yexuanjingranhaichuanzheqigaizhuang。
lianyijianxiangyangdeyifudoumeiyou。
真的是,搞笑啊。
yishijianlitanganjing,suihou,xianrulewubiandechaoxiaozhizhong。
eryelingerxingfendeyiju:“baba。”
gengshishunjianrangsuoyourenxiaodaofengkuang。
nanguaiyaojibukenaidejiachuqu,shenzhijiajiqigaidouzaisuobuxi,yuanlai,yunjiayunyaojingranshirucijibukenai,xiangnanrenxiangdaofalefeng!
“zheishiyunyaozizhaode。xuansheibuhao,pianshishenjiyigeyenanren。”
jiusuanyunjiayigeyahuanxiarenjiaren,doubuhuirucidehansuanluopo。
bushoufudao,yekuileyougeshaziyao,jiubiexianqishiqigaile。
有人开口。
声音不小。
yunyaotingdaole,liansegengjianankan。
周围顿时哄笑。
但却显得不自然。
jiusuanyunyaoshenglehaizi,yaojiepan,tamenyeshiyuanyide,zhishi,lunbudaotamen。
“好好照顾瑶瑶。”
renzhetaotiandefennuhequru,yunbufanhuanhuanshuodao。
“xiexieba,woyidinghuizhaoguhaowolaopo。”
yexuancongjinruneitangkaishi,jiujinjindingzheyunyaobufang,neiyanshen,haoxiangshizaifangguang。
傻子也知道看美女。
众人偷笑不已。
zhonghuicikezaiyerenshoubuzhutongku,wuzhelian,kuqizhekuangbenlikai。
“老婆。”
yunbufanyeshimeilianliuxia,dahanzhe,chonglechuqu,chiru,rangtayouzhongbeiqiandaowanguadeganjue。
taidiulian,taichiru,tayebuganliuxiale。
yunyaoquelengzaileyuandi,yanleizaiyankuangzhongfengkuangdedazhuan。
neigeren,zhongyuhuilaile。
五年,整整五年。
xiangbudao,tazhendehuilaile。
zaizijizuijuewangdehunlishang!
“mama,lingeryoubabale。”
yelingerpengzhehua,zhanzaiyunyaoheyexuanzhizhong,ruguohushiyexuanlangbeidechuanzhe,zheiyijiasankouzhenshirangrenxianmua。
“nalilaideyeyatou,xianzaishishenmeshihou,yeganlaipohuaihunli?pohuaiyishi,dangechongxi,yaoshilaotaiyebinghaobule,woraobuleni。”
yunbupingdanu,taiqishou,zhijiejiuyibazhangchaozheyelingerchouleguoqu。