第3章 小渣男

qinweizi,weirenchushi,youmengyoumei。

dangrantamengneiyimian,zhiyouchenshuolingjiaoguo。

fuzheyaozizhihu:kuaiquxifangqinggreatbrother。

zhongxueshiqi,chenshuozhuanxuedaoqinweizisuozaidezhongdiangaozhong,zaicizhiqian,qinweizishizhongchanlianbanjidiyi。

mengdongnianyoudechenshuoburuxindexuexihuanjing,zhixiangkaochugehaochengjiranglaoshiguamuxiangkan,yushimaozulejinger,zaidiyiciyuekaozhongcongqinweizishouzhongduozoulebanjidiyi。

zhiciyihou,chenshuojiubeiqinweizidingshangle。

menxinziwen,yougerongmaoqingchun,wenwanxiulidankuansongxiaofuxiayinzanghuobaoshencaidenvtongxuexianggenniyiqixuexi,ninengjujue?

nimenneng,nimenniubi,nimenzheibeizizhaobudaonvpengyou。

chenshuobuneng,yushikaoshangdaxuehou,liangrensuibutongxuexiao,danzaiyiqile。

danchenshuohenkuaichajuedaolebuduijinger,qinweizidexinggegentadezhangxiangwanquanbutong。

掌控欲出奇的可怕。

zaiganma,chilemei,hesheichide?

zainali,yaochuqu,huilaihaiaiwoma?

lingchenliangdianduominglianhuancalllaimachenshuo,womengjiannihebiedenvrenzaiyiqile,nigefuxinhan,xianzailikeguixia!

zheihaibugou,qinweizihairangchenshuojiazhuangzijijiuzaitamianqian,qinwentadejiaojiao。

neishiyizhongjingshenshangdeyapo,qinweizichangguazaizuibiandejiushi:woshenmedoujinile,niyaoshipaoqiwo,wojiugennitongguiyujin。

chenshuojiutamawuyu,nizhishibashoujiwoeryia。

qianshouyenengshuodezheimekuazhang,hennanxiangxiangruguozhendefashengshenme,qinweizidexingjingnenglipudaoshenmechengdu。

zaiqinweizidekongzhiyuyuefawududemoutian,chenshuoxuanzelebuzairongren,tilefenshou。

yinggaijiushijintian,qinweizihuizhudonglaizhaochenshuo,bingqiezaiweixunzhiji,ruqirusu,bantuibanjiu,ganchailiehuo。

jingzhuangxiaohuohennandidangmeilinvhaidezhudong,zongzhi,neishigeqingsehetansuoweizhutideyewan。

xisuobunengxisuo,fanzhengchenshuozhijide,zijishuodezuiduodeyijuhuashi:ninongtengwole。

erzhicizhihou,zhangdashuniandepuazhengshilakaixumu。

往事不堪回首啊。

xiangqineixieguowang,chenshuodourenbuzhudahanzhan,zongzhi,jintianwulunruhebunengshuiqinweizi。

en,qimabunengshixianzai。

“陈朔。”

qinweizishuangshoufangzaishenqian,manmandeposuifenweigan,yuqizhiaishanglingrendongrong:“woyaochuguoliuxuele,henkuaijiuzou,jintianlaijiannimeiyoubiedexiangfa,zhishixianglikaizhiqianjiannizuihouyimian。”

chugepiguo,dangchujiushibeizheimejihuyoule。

zhiguaizijishigexinruandenanren。

danzheihuikendingbunengshangdangle,chenshuotingwanmangdiantou:“en,niyiluzouhao。”

pangbiandeyiyiningtingzhebudejinger,shazuihouyimian,shayiluzouhao,gezheizhufuduifanghuangquanlushangananwenwenshiba。

qinweizichijingdekanzhechenshuo,suijimanliandeluomoyushanggan,tameixiangdaochenshuojingrannengrucijueqing。

danzheimesuibianfangqi,yejiubushiqinweizile。

kanxiangchenshuoshenpangdeyiyining,qinweiziwen:“zheiweishinidetongxuema?”

“e,woxinjiaodenvpengyou。”

chenshuotandangdejieshao:“yiyining,wonvpengyou,zheishiqinweizi,woqiannvyou。”

qinweizizhongyuzhuangbuxiaqule,dangtingdaochenshuoqinkouchengrenyiyiningshitanvpengyouhou,dunshilianseyichen。

“woshenmeshihougennifenshoude?”

chenshuosongjian,wugushuo:“weixinlahei,qqlahei,shoujilahei,yizhenggexueqimeilianxi,zheihaibusuanfenshou?”

qinweiziyuanbenxiangdeshizheiyanglengchuliyiduanshijian,kemeixiangdaochenshuozheigeerbihaizhendejiudangzheishifenshoule,bieshuozhudonglaiwanliu,jiushituorendaigehuadoumeiyou。

“nandaonimeijuedezheishiwoduinidekaoyanma?”qinweizizuanzheyijin,nanguowubi。

chenshuohuangrandawu:“duibuqia,womeijingshouzhukaoyan。”

“waimiandeguniangshizaitaixiangle。”

“....”

chenmobanshang,qinweiziwenchenshuo:“meile?”

chenshuomozhexiabasisuopianke,zhongyubiechuleyijuhua:“zhunixingfu。”

yiyiningjingyidekanleyanchenshuo,tazenmeduifenshoudetaolurucishuxi。

zaogao,yushangzhananle,mamajiuwo!

“chenshuo,neidoubushizhende。”qinweiziyoubianhuigangcaichuchukeliandemoyang,“wozhidao,yiqianduinitaikekelexie,wohuigaide。”

chenshuoshuqishouzhi,xiaoxixishuo:“yuqidengnigai,buruwozijihuanyige,qibushigengyouxiaolv?”

“zheiyangnihao,wohao。”

dunledun,chenshuokanxiangyiyining:“tayehao。”

qinweiziweiweimiyan,jianchenshuomingwanbuling:“meideshangliangle?”

chenshuosihaobuju:“menxinziwen,xiaoqina,zaizheiduanganqinglishinibugouhao,duiba?”

“duia,kewoaini。”qinweizishuodelisuodangran。

“jiranaiwo,nizongbunengzuzhiwobenfugenghaoderenba?”

“呸,渣男!”

chenshuoheqinweizifenfenwangxiangyipangkanxideyiyining。

nifabiaoyijianzhiqianjingguowotongyilema?

“haixuehuiqiangdale,zhennengnai!”chenshuomeihaoqidao,“yibiandaizhequ,qingdidoudashangmenlehaizaipangbiandihuizijinanpengyou,yaoniheyong!”

yiyiningjianzhifulezheigegounanrenle,qixiuxiudezhiwen:“neiwonengzenmeban,yibanzheizhongshihouwanmeixianrendoushiwutiaojianxinrennanpengyoude。”

chenshuojuedezheihuaduoshaodaidiandaoli,yushishuo:“neixing,nixianzou,wolaichuli。”

“woshizheisuoxuexiaodexuesheng,wozounaerqu?”yiyiningbuzou,“zaishuo,nijiwodailvmaozilewoduokuia。”

“那我走。”

chenshuoshuqidamuzhi,zhixianglingyibian,duiqinweizishuo:“huangedifangshuohua,beirenkanjianwogenlianggenvhaijiuchan,kenenghuiyingxiangwoyihouzhaonvpengyou。”

yiyiningtingle,shuangbeibaoxiongyilianjingtinuodaochenshuoshenpang,yadishengyinwen:“huilaihaiqingbaima?”

chenshuoyehenchengshihuida:“zheigewobuganbaozheng,nibuzhidao,takexiongle。”

“biegaoxiaole,zaixionghainengqiangponibucheng?”

“nikeshuoduilou,tagandechuzheishi。”

“neiwoqibuyaochengquanxiaodexiaohuale!”

“biepa,wokuyaodaidasijiele。”

pangbiandeqinweiziqidebuxing,renbuzhukaikou:“nimenzenmedangmianshuowodehuaihua,budebeihouyanjiu?”

yiyiningcaibuxiangganggenchenshuo‘zaiyiqi’jiubeidailvmaozi,taxiangqiankuayibu,zhandaochenshuoshenpang,baichuzhenggongdejiazi。

chenshuojianzhuang,qiaorantuizhitashenhou。

“ni...”yiyiningdingzheqinweizibielehaojiu,“zou!”

秦薇姿:“???”

jiuzhei,mayahesiwole。

chenshuoyeduozhejiaoxiao:“nizaibuzouwojiubao110le!”

qinweizibeiqihuaile:“neinibaoa!”

“qiaobanijinengnaide,zhendangwobugan??”

“chenshuo,nixianzaijiubao110,niganbaowosuannishigenanren!”

chenshuoborandanu,yibabaozhuleyiyining。

qiufengxiaosuo,yiyiningbeichenshuocongshenhoubaozhu,shenziqianqing,toufahuleyilian,manliancuoe。

xiunaowubideyiyiningnupen:“nigenwowanxieyingengni!?”