nvsefangmianchenshuojiujingkaoyan，meiyicijingshoudezhukaoyan。
heyongyuanbiaojiukaideshiyijiahenshangdangcideshangwuhuisuo，shuobailejiushichanggededifang，shixuqiukeyianpaiguniangpeiniyiqichanggehejiu，suchengmomochang。
gumingsiyi，nikeyiyibianchanggehejiu，yibianmopeinideguniang。
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现代版勾栏听曲。
danchenshuomeishaxingqu，zuoweimcnjigoudedongshizhang，shenbianzuibuquedejiushigeludongshizaodewanghong。
2013nian，meimaobianxiandeluzihaihenshao，neixiexiangyaozhuankuaiqian，youbuxiangrenzhengongzuodepiaoliangguniang，nengxuanzedefangxiangbuduo。
qushangkpeijiu，jiushigehenchangjiandexuanze。
erduoluoyejiushitachuzheibuzhihoukaishide，yikaishijihusuoyoupeijiuxiaojiexiangdedoushi，wojiulaolaoshishidepeijiu，qiyudoubuzuo。
dandangzhenjinbaiyinbaizaiyanqianshi，nengdidangzhuyouhuodeyouyoujige？
yidanpanduoladehezidakai，qianjiulaidegengkuai。
dianshangwudaji，zuobaoxiangzhouwang。
xialoushi，yiyiningfalaileweixin：【kaixin，kaixin，wojinifaleshipinzhihou，shiyoumenquandouxinle，yihougujizaiyemeiyoutiangousaoraowola！】
舔狗都被她学去了。
chenshuo：【ngng，yihouzhiyouwotiannile。】
yiyining：【shidishidi，abudui，niyebunengtian，womenzhishiyanxieryia，wozhongyunengxinwupangwudehaohaoxuexile，nizaiganmani？】
chenshuo：【woqu**，zhuanqianyangni。】
yiyining：【buyongniyang，woyouqian，shenme**？】
chenshuo：【yuejiele，yiyi0。】
yiyining：【wojiuwenwen，bushuosuanle。】
yiyining：【qiaonaodai，qiaonaodaibiaoqing。】
chenshuoxianglexiang，exiangdanbiansheng：【woshiyouzaiktv**，lazhewoyiqiqu，gongzikegaole，zhuandaoqianlekeyiqingnichidacan。】
yiyining：【haoqi，haoqi，ktvzazhuandaqian？】
chenshuo：【dangranshipeifupola！】
易宜宁：【？？？】
zuoshanggongjiaoche，heyongyuanhenxingfengenchenshuofenxiangzaiktv**desuojiansuowei。
“xiongdiwogennishuoa，neibiankerendouhendafangde，shanggeyueyougelaobanquwan，zhijieshuailewoyiqiankuaiqian！”
chenshuo：“zade，niyejitamole？”
“nima，renjiayouqianrenrenxing，jiushixiangxiaofei，xianghuaqian，neibiandenvhaiziyezeihaokan，henduodouchaojiyouqizhide，zhenbuzhidaotamenweishakenlaizuozheizhonggongzuo。”
chenshuoxiaole：“renzaijinqianmianqiankeyibigouhaibeiwei，zaishuo，choudezaishangdangcideshangkgenbenhunbuxiaqu，yimeilvjingermeishoulianshouyaolatuitexiao，pindedoushishili。”
heyongyuanmeijianshiguodouyinshangmiandekongbutexiao，danduichenshuodehuahenzantong。
“queshi，neixienvdedouhenshedejizijihuaqian，wotingtamenliaotian，quzuogemeironga，shenmeyimeide，dongzhejiqianshangwan，bupiaoliangdezaiwolaojiuneidoumeizigeshitai。”
kenjizijilianshanghuaqiande，haisuanyoudiannaozi。
zuiyuchundeyechangnvshishenme，qianjiaogangpeinanrenhewanjiu，xiaofeihaimeiwure，jiuquleyachangzhaonanmo，gangdaoshoudexiaofeiniutoujiuyouhaijilenanren。
husiluanxianglehui，chenshuowen：“nilaojiuneijiadian，piaoliangnvhaizizhendehenduo？”
“bugennichui，zhendechaojiduo！”
chenshuomomodiantou，xinxiangjiubuzhidaotamenqizhongyoumeiyouxianghuangegongzuode。
douzhongshengle，bugaodianshizuozuojiuhenwuliao。
zuolebanduoxiaoshigongjiaoche，chenshuoheheyongyuandidaleyijiamingweibaijinhangongdehuisuo。
heyongyuanqingcheshulu，lingzhechenshuozoujingongzuorenyuandegengyishi，helingbandaleshengzhaohu，jiushuochenshuoshitatongxue，jintianguolaibanggemang。
lingbanzhidaoheyongyuanshilaobandewaisheng，zaijiashangzheijitianqueshiquefuwusheng，yikoudayingxialai，jichenshuozhaolejiangongzuofu。
baichenshanheixiku，haiyougeheisemajia，yechangshaoyedebiaopeile。
heyongyuanhuanshangyifu，xiaoshengduichenshuodao：“wodoubugangenbierenshuowoshimingzhoudaxuedexuesheng，pajimuxiaomohei，niyebieshuo。”
zheishahuhudejinger，chenshuoxiaozhediantou：“xing，bierenwenqilai，wojiushuozanmenshimingzhoutiyuxueyuande。”
“zheigehao！”heyongyuanyikoudaying。
shenweimingdadenanxuesheng，suoyourentanlunqitiyuan，wuyibushiyaoyaqiechi。
tiyuxueyuanhemingdalidebuyuan，tiyuandeneibanggoujibatiyusheng，zhangzhezhangdeshuaishencaihao，buzhidaozaimingdapaoleduoshaoguniang。
nimenxuexiaoshimeinvdehaishiza，feipaowomenxuexiaolaizhaonvpengyou。
zheizhongxingweidengtongyubamingdagongkegoumendezunyandiudishangbutingjianta。
tanqimingti，heyongyuanyaoyaqiechi：“ashuo，tiyuanneibanggoudongxichengtiandaowomenxuexiaomishi，haozainiyijingnaxialeyiyining，zanmenmingdazuijiaoyandeyiduohua，shuoshenmedoubunengbianyilewairen！”
chenshuochuanshangbaichenshan，yibianxikouziyibiansuikouhui：“jirantamenganlaimingdapaoniu，weishenmewomenbunengfanqidaoerxingzhi，qutiyuanpaoniuni？”
“liantiyudenvsheng，kebushixunchangruanmeinengbide。”
“还有这说法？”
“liantiyudenvhai，jinzhi。”
“哪儿？”
“madedangranshipifua，nizaixiangshenmeguidongxi。”
heyongyuantihuguanding，mengdiyipainaodai：“nishuodedui，zanmenxuexiaoheshinengyougedayingxionghengkongchushi，batiyuandexiaohuafanshiyinnaxia，mada，yixueqianchi！”
chenshuowen：“zheigefanshiyinlianshenmede？”
“yumaoqiu，shengaoyimiqiwu，tuizhangyimiyidadi，haochengtiyuanjianxiaoyilaizuipiaoliangdenvhaizi，jushuochadianjinguojiadui。”
“你咋这么了解？”
“xiongdiwopingshijiuaishoujizheixiexinxi。”
xianliaozhe，chenshuogenheyongyuanzouchuxiuxishi，heyongyuanjiaodaidao：“nijinwanjiugenzhewo，gongzuoneirongwufeijiushibangmangbanbanjiu，jihuatonghuangedianchishade，meishajishuhanliang。”
“yibanqidianbanzuoyoubaoxiangjiujinrenle，zou，dainiquxiaojiefangkankanhuoseruhe。”
yueshigaoduandeshangwuhuisuo，guanlijiuyueyange，duinvhaizishangbanshijianshiyouyangeyaoqiude，haiyouzhuanmendebumenguanli，yibanjiaoziyuanbu。
chenshuozaiwuwaichouleyan，xianzaicaiqidianduoyidian，wuliyijingyoudagaijiangjinyibaihaonvhaizi，xingxing**，zhiliangqueshihenbucuo。
chizheiwanqingchunfandenvhaizibichenshuoxiangxiangzhonghaiyaoduo。
“womeipianniba？”heyongyuanxiaoxixishuo，“buguolaizheishangbandenvhaizi，yibanbubazhenminggaosuni，douyouyiming，shenmemengmeng，lilizhileide。”
“这很正常。”
liangrenkanlejiyan，jiudaoerloudiantikouyingbinle，xianzhemeishigan，jiuxiajibaliaotian。
chujingshengqing，chenshuoxiangqihoulaifashengzaizijipengyoushenshangdequshi：“yechangqishihenyouyiside，wojiutingshuoguoyeliangdouchulaiwan，ranhoupengjianle，zuihouyiliao，faxianzhunbeihanlaipeijiudenvhaizijingranshitongyigeren，liangfuzidoushitalaozhugule，niqiao，fuziqishangzhenzhaojinxianshi！”
“hahahahaha，haitamayouzheizhongshi？”
heyongyuanzhenhanwubi：“tonggenvhaizipeiguomeisha，neiyaoshidoushuiguoni，zheifuziliangzenmelunguanxi？”
“hainengzenmelun，gelungedebei，wohannige，nihanwoba。”
“哈哈哈哈哈！”
“哈哈哈哈哈！”
diantimenkaile，yibangzuixunxundenanrenyaowuheliuzouchulai。
chenshuopiedaoqizhongyige，xiaorongjiaranerzhi。
poyouqizhiqieshuaiqidezhongniannanrenyefaxianlechenshuo，manliandecuoeheganga。
“儿，儿砸？？”
“爸！？”