第2章 强扭的瓜不甜

luoshengzhongyukailekou:“niganggangzaiweihuwo。”

luochenyizheng,neishuanghaokandemouzishanguoyisijingya,erhoujiushinaoxiuchengnu:“nibubizizuoduoqing,weihunishiyinweinidaodiyuwoyimutongbao,xianzaidajiumuqusujiatannideqinshi,zhiwangniyihounengzhuangzhuangyangzi,moyaozaidiurenxianyan!”

beiqindidiyitongzemadeluoshengyangleyangmeishao,kaikouwendao:“nideyisishizheimenqinshinengcheng?”

luochenzaiciyizheng,lianshunjianqidetonghong,zheigejiejienaozilimianyizhiyilaidouzhuangdeshishenme?shuima?

tamalezheimeduo,tashenmedoumeitingjinqu,zhidianzheyusuyaodeqinshinengbunengcheng。

tazenmeyouzheiyangdejiejie!

luochenjinjinzuanquan,yiguwuliganyongshangxintou。

“nijuedezheimenqinshinengcheng?”luoshengfangfomeikandaodidideqifen,pingjingzaiwen。

luochenbiyan,shenhuxi,yaxiafuxiuerqudechongdonglengxiaodao:“nishichuyikuernaosanshangdiaodeshouduanbipowaizumu,waizumuganbuyizheni?”

shengjiayusujiashishijiao,zaijiashangtamenfuqinweigaoquanzhong,dajiumuqinziqusujiatanzheimenqinshi,sujiashiyoubajiuhuidayingde,yebusuanshiweiquletamen。

yizhiyizhechuangtoudeluoshengturanzhiqishen,hongdoumangfuzhutashoubei:“xiaojie,ninyaoganmaya?”

luoshengjiaoyiluodi,wenlewenyouxiewulideshenzi,dandandao:“qusujia,nidailu。”

luochendaililepianke,jimangquzhui。

yushengfuyijiezhigedesujia,cishiqifenshifenjinbeng。

wuzhongshishengjiadafurenyusujiazhumuzaishangyiqinshi,yuanzilizezhanlejigexiaobei,yigegemiandainuse。

“erge,nizenmebujinquduiniangshuoni,wanyiniangzhendayinglezenmeban?”yimingchuanlvshandeshaonvshensejiaoji,zhuaizheyimingshaonianyixiu。

shaonianyuemoshiliuqisuimoyang,zhengshisujiaergongzisuyao,zaizhenggejinshaxiannaizhijinlingfudoushichulemingdemeinanzi,youpanan、songyuzhimao。

zhijiantafuzheyuanzhongneizhuhuakaimanshudeyulan,kanxiangmenkou,yishuangyanmoujijingwubo。

lingyimingchuanshiliuqundeshaonvpeileyisheng,chendao:“jiejiebuyaoluanshuo,jiuluoshengneizhongren,niangzenmekenengdayingni?”

sudaxiaojiehenglemeimeiyiyan,shengyinfangdi:“biewangleluoshengdeshenfen!”

suerxiaojieyizhi,fenfenduojiao:“neiyouruhe,zanmensujiayebushipingtoubaixing,nandaoergedeqinshihaiyaobeirenbipo?”

sujiazaijinshashiwangzu,gengduchuanjia,bainianlaichulebushaochaotingmingguan,dangdidengxianwurenganre。

keshiluoshengdefuqinshidadoudu,zhizhangjinlinwei,younalizaihuyigesujiani?

sudaxiaojiezheibanxiangzhe,youxienaomeimeidetianzhen。

zheishisuyaokailekou:“erweimeimeimochaole,hunyindashijiangjiufumuzhimingmeishuozhiyan,nianghuitiwodasuande。”

tashengyinwenhe,shensepingjing,lingliangmingshaonvyuefajile。

“niangwanyidiantouni?”sudaxiaojieyaochunwen。

suyaomuguangzaicitouxiangwumenkou,mousechenchen:“neibiantingniangde。”

“erge!”liangmingshaonvqiqihanleyisheng。

jicudejiaobushengchuanlai,sanrenwangguoqu,shizhanzaidamenchudeyoudipaoleguolai,suxiaodibuguobajiusuinianji,yinbenpaoshuangjiafanhong,rutongshijianleshenmehongshuimengshou,dashengdao:“buhaole,luoshenglaile!”