「liaifang！niganmani！」yishengbaohebujinhedezhuichulaideliaifangdingzaiyuandi，yehedewotingzhilekuhao。jiyizhongcongmeijianguogufuzheibanshengqidemoyang。qingjintuqi，mianpizhanghong，fangfoyaochirenside。
「**ma？wojiaoxunzijinveryongniguan？」liaifangfanyingguolaihoulikefanchunxiangji，quanranmeiyouyishidaozijidehuazaiweiguancunminzhongyinqileshenmefanxiang。
「nver？shenmenver，ruoruobushixiaojundehaizima？」
「aiyouzaoniee，pabushihantingheaifangyoushazi。」renqunzhong，yourenwuzhulezijixiaohaideerduo。
「yougepiya，biehushuo！wotingshuoliaifangshengdeshishuangtai，zhishiweileshengjiguannaifenqianbanvwasongjixiaojunle。」
「youzheiyangdangmadema？wowashengxialaigenxintourouyiyang，tazenmehendexiaxin？」
「jiushijiushi，zhenhenna！」
zhouweideqieqiesiyushengbuduanchuanjinwodeerduoli，yechuanjinlezhoujianguodengrendeerduoli，liaifangdelianyouhongbianbaizaibianqing，zuijiaoweizhangzhexiangshuoxieshenme，queyoushenmedoushuobuchu。
kanzhetachibiedeyangzi，woxinlichangkuaijile，danshizhuantoukandaogufugugutongyangqingbaizheyizhanglian，woqueyouxiexinteng。tamencongweitouluguowozhenzhengdeshenfen，xiangbiyeshibawodangqinshengnverleba，rujinliaifangtongpozheicengchuanghuzhi，tamenyishijianyebuzhidaoruhexiangwojieshi。
xiangdaozheili，wozhudongzhangkou：「ba！ma！nimenzenmehaibufuwoqilaiya！」shuoba，youyongweiweiququdeyanshenkanzhetamen。
「lailelaileguainv，shuaitengmeiyoua？」guguyibajiangwoloujinhuaili，xintengdiqingfuzhewozhongqidelianjia。gufuzexiaoxinyiyidikanzhewo：「guainv，babamamadoushiainide，bietingnierjiumahushuo！」
bingchizheduidaihuairenjiuyinggaichengshengzhuijideyuanze，wojuedingbaliaifangyansizaituomoxingzili：「wodangranzhidaola！tazenmekenengshiwoma，tabujinyaobawoyurongfujizhouning，haiyaodasiwoni！」
「哎呦，这真是！」
「wangweirenawangweiren！」ȳʐ
「banversongzouyejiusuanle，yijianyifuyeyaodianji！qiongsuangui！」
weiguancunmindetaolunsihaobubihuidangshiren，muyuzaizhongrenhuobiyi、huoyanedemuguangli，lianpihouruliaifangyezhanbuzhule。weiwanhuiyanmian，tayibalaguozhouning，shouzhiyonglichuozhezhouningdelianjia：「bietingzheixiaotuzaizixiashuo，wocaimeichetayifu！shitaxiandadeningning，kanwomenningning！liandoudahongle！」zhouningbeitaladejinjinde，benlaibaibaidexiaolianyebeichuodetonghong。
「nizheixiaopixieheyurongfutinghaode，jinididichuanbei！」
「啪！小兔崽子！」
「nizheixiaopixieheyurongfutinghaode，jinididichuanbei！」
「啪！小兔崽子！」
liaifangdeshengyinqingxidicongyouxijilichuanchulai，pazhongrentingbuqing，wohaitedifangleliangbian。xiangbudaoba，gufusongwodeyouxijihaiyouluyingongneng。
renqunyipianhuaran，zhoujianguoyekanbuxiaqule，tajiangzhouningchedaoshenbian，xiaoxinyiyidikaikou：「laopo，zheishizhenshinibudui，zanxianhuiquba！」
「wobudui？wosonggenverjinimeizheigebuxiadandemujihaisongchucuolaile？tabenlaijiushiwonver，rangjianyifujididiyoushenmebudui？fanzhengnimeimeishengbuchuerzi，yihoujiachanhaibushiningningde，yijianyifusuanshenme？」
liaifangsishibeijinule，kaishikoubuzeyanqilai：
「nihushuoshenme，xiaojunhuaiyunle，womengangquyiyuanjianchawan。」gufunachuyizhangtijiandanshuaidaoliaifangmianqian，「kankanba，xiaojunyijinghuaiyunlianggeyuele！benlaixiangdengdaosangeyuedeshihoutongzhinimen，heng！xianzaikanlaibuyongle，zheigejiawomenbuhuizaihuilaile。xiaojun，womenzou！」
piexiamudengkoudaidezhoujianjunliaifangfuqiliang，gufujiangwohegugubaoshangjiaochebianyangzhangerqule。
woxinliqueyipianhunluan，shangyishigugugufumeiyouhaizia，nandaoyinweiwozhongsheng，youxiedongxiyeyushangyishibutongle？