laozibanidangchengtianxiangongzhe，ninalaozidangwangbani？
“hao！nibucishiba，nijiwodengzhe！”
peng！liweihaozhongzhongdeshuaimenliqu，songyanranroulerouzijidenaoqiao，yezhuilechuqu。
duiyuzheixiebuzhidaotiangao/dihoudeershizu，guizhidaotamennengzuochushenmeshiqinglai。
songyanranzhuichuqu，daobushiguanxinliweihaodeanwei，ershitadanxinzheige**renulezhangnanneigeshaxing！
cikedezhangnan，zhengyilianrenzhenzuozaibangongshilikanzhegongsidejiankong。
qitadejigebaoanduitadouhenzunjing，xiaohua，zheixiebaoankebushixia/zi，tamenkeshigongsizuiliangdeyanjing。
dandanzheigemennenghezijigongsidongshizhangzuozaiyigechelilaishangban，bieguanrenjiayoumeiyouguanxi，zijizheiqunmingfuqishidexiaobaoan，shijueduidezuibuqirenjiade。
peng！anbaoshidedamenbeirenyijiaochuaikai。
zhongrenyilianmengbidekanxiangmenkou，sheizheimexiaozhang，ganlaizheizachangzi，dangzijizheiqunbaoanchiganfande？
baoanduizhangshunjianqishen，qishixiongxiongdelaidaomenkou。
“nitemerenburenshilaozi，renshijiujilaozigunkai！”
liweihaoshouzhichuozhebaoanduizhangdexiong/kou，yiliandexiaozhang。
erbaoanduizhangcikesongdeyipi，zheigeershizutanengburenshi？
haobuyouyudeshandaoyibian，renulezheiweixiaoye，zijiyijiazaidonghaishikongpadouwurongshenzhidi。
“谁特么是张南！”
tingdaocirenhanzijidemingzi，zhangnanyihuodekanleguoqu。
“gongsineijinzhidashengxuanhua，haiyou，wojiushizhangnan！”
puci，liweihaotingdaozhangnandehuashunjianxiaoleqilai，zheigechiruanfandeshuohuadoubibiedebaoanyingqiha。
“laozijiutemedashengle，ninengzenmedi！”
“erqie，laozibuzhidashengxuanhua，laozihaiyaochushoushangren！”
shuowan，liweihaoyiquanzaxiangzhangnandemianmen，zhangnanmeitouyizhou，shunjianshanduokailai。
“qingnilengjingyidian，zaizheiyangwojiubukeqile！”
zhangnanzhoumeikanzheciren，tadiyitianzhengshishangban，buxiangnao/shi，xianzaitabijiaoxihuananwen。
huanzuoyiqian，zijizaojiuyijiaojiangzheizhonglajichuaichuquchitule。
“hehe，nitemehaixiangbukeqi？nibukeqiyigejixiaoyekankan！”
“jiunizheizhonghuosehailaigou/yinyanran，wopei！”
tingdaoliweihaotidaosongyanran，zhangnanzuanjindequantouzaicisonglekailai。
kanlaizheilimianshiyouwuhui，buguanzenmeyang，renjiasongyanranyoujizijigongzuo，jizijizhuchu，haijiesongxiaoniannianshangxiaxue，qianchedaota，zhangnanhaishiyazhulezijidenuhuo，xiangbashiqinggaoqingchu。
erliweihaokandaozhangnanchenmo，dunshigengjiaxiaozhangqilai。
zaitakanlai，zheigewangbadanjiushigewaiqiangzhonggandefeiwu！
“nibushiyaobukeqima，laia？laoziyaokankannizenmegebukeqifa！”
“haibuzhiconglainonglaigexiaojianzhong，shuoshiniheyanrandenver！”
“wopei，nipeimani！”
zhangnandemuguangshunjianchongmanleshayi，wuruzijikeyi，wuruzijidenver？
pa！yichangxiangliangdeshengyinxiangqi。
shizhangnanyibazhangzhongzhongdeshuaizaileliweihaodelianshang！
liweihaozhijiebeizhangnanyibazhangchoufei，suihouqicandeshuailuozaidi。
puci，liweihaoyizhangzui，shunjiantuchuleyikouxueshui，limianjiazazhewushudesuiya。
“ni…nitemegandawo！”liweihaowuzhuzijidelian，bukezhixindekanzheyibubuzoulaidezhangnan。
jigebaoanyeshidaoxileyikouliangqi，cikebuzhiruheshihao，danshikandaoliweihaobeichoufei，jirenxindidouyizhenanshuang。
“dani？nishizhenbuzhidao，yigenverzaiyigefuqinyanzhongdaibiaoshenme！”
zhangnanyijiaocaizaileliweihaodebozishang，jianjianyongli。
beizhangnancaizaijiaoxiadeliweihao，jingkongdekanzhezhangnan，shentijuliedezhengzha，taganjuezijikuaibeicaisile！
erzhangnanqueshijiushiyaocaisita！
zaizhangnanyanli，renhewuruzijinverderen，dougaisi！
“nange，jiaoxialiuqing！”
cikesongyanranzhongyupaoleguolai，kandaozhangnancaizheliweihao，tazhidao，zijihaishilaiwanle。
zhangnankanleyiyansongyanran，suijihuanhuannakailezijidejiao。
咳咳……
juliedekesoushengchuanlai，liweihaojuliedezaidishangchuan/xidagun。
zhangnancongtashenshangkualeguoqu，zhuanshenchuleanbaoshi，tapazijizailiuzainei，zhenrenbuzhucaisineigechouchong。
jigebaoanzaisongyanrandeshiyixia，chanfuqileyanyanyixideliweihao。
suihouzaisongyanrandeshiyixia，jigebaoanyezouchuleanbaoshi。
songyanrankanzheliweihao，zijizhenhenbudezaijitayibazhang。
“laozi…yao…yaoshalezhei…zheige**！”
liweihaohuanlehaoyihui，yanzhongdaizhenongnongdehenyishuodao。
tingdaoliweihaodehua，songyanranfachuleyishengchixiao，manlianjifengdekanzheliweihao。
“hehe，nixiangyaoduifuta，haishixiannongqingtadeshenfen！”
“fouze……jiulianniyeyechushan，kongpadoubaobuleni！”
liweihaobukezhixindekanzhesongyanran，zijiyeyekeshizhenggedonghaishishuyishuerderenwu，duoyiduojiao，zhenggedonghaishidouyaodouyidou！
erqie，zijideyeyehaicengjingzaididoujunfangshenjugaowei，zhishiyinweidezuileyigerentuilexialai！
“nishaogunongxuanxu，woyeyeshishenmeren，nimensongjiazhidaode！”
liweihaoyanzhonghenyibujian，zaitakanlai，songyanrandehuazhishiyonglaihehuzijidebale。
songyanranyaoleyaotou，tazhendebuxiangzaigenzheigeershizufeihua。
“tademingzijiao……zhangnan！”
diuxiayijuhua，songyanranzhuanshenliqu，liuxialeyilianzhenjingdeliweihao。
zheigemingziliweihaodangranzhidao，lijiadiximeiyouyigebuzhidaozheigemingzi，yishenlenghanshunjiandashi/leliweihaodehoubei。
dangnianjiushizheigeren，zheigejiaozhangnanderen，rangzijiyeyezaizuidianfengdeshihoutuilexialai！
tianna，zijigangcaidezuiyigezenyangdecunzai！
duanzandedailenghou，liweihaohuangmangdeqishen，daolouxiafadongzijidechezi，jiangsudukaidaojizhi，feikuaidelikaile。
tayaoganhuijiazu，jiushibeizijiyeyedasi，yedebaneigerenhuilaidexiaoxidaihuiqu！