第6章 踢到钢板了

“nange,zanmenhaoxienianmeijian,zhenghaoshijianbuzaole,yiqichigewanfanruhe?”

linfengqin/redelouzhezhangnan,shengqingyaoqing。

zhangnanyexianghelinfengxuxujiu,zhishi,tazhuantoukanxiangyipangdelixue,youxieweinan。

“gaitianba,wodesongtahuigongsi。”

“nange,zheijiushinidebuduile。zanmendoushiyijiaren,jianshenmewai?yiqiqu!”

啊?

一家人?

zhangnanwunaizhiji,zheixiaoziyoukaishihusiluanxiangle。

guoqutajiushizheiyang,zhiyaozijiheyigemeinvzaiyiqi,tajiuyizhunhuiwuhui。

shenzhihaiyouyicihaizizuozhuzhangdejitaheyigemeinvchuangzaojihui,basumengqidegouqiang。

“你别乱说话。”

linfengzhidangzhangnanshibuhaoyisi,xiaomimidechaolixuedao:“neilixiaojie,nizhejihuigongsima?”

lixuefeikuaidekanlezhangnanyiyan,jinchideweixiaodao:“wozhenghaoyeyoudiane,buruyiqichiba。”

linfengdunshihahadaxiao:“nikan,renjiadameinvdoudayingle!”

zhangnanyilianwunai,zhinengyaotou:“shuoba,qunaerchi。”

……

sanrenyiqidaolejiudian,linfengshidabaodalan,burangyingbinxiaojiedailu,qinzidaitamenshanglou,zhibenvipbaoxiang。

zhishitamenganggangzoushangloutibujiu,jiubeiyiqunrendangzhulequlu。

zheiqunrengegedabandefeifujigui,shenshangchuanjindaiyin,manliandebukeyishi。

kandaoyourendangzhulequlu,gengshinuqitaotian。

“meizhangyan?kanbudaowomenyaoxialou?”

“ganjinrangkai,biedenglaozidongshou!”

“dengdeng,zheibushilixuema?”

zhengchaochaorangrangdeshihou,lianggenantongxuehurandengdayanjing,batajirenlechulai。

lixueyeshiyizheng,yuanlaizheixierendoushitadedaxuetongxue。

zhishi,zheilimiandanfanshinanren,doubeitajujueguozhuiqiu,danfanshinvren,doubeitademeimaodayadezibeiwubi。

suoyitamenkanxiangtademuguang,chongmanlechouhen。

linfengbujiedekanzhezheixiemuguangbushanderen,chaolixuewendao:“saozi,tamenshisheia?”

“嫂子?”

nazhidao,yitingdaozheijuhua,zheixierendunshilengzhule。

lixuejingranyijingminghuayouzhule!

tamenlikefenfenzhiwenqilai:“lixueshinisaozi?nigeshishei?”

自然是张南!

talinfengzuoweilinshijituandetaiziye,youjigerenpeizuotadedage?

buguo,zheixierendekouwenxiangshizaishenxunyiyang,nongdelinfengyilianbushuang,genbenbuxianghetamenfeihua,bianbunaifandao:“guannimenpishi!”

“xiaozi,nitinghenga!”

“gaibuhuishitashenbiandezheigenanrenba。”

“gujijiushita!chuandeyoutuyoulow,genlixuezaiyiqijianzhishijuepei!”

yijuhua,yindezheixierenhahadaxiao。

xianran,tamendoukanbushangzhangnan,yinweitayishenyifuquanshipingjia,shenzhikeyishuoshiditanhuo。

zheixierenpingshijianguanlemingpai,xiangdangranderenweiyouqianrendouhuichuanmingpai,xiangzheizhongchuanditanhuode,kendingyedoushidengbushangtaimiandexiaorenwu。

linfengjiantamenxiaodelihai,bujinyegenzheyixiao,zhibuguo,shilengxiao。

啪!

yijierguangturanshuaizailexiaodezuilihaidenantongxuelianshang,neinantongxuedexiaoshengdunshijiaranerzhi。

“你……”

budengneinantongxuekaikoudama,pa,youshiyierguang,henhendeluozailetashenpangdenv/tongxuelianshang。

“……”

shashijian,suoyourendouxiaobuchulaile。

tamenlenglengdekanzhelinfeng,yishijianjingranmeiyoufanyingguolai。

jiezhejiutingpa/pa/pa/pa/pa,linfengdongzuoqikuai,youqihen,buguopiankezhijian,jingranbaneiba/jiugerenquandoushanleyibian。

bieshuoneixierenbeishandedanaowengwengzhixiang,linfengzijideshoudoushantengle。

lixuejimanglazhuzhangnandegeboquandao:“zhangnan,buyao,kuaijiaotatingshou,zheixierendoubushiputongren!”

nenghetajintongyisuodaxuedushude,zirandoushiguizuzidi。

zheixierenbeikaozhejiazudedashan,zaidonghaishikeyishuoshiweisuoyuwei,yaobushipingshiyousongyanranbaohuzheta,kongpatayezaojiuzaoshoutamendedushoule!

xianzaizhangnandezheigexiao/diyixiazidezuilezheimeduoren,wanghouderizikejiubuhaoguole!

zhangnanqueanfudepailepailixuedeshou:“fangxin,meishi。”

linfengshilinshijituandetaiziye,haibuzhiyulianzheixiexiaolouluodoudoubuguo。

zaishuo,jiusuandoubuguo,haiyoutani。

beishanerguangdefujiazidihenkuaihuiguoshenlai,nv/tongxuegegewuzhelian,xiemanlequ/ru,nantongxuezeshinumuershi,henbudechongguoqubalinfengsichengliangban!

tamenbaonudedengxianglinfeng:“nixiaozifengleba!jingrangandalaozi!”

linfenglengxiaodao:“ganwuruwodagehewosaozi,meidasinisuanhaodele,haigangenwojiaoban?”

“你找死!”

yigenantongxuemengranjuqiquantou,jiuyaochaolinfengzaguoqu,zheishi,zhangnanhuranshangqianyibu,lenglengdekanxianglezheigenantongxue。

nantongxueyizheng,shangxiadaliangzhangnanyiyan。

zhijiantachuanzhetxu,shuangbeijiroulong/qi,yishenxiaomaisedejifu,ying/bang/bangdexiangkuaitieban,wubiqianghan!

nantongxueshunjianhoutuiliangbu,yanlekoukoushui,zhizhezhangnandao:“ni、nixiangganshenme!”

linfengmanlianbuxie:“zenme?xiangdawo?laia!nimenyiqunren,pawomenlianggeren?yiqunsonghuo!”

“ni……nitamayouzhongjiuzhanzaizhei,biepao!”

qizhongyigejiaosunzhihuadenantongxuekuaiyaoqifengle,zaitazijidedipanshang,jingranbeirenqifuchengzheiyang,yihouhaiyoulianzaizheiyidaihunma?

tazhizhelinfengdebiziweixieqilai:“laozimashangjiaorenlaishoushini!”

linfengyibazhangbatadeshouhuikai,lengxiaodao:“fangxin,jintianbubanimenyigegejiaoxundefufutieti,laozijuebibuzou!”

“好!你有种!”

sunzhihuaqihuhudetaochushouji,zhijiebodaleyigehaomaguoqu。

qitatongxuejiantadadianhua,likeluchusongyikouqidebiaoqing,suijijiudeyidedengxianglinfengtamen,fangfozaishuonimenwandanle!

lixuedanxindekanxiangzhangnan:“sunzhihuajialiyouzheijiudiandegufen,zanmengentamenyingpengying,zhiyouchikuidefener!haishisuanleba。”

zhangnananfudao:“biedanxin,jiaojiwomenchuli。”

哎呀!

怎么能不担心!

zheigezhangnan,tagenbenjiuhaimeiyishidaowentideyanzhongxing。

lixuezhejidewojinlequantou,kanleyiyanqiyanxiaozhangdetongxue,youkanyiyanbawoshizudedazhedianhuadesunzhihua,yanquandouhongle。

taguolai,shixianghezhangnanyiqichifande,kebushixianghaitade。

zheishidianhuajietongle,sunzhihuadahanchusheng:“ba!nizhongyujiedianhuale,yourenzaijinhuajiudiandawo!ba,nikeyidingyaoweiwozuozhua!”

sunhaichengzhengzuozaibangongshilichuliwenjian,tingdaoerzidekongsu,lijipaianerqi,nudao:“shinagebuzhangyande,jingrangandawodeerzi?”

sunzhihuachaolinfenghandao:“xiaozi,ganbuganbaochunidedaming!”

linfenglenglengyixiao:“zheiyouhebugan?bashoujijiwo,woqinzigaosuta。”

sunzhihuayizheng,qinzihetabashuo?

hehe,zheixiaozikedangzhenbuzhisihuo!

“haoa,neinijiuzijishuo!jintian,nimensange,yigeyebiexianglikaizheijiajiudian!”