“nange,zanmenhaoxienianmeijian,zhenghaoshijianbuzaole,yiqichigewanfanruhe?”
linfengqin/redelouzhezhangnan,shengqingyaoqing。
zhangnanyexianghelinfengxuxujiu,zhishi,tazhuantoukanxiangyipangdelixue,youxieweinan。
“gaitianba,wodesongtahuigongsi。”
“nange,zheijiushinidebuduile。zanmendoushiyijiaren,jianshenmewai?yiqiqu!”
啊?
一家人?
zhangnanwunaizhiji,zheixiaoziyoukaishihusiluanxiangle。
guoqutajiushizheiyang,zhiyaozijiheyigemeinvzaiyiqi,tajiuyizhunhuiwuhui。
shenzhihaiyouyicihaizizuozhuzhangdejitaheyigemeinvchuangzaojihui,basumengqidegouqiang。
“你别乱说话。”
linfengzhidangzhangnanshibuhaoyisi,xiaomimidechaolixuedao:“neilixiaojie,nizhejihuigongsima?”
lixuefeikuaidekanlezhangnanyiyan,jinchideweixiaodao:“wozhenghaoyeyoudiane,buruyiqichiba。”
linfengdunshihahadaxiao:“nikan,renjiadameinvdoudayingle!”
zhangnanyilianwunai,zhinengyaotou:“shuoba,qunaerchi。”
……
sanrenyiqidaolejiudian,linfengshidabaodalan,burangyingbinxiaojiedailu,qinzidaitamenshanglou,zhibenvipbaoxiang。
zhishitamenganggangzoushangloutibujiu,jiubeiyiqunrendangzhulequlu。
zheiqunrengegedabandefeifujigui,shenshangchuanjindaiyin,manliandebukeyishi。
kandaoyourendangzhulequlu,gengshinuqitaotian。
“meizhangyan?kanbudaowomenyaoxialou?”
“ganjinrangkai,biedenglaozidongshou!”
“dengdeng,zheibushilixuema?”
zhengchaochaorangrangdeshihou,lianggenantongxuehurandengdayanjing,batajirenlechulai。
lixueyeshiyizheng,yuanlaizheixierendoushitadedaxuetongxue。
zhishi,zheilimiandanfanshinanren,doubeitajujueguozhuiqiu,danfanshinvren,doubeitademeimaodayadezibeiwubi。
suoyitamenkanxiangtademuguang,chongmanlechouhen。
linfengbujiedekanzhezheixiemuguangbushanderen,chaolixuewendao:“saozi,tamenshisheia?”
“嫂子?”
nazhidao,yitingdaozheijuhua,zheixierendunshilengzhule。
lixuejingranyijingminghuayouzhule!
tamenlikefenfenzhiwenqilai:“lixueshinisaozi?nigeshishei?”
自然是张南!
talinfengzuoweilinshijituandetaiziye,youjigerenpeizuotadedage?
buguo,zheixierendekouwenxiangshizaishenxunyiyang,nongdelinfengyilianbushuang,genbenbuxianghetamenfeihua,bianbunaifandao:“guannimenpishi!”
“xiaozi,nitinghenga!”
“gaibuhuishitashenbiandezheigenanrenba。”
“gujijiushita!chuandeyoutuyoulow,genlixuezaiyiqijianzhishijuepei!”
yijuhua,yindezheixierenhahadaxiao。
xianran,tamendoukanbushangzhangnan,yinweitayishenyifuquanshipingjia,shenzhikeyishuoshiditanhuo。
zheixierenpingshijianguanlemingpai,xiangdangranderenweiyouqianrendouhuichuanmingpai,xiangzheizhongchuanditanhuode,kendingyedoushidengbushangtaimiandexiaorenwu。
linfengjiantamenxiaodelihai,bujinyegenzheyixiao,zhibuguo,shilengxiao。
啪!
yijierguangturanshuaizailexiaodezuilihaidenantongxuelianshang,neinantongxuedexiaoshengdunshijiaranerzhi。
“你……”
budengneinantongxuekaikoudama,pa,youshiyierguang,henhendeluozailetashenpangdenv/tongxuelianshang。
“……”
shashijian,suoyourendouxiaobuchulaile。
tamenlenglengdekanzhelinfeng,yishijianjingranmeiyoufanyingguolai。
jiezhejiutingpa/pa/pa/pa/pa,linfengdongzuoqikuai,youqihen,buguopiankezhijian,jingranbaneiba/jiugerenquandoushanleyibian。
bieshuoneixierenbeishandedanaowengwengzhixiang,linfengzijideshoudoushantengle。
lixuejimanglazhuzhangnandegeboquandao:“zhangnan,buyao,kuaijiaotatingshou,zheixierendoubushiputongren!”
nenghetajintongyisuodaxuedushude,zirandoushiguizuzidi。
zheixierenbeikaozhejiazudedashan,zaidonghaishikeyishuoshiweisuoyuwei,yaobushipingshiyousongyanranbaohuzheta,kongpatayezaojiuzaoshoutamendedushoule!
xianzaizhangnandezheigexiao/diyixiazidezuilezheimeduoren,wanghouderizikejiubuhaoguole!
zhangnanqueanfudepailepailixuedeshou:“fangxin,meishi。”
linfengshilinshijituandetaiziye,haibuzhiyulianzheixiexiaolouluodoudoubuguo。
zaishuo,jiusuandoubuguo,haiyoutani。
beishanerguangdefujiazidihenkuaihuiguoshenlai,nv/tongxuegegewuzhelian,xiemanlequ/ru,nantongxuezeshinumuershi,henbudechongguoqubalinfengsichengliangban!
tamenbaonudedengxianglinfeng:“nixiaozifengleba!jingrangandalaozi!”
linfenglengxiaodao:“ganwuruwodagehewosaozi,meidasinisuanhaodele,haigangenwojiaoban?”
“你找死!”
yigenantongxuemengranjuqiquantou,jiuyaochaolinfengzaguoqu,zheishi,zhangnanhuranshangqianyibu,lenglengdekanxianglezheigenantongxue。
nantongxueyizheng,shangxiadaliangzhangnanyiyan。
zhijiantachuanzhetxu,shuangbeijiroulong/qi,yishenxiaomaisedejifu,ying/bang/bangdexiangkuaitieban,wubiqianghan!
nantongxueshunjianhoutuiliangbu,yanlekoukoushui,zhizhezhangnandao:“ni、nixiangganshenme!”
linfengmanlianbuxie:“zenme?xiangdawo?laia!nimenyiqunren,pawomenlianggeren?yiqunsonghuo!”
“ni……nitamayouzhongjiuzhanzaizhei,biepao!”
qizhongyigejiaosunzhihuadenantongxuekuaiyaoqifengle,zaitazijidedipanshang,jingranbeirenqifuchengzheiyang,yihouhaiyoulianzaizheiyidaihunma?
tazhizhelinfengdebiziweixieqilai:“laozimashangjiaorenlaishoushini!”
linfengyibazhangbatadeshouhuikai,lengxiaodao:“fangxin,jintianbubanimenyigegejiaoxundefufutieti,laozijuebibuzou!”
“好!你有种!”
sunzhihuaqihuhudetaochushouji,zhijiebodaleyigehaomaguoqu。
qitatongxuejiantadadianhua,likeluchusongyikouqidebiaoqing,suijijiudeyidedengxianglinfengtamen,fangfozaishuonimenwandanle!
lixuedanxindekanxiangzhangnan:“sunzhihuajialiyouzheijiudiandegufen,zanmengentamenyingpengying,zhiyouchikuidefener!haishisuanleba。”
zhangnananfudao:“biedanxin,jiaojiwomenchuli。”
哎呀!
怎么能不担心!
zheigezhangnan,tagenbenjiuhaimeiyishidaowentideyanzhongxing。
lixuezhejidewojinlequantou,kanleyiyanqiyanxiaozhangdetongxue,youkanyiyanbawoshizudedazhedianhuadesunzhihua,yanquandouhongle。
taguolai,shixianghezhangnanyiqichifande,kebushixianghaitade。
zheishidianhuajietongle,sunzhihuadahanchusheng:“ba!nizhongyujiedianhuale,yourenzaijinhuajiudiandawo!ba,nikeyidingyaoweiwozuozhua!”
sunhaichengzhengzuozaibangongshilichuliwenjian,tingdaoerzidekongsu,lijipaianerqi,nudao:“shinagebuzhangyande,jingrangandawodeerzi?”
sunzhihuachaolinfenghandao:“xiaozi,ganbuganbaochunidedaming!”
linfenglenglengyixiao:“zheiyouhebugan?bashoujijiwo,woqinzigaosuta。”
sunzhihuayizheng,qinzihetabashuo?
hehe,zheixiaozikedangzhenbuzhisihuo!
“haoa,neinijiuzijishuo!jintian,nimensange,yigeyebiexianglikaizheijiajiudian!”