第二章入赘女婿
“baba，nizenmele？kuaixingxing，buyaodiuxiayanyanyigeren，wuwuwu......”
conghunmikaishi，daoxianzaibuzhidaoguoquleduozhangshijian，linfengmenglongyishizhongtingjianleshuxidekuqisheng，shengyinyizhixunhuankuosan。
linfengjielidakaichenzhongdeyanpi，zhengkaiyanjingmohudekanzheyigexiaorenerzhengyaoyezijideshou。
“yanyanbuku，babahaihaohaode，biedanxin！”
linfengchilidezuoqishen，faxianzijiyuanlaitangzaiyizhangxiaomuchuangshang，muchuangbingbugaodang，zhishikandeguoqueryi。
tazhidaozheishiyizhiguanzhaozijideyiweilaoxiongdefangjian，neiweilaoxiongshilingyuandeshoumuzhe，yongyibeizishouhulelingyuanzhongduodelinghun，rangtamenanxi。
linfengmeicidaolai，douhuibanverfangzaizheili，rangtabangmangzhaokan，zheixienian，duodetabangmang，cairangzijinveryouxieanxin。
“xianzaishishenmeshihoule？”
linfengkanlekanwaimiandetiansesihuhaihunan，zhiyoumengmengliang。
“凌晨六点了。”
xiaonvhaichouqizheshuodao，jianlinfengqilaihou，tayehenguaiqiaodezhangkaineirouhuhudexiaoshoubeibaozhuta，sihaobuzaihutashenshangdezangxixi。
erxiaonvhaishenshangchuanzhedequnzibiqizailajitongjianlaidequnzihaiyaopojiu，jiuxiangzheiqunzijinglilewushufengshuiyudasuoxingchengdemoyang，shangmianfengfengbububuxiayushichu，meichukejianbutongyangsedebuding。
“yanyanzhendongshi，dounenghuidababadewentile，lai，bababaozhenihuijia！”
linfengziwojianchaleyi**neideqingkuang，yikaishituxueyundaoshiyinweinuqigongxin，daozhixuemaicuoluan。
xianzaishentiliqiyehuifuzhengchang，sihumeiyourenhewentihou，jiuyaobaozhezijijiaoxiaodenver。
“babataileile，yanyanbuyongbababao，zijinengzoude。”
xiaonvhaicongbaozhelinfengdehuailizhengtuokailai，biaoxianchuyifuduliziqiangdeshense，qingchetoumingdedayanjinglimanshijueqiang。
linfengcikexinliyouzhonggandong，xinxiang：kandaolema？womendenverzhangdale！
tahuanhuantuchuyikouzhuoqi，congchuangshangpaqilai，qianzhezijinverderouhuhudeshouzhunbeilikai。
chumendeshihou，yigezhongnianhanzizuozaimenkouchuxizheyan，yanwuyingraozaikongqizhongmanmanpiaosankailai。
“nizheijiahuozhongyuxingle，zenmeyundaozailingyuanli，yaoshiniyoushenmeshi，neiyanyanzenmeban？”
zhongnianhanzijianlinfengzoulechulai，limazhanqilaidadalieliederangrangqi，daizhezeguaideyuqiduilinfengdao。
“duibuqi，shiwoshuhu，xiexiewugenidebangmang，wolinfengwuyiweibao。”
shuozhe，linfengweiweijugongganxie。
“daoxiejiumianle，zhiyaonihaohaodejiuxing，bijingninverhaixiao，yaoshiniyoushenmesanzhangliangduan，takezhendejiu......”
shuodaozheili，wumingyanshenzhongshanguoyisianranzhise。
“wodong，yihouwohuizuogehaofuqin，buhuizairangtadanxin，gengbuhuirangtamuqinzaiyaoyuandeshijiedanxin。”
linfengkuxiaodedao，meidangtandaozijideairen，xinlibianyouzheyizhenzhuixinzhiteng。
“ai，suanle，nidongdejiuhao，dajiadouburongyi！yihouwonengbangdeshangmangde，nijinguanzhaowohaole。”
wumingpailepaitadejianbang，jixuzuozaimenkoudexiaobandengshangchouyan。
“xiexiewuge，yanyan，genwushushushuozaijian！”
“吴叔叔再见~”
xiaonvhaibailebaishou，tiantiandexiaorongnenggouronghuarenxinban，rangwumingjishixinqingfuzayebiandekailang。
daobiewuminghou，linfengdaizhezijidenverwangzijisuozaide“jia”fanhui。
neigejiabingfeishuyuzijizhenzhengdejia，ershiliunianqian，youyuanzhaowangqidefenfu，taxiejiaguitianhoufengyinzishenshililiunian，zaizheiqijian，talaidaolejianghaishi，beiqinjialaoyezikanzhong，congerruzhuiqinjia，quqinjiadeboshihounverqinkexinweiqi。
kexi，ziguruzhuizuonvxudenanrenjibenzhinengzuojiazhongdiweizuidideyige，zaijiashanglinfengdainvruzhui，bukenpaoqizijinver，diweigengshidixia。
tazhibuguoshiwuyizhongbangzhuleqinjialaoyezideyiba，dedaoenhuibale，yiruhaomenshensihai，tadangnianhaimeicongbeitongzhonghuifuguolai，daozhirenrufeiwuban，zaijiali，tahenverlinyuyanchuchushoupaiji。
meigerendouzaibeihoushuotashifeiwunvxu，beishangtianjuangucairulehaomen，ernvergengshibeirenshuoshiyehaizi，baihuaiqinjiazaijianghaishideshengwang。
“baba，womenyizhengwanmeihuiqule，zaoshanghuilai，jialirenyouyaobawomenchoumayidunle。”
lijiabuyuanshi，linyuyantaiqitoukanzhelinfeng，xiaoshentiweiweifadou。
“fangxinba，youbabazai，beimayixiameishi，renyiren，guowanjintian，yihouyanyanjiubuyongbeiqifule。”
linfengjiangtabaozaibeiwanzhong，erlinyuyanzhangkaixiaoshoubeihuanbaozhulinfengdebozi，“ng”deqingshengdiantou，suihoujiangxiaonaodaimaizailinfengdeboxiangchu。
linfengqingqingfumonverdexiaobeiji，rangtaanxinxialaihou，zheicaizoujinlebieshuqu，daolejiamenkou，tacaifangzijinverxialai，qianzhetadeshou，xiaozheyitongzoujinqu。
haiyouyitianshijian，dengmingtianzhihou，yiqiederenrufuzhongjianghuimanmantunqu，zheijinianlaishoujindequru，talinfengdingdangbuhuizaishou！
funvliangrengangjinmen，yigechuanzhepicao，gaowanzhejinsetoufadefurenzuozaishafashang，xianxideshoushangdaizheyimeishuodadezuanshijiezhi，yitiaoshuijingshoulianxizaishouwanshang，lansedemanaoerdingshanshanfaguang。
zheiweiguifurenchuanjindaiyin，shenshangfeichangshehua，yaoshibierenzaizheili，mianbulehuiyouxianmudemuguangtouqu，gengshaobulejijuayufengcheng。
“奶奶！”
linyuyanjiandaoguifuren，diyishijianjiushijugongwenhao，shengyinyaoduohaotingyouduohaoting。
raner，guifurendetaidujiubuyiyang。
“bizui，ninainaishisheiya，niyoubushiwonvershengde，jiaowonainainipeima？nizhibuguoshinibabazaiwaimianhebiedenvrenshengxialaidexiaoyezhong，nijiaowonainai，yaoshiwairenzaizheili，wojiumeilianjianrenle，quququ，zaiganzheimejiao，kanwobubanidezuijifengzhu！”
zhoujiadaqitui，kaozheshafa，manlianxianqidehandao。
linyuyankandaoneiyanedeyanshenheduoduobirendehuajihezhe，yuanbenhaizailinfengzuoshoubiandeta，danqiededuodaolelinfengshenhou。
“yanyanbuyaopa，nainaikenengshixinqingbuhao，zou，womenhuifangjianba~”
linfengnengganshoudaonverjiaoquzaihaipazhandou，kejirenlixiadetamenyounengshuoxieshenmeni。