shendashankanzheshenyuerong,shunjianshayanle。
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“你放屁!”
linmuqiuchazheyaopokoudama:“nizheigexiaojiantizi,mingmingbawodadezheimecan,xianzaihaiganheizhexinduinidiesahuang,jintianwofeirangnidiedasinibuke!”
kandaoshenyuerongerenxiangaozhuang,linmuqiujilieliedeyibajiubazhangqunliaodaoledatuigen。
tadatuishangderouyizhanyizhande,liangdaoxinghongdeshanghenzaidatuishangderougedaxiaxiandedaomeineimeciyanle。
linmuqiuhenbudexianzaishangqiandazheiyatouhaojiejiehen,naiheshendashanzaiyipangzhanzhe,tazhihaoshoulianxie。
shendashankanzheqizituishangliangdaozhangzhangdeyushang,yinchenzhelianlishenghedao:“yueer,nidaleniniang,xianzaihaipianwo,nizenmehuibianchengzheiyang?”
shuowanzheihua,shendashandianledianshoulidezhutiao。
linmuqiutingdaoshendashanyaoweizijichuqi,deyidepiezuixiaoleyishengzhunbeizaiyipangkanhaoxi。
“diedie,womeiyoupianni,womeiyoudaniang,shiniangyizhizaidadidi。”shenyuerongdaizhekuqiang,weiqudebianshuobianbadididexiuziluleqilai。
shendashanzoushangqiankanzhenianerzheixiruchaihuodegebo,bumanlexixideshanghen,xinshangtianjiushangkanzhefeichangchumujingxin,lianyikuaiwanhaodepifudoukanbudao。
zheixieshangyikanjiubushiyidunliangdundadeshi,erqieshanghenjishen,zheixiashoushizhengouhena!
suiranjiaqiong,kezheibijingshizijidezhangzi,shendashanyouxiexinteng,buyuedekanzhelinmuqiu:“zheidaodishizenmehuishi?nianerzenmeshangchengzheiyang?”
limuqiukandarenzheishimanbuzhulebianjiedao:“dangjiade,haizijianjianzhangdale,yuefadiaopibutinghua,wozhishixianghehuhehuta,buxiaoxinxiashouzhongleeryi,woyoubushiguyide!”
shenyuerongtingdaolinmuqiurucibuyaoliandeshuoci,limayangtoubuchongdao:“diedie,bujinruci,meicininyizouniangjiurangwomenganzhonghuo,nvermeitiantiaoshuipichai,haiyaoshaohuozuofan。”
shuodaozheishenyueronghaibadabadadiaolejidiyanlei:“kejibiannverbazheixiehuodouganwanle,nianghaidongbudongdawomen,jingchangliankoubaofandoubujiwomenchi!”
shendashantinglezheixiegengshengqile,zijirichuerzuoriluoergui,yiniandaotouyitianmeixiezhejiuweileduozhuandianqianhaorangjiarenguodehaoyixie,jieguoernvzaijiaqueganzhonghuohaichibubaochuanbunuan。
shendashandengzhedayanmeihaoqideduilinmuqiuhandao:“linmuqiu,nijiwoshuoqingchu,zheijinianwoduinibucuoba,nijiuzheiyangduiwodeyishuangernv?nihaiyoumeiyouliangxin?”
kanpingshinvedaiernvdeshiqingyijingmanbuzhule,linmuqiuzhihaoyongmashengyanshitadexinxu。
tadabuzoudaoshenyueronggenqianchazheyaoyongshouzhizhetamadao:“nizheigebuyaoliandelangutou,tiantianhaochilanzuohaidaizhedididiaopidaodan,wodanishiyeshiweilejiaohaoni。”
zhuantouyoutaohaodeduizheshendashanshuodao:“yueerdoushisisuile,gandianjiawuzenmele?zaishuolezheicunliyoujihurenjianengtiantianchibaofan,zheibudoushiqiongnaodeme?woyebushiguyibujihaizifanchi。”
zaizheigepinqiongdecunzili,xiaohaizimenaidaaiedaoyequeshibusuanshenmexinxianshi。
shendashantinglelinmuqiudejieshi,suirannuqinanxiao,danyemeiyouzaijixubiwenlinmuqiu。
nazhilinmuqiukanzheshendashandeshenseshaoshaohuanhelexie,jiutianyoujiacudeshuodao:“dangjiade,nijintianshimeikandaoyueerdawoneigehenjing,tajueduishiguyide!tadawozheigezhangbeineikeshidadadebujing,zheiyaochuanchuqu,yihounagezhengjingrenjiahaiganshangmentiqin?”
shenyuerongfanbo:“diedie,nveryuanwanga,nvercongxiaodaodajiumeigenrendashengshuohua,gengbieshuodarenle,wozhendemeiyoudaniang!”
taluqilezijidekutui:“diedienikan,woshoudekuaichengzhipianrenle,wonalaideliqidaniang!ninyaohaibuxin,keyiwenwendidi。”
shendashanjuedenvershuodebijiaoyoudaoli,danshinverheqizigezhiyicitayebuhaocaocaopanduan。
takanxianghaizaiyipangchoudadeshennianhua:“nianer,nigaosudiedie,jiejiedaodiyoumeiyoudaniang?”
shennianhuayilianjingkongdedingzhelinmuqiu,buganyanyu。
shenyuerongkengqiangyoulideshuodao:“nianernibuyaopa,diediehaizaizheili,nizhiguanshihuashishuo,meiyourenzaigandani!”shuodaozuihouyijushenyueronghaihenhendedengleyiyanlinmuqiu。
zaidedaofuqinkendingdeyanshenhou,shennianhualiangyanhanlei,weiqubabadeshuo:“diedie,jiejiemeiyoudaniang,jiejiebingdedouxiabulaichuang,zenmekenengqudaniang。”
shendashanzheiyihuiergongfujiushoulehaojigeciji,xiongxiongnuhuozaixinliranshaozhe。
tabingbushimeiyouzaicunlitingguolinmuqiunvedaizijiyishuangernvdefengyanfengyu,zhishitazaochuwangui,jingchanghuidaojiayishuangernvyijingshuijuele,erzijideyishuangernvconglaimeigentashuoguoshenme,tayizhijuedejiazhaianningzhidangbierentiaobole,yejiumeiyoutaizaiyi。
rujinkanzheyishuangernvshoukushounan,zhidaolesuoyoudeshiqing,tazaiyerenbulele。
shendashandengzhedayan,kanxiangduozaiyipangdelinmuqiu:“yigeliusuidexiaohaihuisazheiyangdehuanghuama?woqunijinmenshiweilezhaoguhaizide,nijuranzheiyangduidaitamen?niyebupatiandaleipi!”