第6章 气死你

linmuqiutingdaoshenyuerongyouqugaozhuangjilieliedeganlaixiangzuzhi。

tagangxiangmashenyuerong,zheishishendashantingdaodongjingchulaile。

“yidazaoniyouxiashuoshenme?jingershiyueerdeqindidi,shenmenongsibunongside。”

shendashanzhengdengzhechilezaofanhaoquganhuo,meixiangdaozaofanchichimeiyouzuohao,shifenbunaifan。

“rangyueerkanyihuierjinger,niganjinzuofanqu!wohaidengzhechiwanleshangditouganhuo。”

shendashanpiexiazheijuhuayouquzhenglitaganhuodegongjule。

shanggeyuecaishouleliangshi,xianzaizhengshioufeidehaoshihou,kebunengtoulan。

tamalidebayuanzilipingricunxialaideganzhushihejishihezheyixielanshuyezhuangzaikuangzili。

linmuqiuzuowangangailejiaoxun,zhidaozijiananrenlaoshiguilaoshi,zhendongleqiyebushihaorede。

tazhihaoxinbuganqingbuyuandezouxiangchufang,yibianzuofan,yibianzuilidudunangnangdezumazheshenyuerong。

yuanzidezuizuobianyijianxiaowushichufang,chufangwaiyigongqilesankouzizaotai。

zuobianyikouzaotailixushuigangzuijinshizhuanmenshaoshuizuofande,zhongjianzhuyaoshizuocaiyongde。

youbiandezaotailizuobianliangkoushaoyuan,shiyonglaizhuzhushide。

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tazhihaobashenjingjiaojileshenyuerong。

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yanjingdaoshigouda,danjiemaobugouzhang,biziyebugoutingkuo。

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“jiejie,womenzhendeyaohaohaozhaoguzheigexiaodidima?”

beichaoxingdeshennianhuazuozaichuangshangrouzheyanjingyilianmangrandewendao。

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“nianer,houniangduiwomenbuhao,dangenjingerwuguan,jingershizhongshidiediedehaizi。”

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taneizouqilulaiyizhanyizhandedatuimaijinjiediliangdewuzi,gangyaokaikoujiubeishenyuerongdehuadaduanle。

“nilaidezhenghao,wojintianyaogendidiquzhenshang。”shenyuerongbukeqideshuodao。

“buxuqu,jializheimeduohuoniqulesheiganhuo!”

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yinyangguaiqidechazheshoushuodao:“nizheigehuaixinyandeyatou,nanbuchengzuotiangangdeleyidiaoqian,jintianjiuxiangdaizhedidiquhuluanhuadiao?niyebupanidiehuilaidasini!”

“shenmeqian?wojiushiyaodaizhedidiquzhuanzhuan,meidaiqian。”

shenyuerongyilianzhengjing:“neishidiediejiwodebangshenqian,quandaizhewopadiaole,re,didixiangchishaobing,wojiudailelianggetongbanmaishaobing。”

shenyuerongtankailexizhangdeshouzhang,shoushangzhiyoulianggetongban。

linmuqiuxinligaoxingjile,zhidailelianggetongban,neishengxiadeqianbudouhaizaiwuzilima?

tajiazhuangdafangdedehuiyihuishou:“quba,quba。”

shenyuerongshunlidaizhedidichulemen,jiaobuqingkuaidejiuwangxianchengzou。

zheixiangjiandexiaolubianzhangmanlebuzhimingdeyehuayecao,nitudeqixizhonghunzazhehuacaoxiang,gewaidehaowen。

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zhei,jiushiziyoudeweidao!

shennianhualalelajiejiedequnbai,yilianyihuodewenjiejie:“jiejie,jiejie,jintianzhendezhinengchishaobingma?”

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taxiankaiyijiaoluchuzangzaidixiadehebaopailepai。

“fangxinba,jiejiequandaishangle,yigetongziyebujitaliu!”

shennianhuatingdaozheigexiaoximeikaiyanxiaodelazheshenyuerongbiantiaobianzhuanqilequanquan。

“taihaola,taihaola,jintiankeyichihaochidela!”

shenyuerongkanzhedidigaoxingdeyangzi,xinliyeshifendegaoxing。

limuqiukanzhejiediliangchulemen,yixiayemeidange,guanleyuanzimenlimajiuqujiediliangdefangjian。

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tadingzheyizhanghanzizidedalianjiuniuzhefeipangdepiguyiqueyiquedequlewangxiucaijiaqiaomen。

“wangxiucai,wangxiucai,kuaijiwokaikaimen。”linmuqiuchezhesangzibiandashengqiaomenbianhan。

“sheia,zheimeyidazaode。”menlidewangliushitingdaozheihuojihuoliaohanshengmeihaoqideshuodao。

“shen,shiwoa,jingertaniang!”linmuqiuganjinjieshi。

wangliushizhidaoshilinjulinmuqiulaiqiaomen,yiweiyoushenmejishi,ganjinshangqianqukaimen。

zhidaolinmuqiudelaiyihoutadaizhelinmuqiuzoudaowangxiucaigenqian。

“wangxiucai,nibangwokankanzheishangmiandouxielexiesha?”linmuqiuconghuailitaochuleneizhangzitiaodidaowangxiugenqian。

wangxiucaichuanzhezhangyidagua,suiranjiulexiequetebiedeganjingzhengjie。

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aiyulinjudeqingmiantazhihaonaguozitiao,kanleshangmiandezihouwangxiucaiyilianganga。

“e,zheizitiaoshiherensuoxie?”

linmuqiuhuilehuishou:“haibujiushiwojianeijianyatouxiede,woyekanbudongxielesha,nijiwoniannian。”

wangxiucaishizaibuxianglibierenjiadejiashi,genghekuangshitaitoubujianditoujiandelinju。

“zhei,zheixiedeshi......”

linmuqiukandaowangxiucaichichibunian,xinliyouxiebugaoxingle:“xielesha,nidaoshiniana?”

buzhiqingdewangliushiyezaiyipangqilehong:“nijiujirenjianiannianba,xingxuyoushenmejishini?”

wangxiucaizhihaowunaideyaoleyaotounianlechulai:“zheizitiaoshangxiedeshi“wojiuzhidaoniyaolaitoudiejiwomendeqian,jiubuji,qisini!”

linmuqiutingwanxiudelengzaiyuandi,xiongqianjulieqifuzhe,jiujiuhuibuguoshenlai。

“jingertaniang,niyaotousheideqian?”wangliushicoushanggenqianyihuodewendao。

linmuqiuzhiganjueqixuezhiwangnaozishangyong,takuaiyaochuanbushanglaiqile。