第1章
“siye，womenjiubudaraoninxiuxile。”
erbianchuanlaiguanmendeshengyin，anqiyuemamudedingzhechuangban，naozihundunbukan。
banxiaoshiqian，tahaizaisanshishijideyichanghunzhanzhongcishaxiashen，shanghenleileihoudiexiatiantan。
banxiaoshihou，tazaizhengyan，bianshizhouweimoshengdeqiliuyuhuanjing。
zuoweitangtangshangshen，jiusuancisharenwushibai，yebuzhiyuyaojiangtaliuluozaizheizhongdifang！
hunshentanruandongdanbulebushuo，juranhaibeisaizailechuangdixia！
真是好大的狗胆！
suizheyishidehuilong，tatongshijieshouluanqibazaodejiyi。
yuanlaitadiexiashentanshi，zaibaiwanfenzhiyidegailvzhongpengshangleheidong，chuandaoletongmingtongxingdenvrenshenshang。
ertineiruhuokaobandejianao，yezaitixingzheta，tayinggaibeixiayaole！
“nihaiyaozangdaoshenmeshihou？”fangjianneidenanrenhuanhuankaikou，dichendeshengyinzhongtouchubuyue。
anqiyuejingyazhiyu，haishimanmandecongchuangdipaqi。
“nishizenmefaxianbenzuode？”anqiyuehuangusizhou，suihouzhaolegemianduinanrendeyizizuolexialai。
simuxiangduideyishunjian，anqiyuedaoxiyikouliangqi。
nanrenrumodemouzizhongfanzhexingguang，erwanrutianshenbandemiankongjunlangwubi，weiweichangkaidelingkouluchugutongsedejifu，zainuanguangdezhaoshexiagengjiashenmi。
jiusuanzaitiantan，zheinanrendeziseyejueduisuanjipinle！
“shisheipainilaide？”nanrenbunuyebunao，zhishizhigougoudedingzheta。
tajingjingdezuozhe，huxiyemeiyourenhewenluan。
keanqiyueganshouzhetineiyaoxingdefazuo，zaoyimeixinsihuidatadewenti。
kanzhemianqianjingzhuangdenanren，taweiyiyigexiangfajiushirangtazuojieyao，buranrucixiaqu，tatineiweichideqixihenkuaijiuyaoyaoxingdapo。
kuangqie，beitashuile，zheinanrenyebukui！
“benzuozhiwenni，yuanbuyuanyizuobenzuodenanchong？”
zaizheiyifenzhongdeguanchazhong，tafaxiannanrenbingbushihaoredezhu，kepianpiantajiuxihuanzheizhongyoutiaozhanxingde。
huayingangluo，duimiandenanrenmanlianheixian，“wozaiwennizuihouyibian，shisheipainishanglechuan，youshisheipainilaiwodefangjian？”
songshangmendenvrentajianduole，kezheiyangmingmuzhangdanwentayaobuyaozuonanchongde，zheihaishidiyige。
anqiyueshenshangzhichuanleyitiaoxiushenzhangqun，ruzaobandezhangfalanyangyangdepizaijianshang，jifugengshiyinweiyaoxiaoweiweibianchengfenhongse。
“meiyouren。”tayijinglandehuidananrendewenti，zhizhidezouxiangmianqiandenanren，jiangxiaoshouqingqingfangzainanrendejianshang。
liangrendeqixijiuchanzaiyiqi，anqiyuetiaoletiaomei，tiaoxindexiaolexiao，“benzherendaozhuyijingshen，benzuozaiwennizuihouyibian，niyuanbuyuanyi？”
hualuo，tayangqimingmeidexiao，zaihunandedengguangxiameiruguimei。
“nibuyuanyiyedeyuanyi，bushuohuajiudangnimorenle。”
tajixuxiaozhekaikou，zainanrendezhushixiatunquzijideyifu。
anqiyuehaowuxiuchixindezhanzaitamianqian，huoxianggecaihuadadao。
kezheiweizaichuangshangwenwendazuodenanren，juranmianwubiaoqingdekanzheta，shenzhihaiyouyisisidexianqi？
tiandaohaolunhui，cangtianraoguoshei？
taanqiyueyouchaoyirijuranbeinanrenzheiyangxianqi？
tacongbuhuaiyizijidemeili，fanerzhijiejiangxiaoshoushenxiangnanren。
toudingqueyouchuanlaitasensendeshengyin，“ruguowoshini，zaozhidaowoshisiyixing，huishishiwudebashounakai。”
yankanzhexiaonvrenmeiyoudongzuodeshou，tayuqibiandeyuyueqilai，“zheiyangqima，nihainengbashouliuxia。”
anqiyuezhuisuleyibojiyi，siyixing？
poanle，queshiyouzheimegeren，shijingchengchengzhusijiadejichengren，yinyuenengkandaoyuanzhulingsuidejiyi，danshitamenzhiqianhaowujiaoji。
那她还犹豫个屁啊！
“nidaobubizheiyangweixiewo，nenggenbenzuoshuiyeshibianyinigexiaobailianle。”
小白脸？
这女人......
siyixingdeliangengheile，zhoushendeqixizhujianlengyingqilai，shuangmuhanzheshaqi。
“wobuxiangyuniyigenvrendongshou。”
yankanzhenanrenyouyuyuebiandeshengqi，tadexinqinggenghaole，haobubihuidegentaduishi，“neiwodaoyaokankan，niyaozenmedongshou。”
xiayimiao，anqiyueyoushoudeliangzhiyihe，kuaisudianxiangnanrendebojing。
kesiyixingfanyingjikuai，wenwenzhuozhunvrendeshou，xiaoderutonganyezhongdeguimei。
sihuzaojiuliaodaonanrenshoushangdedongzuo，anqiyuegoulegouchun，zainanrendiaoxiaodemuguangzhong，wenwendejiangzuoshoushouzhisongxiangtadebozi。
“xiangbudaoba，wogengshanzhangyongzuoshou，youshouzhishidalegeyanhu。”anqiyuexiaoxixidekaikoujieshi，zaidengguangxiameijile。
taaomandemoyangluozainanrenyanligengjiaciyan，tacongmeijianguozheiyangbadaoyouhouyanwuchidenvren，weileshuitajuranyongzheizhongjiliang！
“nidaodishishei？”nanrendeshuangmouyisuo，yuqibinglengderutongdiyuzoulaidexiuluo。
“yaowoshuo，nizhangleyizhangzheimehaokandelian，lengmoqilaihaizhenxianggesishi。”tayikouqinshangnanrenjunlangdelian，diaoxiaobandekaikou。
siyixingxueqishangyong，taderennaiyijingdaodalejixian！
jieshuzhihou，anqiyueyoujiangzijidezhangquntaoshang，shangxiafandongleyixia，jiangzijibozishangdezuanshixianglianbalaxialai，rengdaonanrenshenshang，“ji，yebusuanbaipiaonile。”
shineidewenduyirandadaobingdian，keanqiyuesihuhaobuzaiyi。
shuowan，takandaochuangbianyougexiaobao，yinggaishitadesuishenwupin，naqijiuyaozou。
guanshangmenzhiqian，taxiaoxixidekanzhechuangshangrubingshanyibandenanren，“benzuozheigezise，bianyinile。”
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便宜你了？
司译行，一败涂地。
“wodinghuirangnizhidao，tiaoxinwodedaijia。”siyixingyaozheyakaikou，binglengdeshengyinzaianjingdehuanjingzhongqingxiwubi。
anjinansonglesongjian，wugudebiaoqingyuganggangdegaoaoxingchengfancha。
suihou，taxiaoshizaiwaimiandeyesezhong。
chuquhou，anqiyuefanzhaolezijidexiaobao，limianyoushoujiqianbaohaiyouyizhangfangka，yinggaijiushitadefangjianle。
suirantalaizisanshishiji，ketamenneibiandeshijianxitong，zhufangyileidedongxi，sihuyudangxiameiyoutaidaqubie。
tazhaozhefangkashangdeshuzizhaodaoletongyicengzuijiaoluodefangjian，shuakajinquzhihou，tazizixixidelvleyibiansixu。
xianzaizheijushentibijiaoruo，buhaogenshangcengkongjianlianxi，danhaozaiyuanzhuhaishigecongmingde，liuxialebushaomajia！
zaizixiyixiang，tashinongqingchujintianweishenmehuichuxianzaixiaobailiandefangjianle。
tongtayiqishangchuancanjiasirenjuhuidejigehaoyou，jiezhedamaoxiandeyouxijiangtamiyun，dagaizhihoujiujiangtasongdaolesiyixingdechuangdixia。
shouduanhaishitainenle，huanchengta，kehaideshangyanyiboshangmenzhuojian。
xiangzhe，tabuyuedezhouqimeitou，kaolvzenmedoudouzheijigexiaojiahuo。
baolideshoujiyeshishidexiangleqilai，zhengshitadehaoyouzhiyi，xiaqingmeng。