zhoubinzhisuoyizaixuexiaomenkoudouzheimemingmuzhangdan，wanquanshiyinweizheijianxuexiaodexiaozhangshitashufu。
“binge，guxinglanchulaile。”jintianbeizoudeqizhongyigexiaogenbanzhizhebuyuanchudeguxinglandao。
“yi！tazoudefangxianghaoxiangshiwangwomenzheibianlai？”
“takendingshipale，suoyilaigenzanmenbingeqiurao。”
zhoubintingyan，lianseyijiubengjin，yunnuyecongweijianshao。
jintiantazaibanshangdiuguangmianzi，jintiantabufeileguxinglanyizhishou，tadounanxiexintouzhihen。
kesheizhi，guxinglanzouguolaidiuxiayijuhuajiuwangxiaoxiangziqule。
“xiaomenkourenduo，zheimeduorenweiguannimenbeidazheshibuhao，weilenimendemianzi，womenquxiaoxiangziba。”
qiyanxiaozhang，bukeyishi，zheibagezizaiguxinglanshenshangfahuidelinlijinzhi。
zhoubindishengmaleyisheng，“cao！”
tadaizheshijigerenguolai，yuanbenxiangzheguxinglanhuiguidiqiurao，kejieguojingrangentaxiangdejieranxiangfan。
henhao，tadaoyaokankanguxinglanshifouzhendeyouzheiyangdenengnai！
zheishijigewenshennandoushidaoshangderen，guozhedaokoushangtianxuederizi，youzenmehuijiaoxunbuleququyigeyatou？
shijigerenlimawangxiaoxiangzizouqu，yidaojinglideshenyingyelimagenguoqu。
guxinglanjiangshubaofangzaidishang，jiezhezuoqireshenyundong，zhiqianyizhiyinzangzijideshenfengenshili，shizaibiequdebuxing。
jintiannandeyourensongshangmenlai，tadangranbuhuifangguozheigeshuzhanjingudejihui。
zhoubinyixingrenlaidaoxiaoxiangzijiukandaozheiyangdeyimu，yinweireshenyundong，nvhailiandanfanhong，etouhaishenchuyisihanzhu，tataishoucalecaetou，jushoutouzuzhijiandousanfachunvxingmeili。
zhoubinkandechuleshen，piequjintiandeshi，qishiguxinglanqueshishigeyouwu，zaitashenshangzhaobudaoyisidexiaci，henwanmei。
“nimendasuansheixianshang？haishiquanbuyiqishang？”jiduxiaozhangdekouwenxiangqi，limarangzhoubinhuiguoshenlai。
tayaodeyachigegexiang，“jiranniyaosi，womeiliyoulanzheni。”
tahuilehuishou，minglingdao：“doujiwoshang，dasisuanwode。”
hualuo，shijigewenshennanyiyongershang，guxinglanyagenbujiangtamenfangzaiyanli。
buyuanchu，gudanxuenazheshoujizailuxiang，xinlishifenchangkuai，zhongyuyourenjiaoxunguxinglanle。
zhibuguo，jieguobingmeiyourutasuoyuan，neishijigewenshennanjiuhaoxiangyigexiaohuadecunzai，zhongkanbuzhongyong。
guxinglanshoujiaolisuo，yijiaoyigexiaopengyou，shouyebuxian，yizhanghuguoqu，wenshennandelianlimaduolejigezhiyin，zhenggerenyunhuhude，fenbuqingdongnanxibei。
guxinglanpieleyanbuyuanchudegudanxue，tahudixiaole，yanlidexiaoyishenbujiandi。
qishiconglikaijiaoshi，guxinglanjiuyizhizhidaogudanxuezaigenzheta，tabulihui，wanquanshixiangyaodengjihuijiaoxungudanxue。
neimexianzaijiushizuihaodejihui。
gudanxueduishangguxinglansherenxinhundeshuangyan，tadexinmengdiyichen，beifaxianle，tazhuanshenjiuxianglikai。
可还是晚了一步。
guxinglanjiuzhewenshennandeyilingjiangtajuqilai，qingeryijudexiangshijuzheyikuaipaomoyiyang。
tajiangwenshennanwanggudanxuefangxiangyidiu，haoqiaobuqiao，wenshennanzhenggerenzazaigudanxuedebeibu，tacanjiaoyisheng，zhenggerenpazaidishangyunleguoqu，erwenshennanhaiguazaitadebeibu。
zhoubinzuijiaochoulechou，liansexiangshidiaosepanyiyang，zheishiyouduodadelicainengjiangyibaiduojindenanrenjuqilai，xiangdiulajiyiyangdiuchujimiwai？
“binshao，nideqian，womenxiongdizhuanbule，xianchele！”beidadegualecaideshijigewenshennanhenhuishenshidushi。
tamenbushiguxinglandeduishou，liuxialaiyezhishiziquqiru。
buguanzhoubinjiaduoshaoqian，shijigewenshennandoubuyuanliuxia，tamenpaodebigouhaikuai。
guxinglanheiheiliangsheng，“xiaolaodi，nibufangjiangqianjiwo，zheiyangwofangniyimabujiuhaole。”
shangyishiwunaozhiguzhetanlianai，luodeyigefenshensuigu，zheiyishi，qutamadetanlianai。
tayaogaoshiye，nanrentongtonggunyibiandaizhe。
mounanbiaoshiweiqu，tabuzhatahenhao！
zhoubinyanjiaomengdiyichou，zheishiyouduobuyaoliancainengshuochuzheiyangdehua？
qifuta，haiwentayaoqian？zabushangtianni？
guxinglandengletayiyan，neiyanshenzaishuo，wojiushizhuai，zenmedi，ninengnaiwohe？
“woxuyaoyibaiwankanxinliyisheng，shaoleyigezi，nimendoubengxiangzouchuzheitiaoxiangzi。”
zhoubinqijile，tuokouerchu，“gaiqukanxinliyishengdeshiwo，wobeinidadedouyouxinliyinyingle。”
“nishixiangyaozaichangshiyixiawodequantou？”guxinglanxiaoyiyingyingdihuilehuiquantou，kanxiangruobujinfeng，shizepiaohan。
ruobushijintianchangguotadelihai，zhoubinhaizhenshibeitazheiruobujinfengdeyangzijipianle。
“bingebinge，xingmingzhongyao，zheisifengqilai，kenenglianzijidouda。”xiaogenbanweilezijidegouming，dangranpinlemingquanfuzhoubinjiqian。
zhoubinjialiyoudeshiqian，buqueneiyidian。
“lairifangzhang，womenyihouyoudeshijihuijiaoxunguxinglan。”
zhoubinyelindeqingqingzhong，taziranyezhidaojintianruguobujiqianguxinglan，tashizhendewufazouchuzheitiaoxiangzi。
napayiwangebuqingyuan，zhoubinyezhinengxuanzejiguxinglanzhuanzhangyibaiwan。
“xiexienidepeichangjin，yihouxiangdajiajinguanzhaowo。”guxinglanzhalezhayan，lingdongyoujiaoxia。
zhoubin：“.....”
guxinglannaqishubaobeishang，zhuanshenjiulikai，gangzouchuliangbu，tayouhuiguotoulai。
zhoubinhedehunshenyizhen，yiweitahaixiangyaoqian，bianlimadao：“meiqianle！xianzaiqigaidoubiwoyouqian。”
guxinglanyouxiekuxiaobude，manbujingxindidiuxiayijuhua，“jinwankanhaonifuqin，bierangtaqudguochucha，fouzenimingtianjiuhuipimadaixiao！”
ruguotameijicuo，zhoubindefuqinjinwanjianghuizuofeijiqudguochucha。
danhangbanquezhuihuile，wuyishenghai。
shangyishizheijianshinaodefeifeiyangyang，erzhoujiayeyinweizhoufudelikaixianrulekunjing。
napayouhuojiadefuchi，zhoujiazuizhonghaishixiaoshizaisuoyourendeshiye。
zheiyibaiwanjiudangzuoshigaozhifeiba，dangran，xinbuxinjiukanzhoubinle。
jingguogudanxueshenbiandeshihou，guxinglanhaobuliuqingdichuailetayijiao。
“guxinglannizheigedufu，jingranzuzhouwofuqin！”zhoubinmuzijinlie，zaitaxinmuzhong，fuqinjiushiyigeshendecunzai，qinengrangrenzuzhou。
“bingebinge，nibushitaduishou，shangquyeshiaizou。”
ruobushiyipangdexiaogenbansihuolazhezhoubin，zhoubinzheitouniujiuyaochongshangqule，jieguowuyishibeiguxinglanxuenve。
zouchuxiaoxiangzi，guxinglandaizaijichengchezhandengche，qishigujiameitiandouyouanpaisijisongtashangxue，zhibuguojintiantateyibuyongsijisong。
buranjintianzheichuxizenmewan？
yebuzhidaoshibushitaiguoshenjingle，guxinglanzongjuedebeihouyourendingzheta。
keshitazhuanguotoukanqu，quezhikandaoyiliangheisedekulinantingzaiyipang，yinweibolichuangshinamidanxiangboli，suoyitakanbujianlimianzuozheshenmeren。
yebuzhidaochuyushenmeyuanyin，guxinglanjingrantaijiaowangneitaikulinanzouqu。
tazhengdayanjingxiangyaokankanlimianzuozheshenmeren，kelengshimeikanchushalai，suoxingjiujiangchechuangdangzuojingzi，nachuyizhikouhongtuleqilai，tuwanhoutahaizuoleyigeguilian。
sijiwangshujingdedengdayanjing，zheishisheijiadeshahaizi，jingrannafuyedechechuangdangjingzi？
还敢做鬼脸…
tazhengxiangyaoxiachechuanghechi，danganshoudaoshenhouyouyidaolengguangshelai，tadangjitingxiadongzuo。