guanlaotaitaichengzaichuangshang，zhuazhemianbeiyibian，shoushangyongli，tougoujinlai，congmachunmeibeihouhezhangfengchengdao：“jiushinixiaozishuilewosunnver，xianzaihaiganhewodaxiaosheng，nixialai，nixialai，nixialaijilaotaitaikankan，nishibushidanbibieda，shuohuazazheimedaipaini！”
zhangfengchengbuguocaiershiyisui，mianduizheiyangjishoudezhuangkuang，jibianpingrililianpizaihou，cikeyeyouxiezhaojiabuzhu，yizhanglianzhangdetonghong。
dantashuangshouzhuajinmianbei，zuoshoubianshima，youshoubianshiguanbaozhen，doushitayaobaohudeduixiang，dantashangshenjibenshangyijingwanchengleziranzhezhuangyaoming，danmianbeilidexiashenjiuchuanzhegedabudingdepokuchazi，zuixiamianhaiyougedong。
gangcaitaijidongle，yiyonglichepode，xianzainengkandaojidanguanbing！
被人看到要笑死的。
要笑一辈子的！
zhangfengchengpingshiyeshiyouyongyoumoude，danxianzaizhenggerendoubuzhidaozenmebancaihao，zhinengsisinazhemianbei。
guanbaozhengengshihedehunshenfadou，henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu，tasesuozaijiaoluoli，shentiweiweizhandou，yanjinglimanshijingkongyuwuzhu，toufayeyouxielingluan，jilvfasidalazaicangbaidelianjiashang。
guanlaotaitaiqiangdehuchidaichuande，machunmeijiuzhanzaiyibianchuishoulengzheliankanzhe，shijinhuazaiguanlaotaitaishenhoubaoshouxiaoliankan。
不怕。
tadaertianshengliqijiuda。
guanlaotaitaishizhenqiangbuguo。
dagaiguoleqibafenzhong，yinweimachunmeitailengdanyoutaiduding，**deguanlaotaitaiyouqiangleqibafenzhong，zhenbuxingle，jiuxiangyi**zuozaichuangshang，machunmeihetabingjianbangzuozhe，dengtahuanqier。
zheishihousangenvrenbachuangdouyandeyanyanshishide，zhangfengchengxiannazijidechangfubaguanbaozhenyanyanshishidezhaoqilai，kouhaokouzi，ranhouzaibeizilimozhechuanyifu。
guanlaotaitaihuanguoqi，youzhanqilaikaishiyaochao。
machunmeiqiangzizhending，shensepinghedizhaohudao：“zheihuayishibanhuieryeshuobuqingchu，xianrangxiaoliangkoubayifuchuanhao！youshenmeshiwomenchuquzaishuo。”
guanlaotaitaihunzhuodeshuangyandengdegunyuan，manshiedudeguangmang：“chuquganma！buyaoliandeyatoupianzi，meijiehunjiugoudananrenshangchuang，tagenbenjiubuyaolian，jiuderangtaguangzhe，wohaiyaobataguangzheshenzilaquyoujieni！guanbaozhen，nidanfanyaodianlian，xianzaijiujiwoqusi！”
guanbaozhentingdaonainaizheibanruma，toumaidegengdile，shentiquansuochengyituan，xiangyizhishoujingdexiaotuzi。
tahunshenzhandoubuzhi，zaihandonglayuelixiandegewaidanbo，guozaishenshangdebobeiyezhebuzhutamanxindejingkongyuxiuchi。
handonglayue，wuzilidechuanghuhemendoudachangzhe，linliedehanfenghuhudiguanjinlai。
wushurengenshadingyusidejichengyituan，naodaiyigeaizheyige，xiangmimimamademayi。
zheixiekanrenaoderen，youdeshenzhanglebozi，yanjinglishanshuozhehaoqideguang；youdejiaotoujieer，lianshangdaizhesiyouruowudexiaoyi；haiyoudegancuidianqijiaojian，shengpacuoguorenheyigejingcaideshunjian。
zheibanchangjing，qiasiyibawuqingdeliren，jiangchuangshanglianggenianqingrendezunyanhenhennianruchentuzhizhong。
kanzhelianggehaizixiukuinandangdemoyang，machunmeixintengdeyourudaojiao，yijiulengjingditiyi：“xingle，zheiwuzixiaxiao，zuodouzuobuxia，zanmenxianchuqutanshi！”
“biezou，doubiezou，jiuzaizheierkanzhe，laoniangbazheixiaobiaozicongbeiwolituochulaijidajiakaikaiyan！”guanlaotaitaichezhesangzidahan，yibianjiaorangyibiantiaojiao，shuangshouzaikongzhonghuluanhuiwuzhe。
dancishizhangfengchengyijingchuanhaoleyifu，jiangmianbeibaguanbaozhenbaoguoqilai，zijizuozaimianbeiwaimiandeyijiaoshang，guanlaotaitaizaixiangchedouchebudongle。
machunmeiliansetieqing，zheihuashizuonainaideshuozijiqinsunnvdehuama。
“nidaodixiangzenmeyang？”
machunmeidaoxianzaiweizhi，yemeishuojijuhua。
dantayueshiguanjiandeshihoushuohua，jiushiyijusuanyiju，doushiyouyiside。
“woyaozenmeyang，woyaonijiwoketourencuo，woyaobazheigexiaobiaozihenijianeierliuzierziyiqisongquzuolao！”
zhouweidekankemenbenjiumeiyoulichang，yixinzhixiangzhekanrenao。
“madasao，nihaodaijirenjiaguanlaotaitailianggeqiana，ganjinranghaizimenbayifuchuanshang。”qianyuandefurenquandao。
“hehe……guanlaotaitaiyaodekebushilianggeqian，tayaodeshijinshan。”duimendelilaotaitaizuijiaoweiweishangyang，yanshenlitouzheyisixingzailehuo。
“laa，ganjinlachulaia，bieguangshuobulian，nidaoshilajiyemenkankana……”menfangdaozuodelaonanrenxiaodeqianyanghouhe，luchuyikoucanchabuqidehuangya。
machunmeiqideyanjingdouhongle，dengxiangneigesinanren，nijilaoniangdengzheba！