zhongkaoqianwutian，wosuoguguzhe，zuobeituojiu。
wobuzhidaoneixiedianyinglishanyideyingxiongmenzaibeishanghaizhihoushizenmezuodaozairenmenmianqianjiandingdishuo：wobuhouhui，ruguozaihuidaodangchu，wohaihuizuochuyiyangdexuanze。
congneitianqi，wozhishaohouhuileyiwanci！
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wodanzixiao，buyonggan，gengbushiweidaderen。zaiwoxindili，neitianzhisuoyihuichongshangqu，bingbushixianggaofengliangjiedidengliuwenwenlaigenwoshuojuxiexie，wozhiqidaiqinchuannengxiangyiwangyiyang，lanzhuwoshuoyiju：qiaoqiao，zhengougemener！
kewoshenmedoumeidenglai，zhongkaoqianyitian，laideshiwodexiaochuange，tacongyaoyuandetongzhoudaolesantangchelaikanwo，jiwomailebingqilin，haigaosuwotayoukaolediyi，erwoyeyidinghuikaodiyi，huihetakaodaotongyisuozhongxue。
zheirangwogenghouhuile，wojuranweileqinchuannongshangleziji，zuogebozhinengxianggechahuyiyangjiazhe，kongpakaoshideshihoulianshijuandouanbuzhu，zheiyangdewoyaoshigufulehexiaochuangedeyueding，wokendinghuibaohanzhongsheng。
kaoshitouyiwan，wojinjinzuanzhuxiaochuangexiejiwo“jiayou”deneigehushenfu，querengranmeishuihaojue。diertianwohunchenchendichulemen，yinweibunengqiche，suoyiwozhinengchazheyaojiazhegebozouqukaochang，zoudaohutongxiaokoudeshihou，woguazaishubaoshangdehushenfubeihuatanlideyuejiguazhule，yaoshipingshizhuanshenzhaixialaijiuhaole，kewoxianzaiqueshiyizhishoudongbuledecanfei，zhuanshenfeijing，zhaishubaofeijing，gouhushenfufeijing，jiuzaiwoqidejihujiangneiyicongyuejizhuaichulaishi，hushenfucongwoshenhoubeiqingqiaodijiejiulexialai。
woyishengxiexiehaimeishuochukou，jiukandaoleqinchuan。
“jiayou。”tanazhewodehushenfukan，buzhishinianshangmiandezi，haishizhenyouliangxinlaigenwoshuojujiayou。
wobulita，qiangguohushenfuchuaidaodoulijixuwangqianzou。
qinchuanzhuishanglai，“wei！nihaiyaozenyanga！zhenbushuohuale？
“woteyizaoqiguolaigennishuojiayoude！chabuduodelea！
“nichazheyaoganmaa？nankansile，xiangchahuside，youshoujuqilaibigechahuzuibei！
“aiyo，dounini，haolea，haolea。
“xieqiao，nimeiwanle！denghuier！”
qinchuanyibajiuzhuwodezuogebo，wosixinliefeidi“ao”yishengjiaoqilai。
“ni……nizenmele？”qinchuanzheicaifajuewodebuduijing，zhuizhuidiwen。
wohenhendengzheta，“zenmele？！suoguguzhe！nimenjialiuwenwenmeishinijiufangxinle，haigudeshangguanwosihuo？xianzaipaoguolaishuojiayou，jiayougepi！womeibeinihaisijiubaifole！”
“shenmeliuwenwena？nizenmenongguzhede？nishuoqingchule，wozenmeyijutingbudonga！”qinchuansisilanzhuwo。
“tameigaosuni？”wobukesiyidikanzheqinchuan。
“gaosuwoshenme？”qinchuanyiliannamendikanzhewo。
woyangtianzhangtanbailebaishou，“suanlesuanle，zheibeiziwodoubuxiangheliuwenwencheshangguanxile，niquwentaba。edui，tayekenenghuigennishuoshihaoxinweiwo。ng，keyi，qingniyehaoxinweiworangrangdaoba！wokeyaohaohaokaoshini！”
wotuikailanzheludeqinchuan，chazheyaoxiongjiujiuqiangangdizouyuanle。
woxinlishaoshaohaoshoulexie，yinweiwodiguleliuwenwendehuai，yediguleqinchuandechun。
xiawukaowanshideshihou，wozaixiaomenkouyiqundenghaizidejiazhangzhongjiankandaoleqinchuan，tayingzhewozouguolai，qiangguowodeshubaobeizailezijijianshang。
“ni……nimeiqukaoshi？”wozhizhetajingyadishuo。
“kaole，tiqianjiaojuanle，fanzhengyebuhui。”qinchuanyifuwoshixuezhawusuoweidebiaoqing。
wowangsizhoukanlekan，“jiuniyigeren？”
“嗯。”
“大龙呢？”
“也刚考完吧。”
“liuwenwenni？”woxiezheyankanta。
“buzhidao。”tazhoulezhoumeida。
kantadebiaoqing，woxiangtayidingzhidaoledianshenme，woshitanzhewen：“wei，neinibu……”
“**。”tadaduanlewo。
“你……”
“蠢货。”
“我……”
“缺心眼！”
“喂！”
“弱智。”
“你才……”
“nibuhuihanrena！buhuiyiqipaoa！buhuigaosuwoa！”qinchuanjihouhoudihan。
“dangshinaxiangdeleneimeduo……”wodixialetou，xiangxiangzheikuiqueshichideyoudianyuan。
“二百五！”
“秦始皇！”
zheishiwodiyicimaqinchuan“qinshihuang”ertameiyouhaikou。tazhishibawoladaoletayoubian，bangwodangzhuzuobianderenliuheche。wowaizhetoumiqiyankanta，yimibajidedageziyilianbunaifandilinzhewodefenhongshubaodeyangzishizaihenkexiao，kewoyoujuedewenxin，wenxindequzoulehaoduodeweiqu，wenxinderangwojuedesuoguguzhedezheigechahuzishiyehaibucuo。