第5章 软柿子随便捏

jianyanzuizhonghaishiqulevipbaoxiang。

yituikaimenjiukanjianshafashangzuoleyiquangongzige,dishangyipianlangjie,sadedaochushijiu,yinlesheng,nvzikushenghunzuoyituan,gengshicaoza。

“nihao,woshiqingjiebude,guolaidasao。”jianyanyadishengyinduibaofanggongzhubaodao。

“dongzuomalixiaoxin,dasaoganjinglimazou,buzhunchuchacuo。”baofanggongzhuyanlimingling。

“shi。”jianyanditousaosuijiuping。

cishi,shiyoulisiyuzhengguizaidishang,kudejiqishangxin。

“yeshao,neishirenjiaxinaidebaobao,zheifuwuyuanyidingshijiduwo,guyinongzangbaobao,xianzairenjiadoumeibaobaopeizheishenyifule。”

nongzhuangdabandenvzibuduandewangyeshaoshentitie,youyiwuyidezhanxianzijideshencai。

yeshaoshichulemingdeaimeinv,helejiu,zhengshangtou,beitamidebuxing。

tayibalouguonvren,chongnidao:“fangxin,jinwanbenshaoyejinizuozhu,shoushilezheigebuzhitiangaodihoudefuwuyuan,dainimaixinde。”

nanrenqinleyixialouzhedenvren,zhuantoukanzheguizhedelisiyu。

“ganggangnishuoshenmelaizhe?fangguoni?”nanrenxieyanbuxiedao。

“yeshao,qiuqiuni,wozhendebushiguyide。”lisiyukuzhedao。

yeshaohuailidenvzibuyiburao:“nibajiudaosazaiwobaobaoli,huilewodebao,yijubushiguyidejiudafale?nizhibuzhidaowozheikuanxiangnaierdebaobaoduoshaoqian,jintiannibixupeijiwo!”

“yeshao……”lisiyutaitouzhikansuoweideyeshao,tazhidao,zheigejiaoyeshaode,caishinengjuedingtasihuoderen。

nvzikandaolisiyudeyanshen,xiudeyixiazhanqilai,chongshangqiantaijiaojiangtachuaidaozaidi:“yikouyigeyeshao,nixiangyaozuoshenme?zenme,niyiweiyeshaonengkanshangnizheigefuwuyuan?yebuhaohaozhaozhaojingzikankanzijishenmeyang,chengtianjiuxiangyongmeisegoudabieren。”

lisiyubeiyijiaofanzaidi,zhenghaoshuaizaijianyandesaozhoushang。

jianyanzhoumei,wanyaoqufusiyu,quebeitakuaiyibuyazhushoutongkuyaotou。

“buyao,nidasaowanganjinzou,qubangwojiaojingli。”tashiyijianyanbuyaochutou。

“nijiushizhaolaobanlai,nigaipeihaidepei!”

nvzierduojian,fennudejiangtadebaobaorengdaolisiyujiaoxia,“kanqingchule,zheikeshixiangnaierdejingdianbaoyongyuandezuanshi,xianzaibeininongchengshenmeyangle!”

“nvshi,qiuqiunin,wozhenbushiyouyide,baobaozhishibeijiunongzangle,wotininqingxiganjing,ninkankeyima?”

“清洗?”

nvzixiaodeqingmie,buzhixiangdaoleshenme,tadishendunzailisiyumianqian。

“nishuopeibuqi?”nvzihuanhuankaikou。

kanzhetazuijiaobuhuaihaoyidexiao,lisiyuyizhenfachu,danyijiuyingzhetoupidao:“lixiaojie,nindebaobaotaiminggui,wozhendepeichangbuqi。”

“jirannipeibuqi,woyebuweinanniyigefuwuyuan,nimenyeburongyi。chengtiansihoubierenyigeyueyenabudaojigeqian。”

lisiyuyaoyapeixiao,“xiexielixiaojie。”

“buyaozhejia,woburangnipei,quemeishuojiuzheimesuanle。bijingershijiwandebaobao,wobunengyinweinikelianjiufangguoni。”

nvzidunxiashen,zaidishangjianqibaobao,“kankanmingguidejiusazaimingguidebaobaoshang,baofeile,jiuyelangfeile。pingshizheixiejiunimenyehebuqi,zheiyangba,nizhiyaobabaolidejiutianganjing,wojiuburangnipeichangbaobaole。”

lisiyulianseshudicanbai。

jianyanhenhenzhouqilemei,zheijiushiwurule。

“qinaideyeshao,nijuederenjiazheigezhuyizenmeyang?”lixiaojiekebuganhulveyeshao,zhonghuitahuaibaosajiao:“neigejiutamenpingshikeshihebuzhe,meiweizheni。shenmeyebupeiwoyenanchueqi,bunengyinweitaqiongjiuguantameizerenxindemaobing。”

“baobei,nizuodefeichanghao,jiuzheimezuo!”yeshaopiaolepiaobaobao,“buyaoyinweiyigebaobaoshengqi,yemingtiandainimaiaimashi,xiangduoshaomaiduoshao。”

“aiya,renjiahaoaini。”lixiaojietiezheyeshaodelianjialuoxiahaojigexiangwen。

tanenghongdehuaxinyeshaokaixin,ziranduoshaonengkantoutaxiangfaderen。

jinwanzheilidequanshiyoushenfenderen,doubuqueqian,weiyiquedejiushilezi。

nvrendeyidexiaole,tashangqiannaleyipingxinjiuyigunaowangbaolidao,baobaoliliwaiwaidoudaodequanshi。

“niyaojiangzheixiequanbutianganjing,wobuyaonipeichang。ruobuzhaozuodehua,budanmeilegongzuo,haideyuanjiapeichangzheibao,kanzhebanba。”

lisiyuweiqudeleishuiyikekedediao,tabushishazi,qingchudezhidaojinwanzheigeqingkuang,tabuheshibuxingle。

chufeitapeishangzheigebaobao,shenzhishuo,jishitapeilezheigebaoyebuyidingnengquanshenertui。

“喝,快喝!”

“kuaihe,womendengzhekanbiaoyanni!”

erbianshikerenmenduitadechaoxiaosheng,xinligengjiananshou。

tayaoyarenzhuquru,toumanmanfuxiaqu,leishuidiaoluozaibaolidejiuli,hunzaiyiqi。

huran,yizhixianxideshoushenchulai,dangzaitahebaodezhongjian。

“简言!”