第四章 你媳妇叫什么

qinmeitongrenyisuo,muguangyujiejingchenduishi,saomangbandelouwangzhiyu,neibujiushiwenmang,dunshi,qinmeiganjueshouzhongdebaozhirutangshoudeshanyu,zheishiyaolouxianlema?

zhuannianyixiang,tashibushiwenmanggentayoushenmeguanxi?taxinxugeshenmejing?

“wowenmang,woguangrong,niyouyijian?”qinmeiyuqielie。

“meiyou。”jiejingchenpoyoushenyidiningshizheqinmei。

qinmeibuxiangdalita,gentaliaotian,huizheshou。

jixukeguazi,kanbaozhi,sixupiaofu,yuanzhuhaiyouge,shisheia?

turan,qinmeiduiyuanzhudejiarenlailexingzhi,jiazhunaer?fumushishei?chulege,haiyoumeiyouqitadexiongdijiemei,shichengshiren,haishinongcunren?

tarenshiyuanzhudege,kendingyezhixiaoyuanzhudejiatingqingkuang。

qinmeifangxiabaozhi,youqiuyuren,taiduyidingyaoduanzheng,yangqichengkendexiaoye,zhijianya,bujianyan。“ng,neige,jingsishiba,woxiang……”

“xifu。”xiejingchenxingle,jiaoqinmei,daduantadehua。

xingdezhenshishihou,qinmeichuanshangxie,laidaoxiejingchenbingchuangqian,roushengdao:“nishuo。”

“xifu,shui,woke。”xiejingchenzhijuekouganshezao。

“shaodeng。”qinmeinaqitangcibei,daobanbeiwenkaishui,jiangyigenxizhangdezhuzizuochengdexiguanchajintangcibeili,dunxiashenti。“keyihele。”

xiejingchenweiweipiantou,hanzhezhuguanxi。

“nimenzaizuoshenme?”yidaonubukeedeshengyinxiangqi。

qinmeihaimeizuochufanying,jianbangbeirenzhuazhu,zhijiejiangtazhuaiqi。

pa!yijierguangzhongzhongdeluozaiqinmeibaixidelianjiashang,zheiyibazhangzhongerhen,qinmeidunshiyanmaojinxing。

nvrenxiongkoujuliedeqifuzhe,shuangyanzhongmanshifennu,zhengnushizheqinmei。

yaoyandezhangxiang,fengtunxiyaodehaoshencai,yaoraomeihuo,meiyanlianyanermili,bieshuonanrenhuibeitaxizouhunpo,shenweinvrendeta,jianledourenbuzhuzashe。

gouyinsheibuhao,gouyintadenanren,nvrenyanzhonggengtianjifenhenjue。

“jiantizi。”nvrentaishou,youshiyibazhangchaoqinmeideliandaqu。

nuhuozhichongtianlinggai,qinmeibeidademomingqimiao,daerguangshiyizhongwurudexingwei,jidadexiuru。

“nimamameijiaoguoni,darenbudalian,marenbujieduan。”qinmeikouzhunvrendeshouwan,yangqishoubianshiyigebazhang,henhendixiangnvrenchouqu。

“jiantizi,nigandawo?”nvrenwuzhulianjia,nushizheqinmei。

yushihu,liangrenniudazaiyiqi,nvrendaqijiahaowuzhangfa,jingdiansanzhao,naoliandan,haotoufa,tutuomo。

xiaoliubuzaibingfang,jiejingchengenxiejingchenshibinghuan,youqishixiejingchen,dongdoubugandong,tayoukanbujian,zhinengtingshengpanduan。

tadexifubeidale,xiejingchenjiqiedeqiujiu。“jingsi,kuaizuzhitamen。”

“baoqian,xinyouyuerlibuzu。”jiejingchenshuodeshihua,kanzheniudazaiyiqideliangren,yanshendaizhejifeng。

“zhushou,zhushou,kuaizhushou,biedale,youshenmehuahaohaoshuo。”xiejingchenhenzheji,xifushitade,shoushangle,xintengdeshita。

naoliandan,haotoufa,qinmeinengrenshou,tutuomo,tashizhenjuedeexin。

“buxututuomo,exinsile,nizaituwotuomo,woxielenidexiaba。”qinmeiweixie,haozhenvrendetoufa,jiangnvrendehounaoshaoduizheziji,kanzhezhanyounvrentuomodewaitao,qinmeibeiexindaole,waitaodoubuxiangyaole。

“wojiutu,wojiutu,woyaoyongtuomoyansini,nixianwodetuomoexin,nigouyinwodenanren,nijiubuexinma?”numuyuanzheng,quandajiaoti,shijingzhengzha。

wenyan,qinmeitingxiachaonvrenxiabashenqudeshou,duinvrenshengsilijiedezhikong,tajuedemomingqimiao。

“sheigouyinnidenanrenle?dongxikeyiluanchi,huabunengluanshuo,zaishuo,ninanrenshisheia?”qinmeiwen。

nvrenshouzhizhexiejingchen。“ta。”

qinmeilianseyibian,xingmouliranshangnuhuo,yanyucubidao:“fangpi,tashiwonanren,jiehunzhengweizheng。”

qinmeirucixinshidandan,nvrenshunjianbuzixinle,huaiyizijishibushizoucuobingfang,rencuorenle。

zhiyaozuigouying,huangyandounengchengzhenli。

nuyishunjianxiaotuiyiban,nvrenyouxiexinxudewendao:“nimenzhenlinglejiehunzheng?”

“dangran。”qinmeiangshoutingxiong,tamenruoshimeijiehunzheng,dagujiebukenengjietaqusunjiaxixinzhaoliao,tayebukenengmeiyuejisunjiashikuaiqian。

nvrenxieqile,kaishibuzixinle,zhizhiwuwudao:“nei……wo……baoqian。”

“yuanliangni。”qinmeihendadu,fangkainvren。

liangrendouguacaile,bozishoubeidoushizhijiazhuahen,toufaluanzaozaoxianggefengpozi。

wenmingshehui,qinmeijiechudedoushishougaodengjiaoyuderen。

jiaoyangliyishufuzhuta,youqishizaizhangbeimianqian,shuohuadoushiqingshengxiyu,gengbieshuoganjiale。

haizhenbieshuo,gangganggennvrenganleyijia,tayouyizhonghanchanglinlidetongkuaigan。

yiqiandeta,zhangbeirangtawangdong,tabuganwangxi,zhangbeirangtakongzhiqingxu,tabuganfaxieqingxu,zhangbeidehuajiushishengzhi,tabugankangju,zhinengshuncong,jianjianditaganjuezijihuodetaibiequle。

chuanyuedaozheigeshidai,tabuxiangdangyigetinghuadeguaibaobao,tazhixiangsuixingerhuo。

jiejingchenshayanle,zheijiutuiweirangren,qinmeishiyile,cuorenzhangfu,qingyoukeyuan,zheigenvrenni?buhuiyerenbuchuzijidezhangfuba?

pieleyanxiejingchen,zhayanyikan,shinengrencuo,zixiyikan,jueduinengrenchu。

jiejingchenbieyoushenyidikanzheqinmei,wen:“niquedingjiehunzhengshangdemingzishita?”

qinmeituowaitaodedongzuoyidun,tiaomeixienizhejiejingchen。“nizheihuashishenmeyisi?”

dalazhenaodaiziwofanshengdenvren,tingdaojiejingchendehua,shunjianranqiledouzhi,yifuyaoyuqinmeizaiganjiadejiashi,zheicitameichongdongxingshi,ershilizhicongshi。

nvrenchongdaoxiejingchenbingchuangpang,zizixixidaliangzhetangzaibingchuangshangderen,yuekanyueshuxi,bushitadezhangfushishei?

“gouwazi。”nvrenshitanxingdejiaodao。

gouwazi?qinmeijingdechadianerdangchangxiaochusheng,tucaozheimingzi。

xiejingchenlengzhule,gouwazizheigexiaoming,zhiyoujiarencaihuizheimejiaota,zicongcanjunruwuhoujiumeitingrenjiaoguo,tuiyihuijia,jiarenyemeijiaotaxiaoming。“ni……”

“xiejingchen,nixifujiaoshenmemingzi?”jiejingchenchunjiaoweiweigouqi,shengyinqingrun。

“zhouhongyi。”xiejingchenhuidadao。

“……”qinmeimanlianmengbi,yinaomendewenhao。

“……”周红衣。