liusanhongqutongzhileniuzhinianghouhaibufangxin，qiaoqiaohuilaixiangtingqiangjiao，kanjintiannengbunengbachunniheniuzhideqinshidingxialai。
quemeixiangdaoniuzhiniangzheisilaotaipojingrandianjishanglezijiachuntao！
“nizheisilaoqianpo！niyeburangnijianiuzhisapaoniaozhaozhao！sanshisandelaoguanggun，buyaoliandelaohuangguapi，dasizijialaopodelaozasui，haiganxiaoxiangwojiachuntao！worangnixiaoxiang，dasinigesilaotaipo！”
liusanhongqishixiongxiong，chongshanglaizhuazheniuzhiniangtoufa，zhaozhetalianjiuyizhenerguangzizhaohu。
niuzhiniangbeidadecanjiao，“liusanhong，nijilaoniangfangshou！”
“bushinishuowojianiuzhihaodema？nigepofu！woshixialeyanlejingranhaijuedenishigetongqingdalide！”
“你放手！泼妇！”
liusanhongnalikenfang，simingdezhuazhetatoufa，poshitalianmianduizheziji，“rangniqifuwojiachuntao！dasinigelaobieduzi！”
“你个泼……”
“啪啪啪……”
youshijieliandejierguangzi，niuzhiniangcanjiaozhebeiyazaidishangda，fankangbuguo，zhinenglianshengtaorao：
“buqu，buqule！liusanhong，nijiushigepofu！sheiqunijiaguinvsheidaobabeizimei！”
“这是干啥啊！”
tianshenziyijinlaijiukandaozheiqingkuang，zhejishangqianlakailiangren。
“haoduanduandezenmedaqilaile，laotaitai，nizenmeyebulanzhediana。”
songzhiningyeshangqianlajia，queshizhuazhuniuzhiniang，zaitayaoshanghenhenqialejixia，rangliusanhonglianzhezhaohulehaojixia，zhidaoniuzhiniangcanjiaobuzhi，zheicaifangkai。
zhenglilexiashenshangdeyifu，dao：“tashener，nilaidezhenghao，nigangcaiyetingdaole，womenliangjiadeqinshiyaotuile，jintianguolaijiushiqingnizuogejianzheng。”
tianshenzishifeileyifanliqicailakailiusanhongde，cikeqichuanyuyudekanzheliusanhongheniuzhiniang。
zheiqinshikeshizheiliangweiyitongqiushangmenrangtadangzheigehongniangde，tadangshiyejuedebuheshi。
keliangjiarendouyuanyi，tayebuhaoshuoshenme。
zuotianchunninaotiaohedeshihou，tahaiteyilaiwenle，yaoshihaizishizaibuyuanyijiusuanle。
keliusanhongxinshidandanshuomeiwenti。
可眼下这闹的。
“zahuishia？”tianshenzixiangwenqingchu。
liusanhonghenhendengleyanniuzhiniang，yeyishidaozijigangcaitaichongdongle，qiaoqiaoqukansongzhining。
这下完了！
xinghaodagedasaobuzai，buranhaizhibudingzenmekantani。
lundaochunnideshihou，simingcuohe，lundaochuntaojiupinmingzulan……
zheishenziyihoukezadanga……
niangyebuzhidaozenmekanta。
duishangsongzhiningkanguolaidemouzi，liusanhongxinxudedixiatou，yuguangkandaozhanzaimenkoudechunni，lianshangyeyizhen**lade。
“tuihun！zheiyangdeqinjiawomenbuyao，yaobuqi！”
niuzhiniangyi**zuozaidishang，zhenglizijibeizhualuandetoufa，ciyaliezuideqingfuzhelianshangdeshang，tuomohengfeidenuma。
“womenjianiuzhineikeshinongjichangdezhengshigong，yueyuewangjianagongzide，nengkanshangnimenshijinimenlian！jiunimenjianeiliangpoxie，dangsheixihanni！”
“nimasheipoxieni？！”
liusanhongyixiazijiuzhale，youyaoqusicheniuzhiniang。
niuzhiniangpaqilaijiuyaowangwaipao，cailiqiandougubushangyaole。
paochuquhaoyuanxiangdaozheihuishi，buganxinyoupaohuilai，“tuiqinjiutuiqin，cailiqianhaijiwomen！”
songzhiningmeixiangmenxiazheibicailiqian。
tazhishixiangtuiqin，gaibianchuntaodebeicanmingyuneryi。
dangzhetianshenzidemian，baliangbaikuaiqiandileguoqu。
niuzhiniangyoukanxiangliusanhong，“wushikuai，nalai！”
“谁拿你钱了……”
刘三红不想给。
daotashoulideqianjiumeihaihuiqudedaoli。
kehuachukou，duishangzijiapopodongxiyiqiedemouzi，limasongle。
huiwufanchubeitazhenshidezangzaijuzilidewushikuaimaopiao，zhongzhongdesaidaoleniuzhiniangshouli，kouzhongehenhende，
“haini，silaotaipo！nazhenideqianganjingun！”
naleqian，niuzhiniangmamalieliedezoule，linzouhaitulekoutuomo，“pei，wodaoyaokankannijianeiliangshuangpoxienengjiageshenmehaorenjia！”
“nizhanzhu，laoniangjinergefeisilenidezui！”
liusanhongchaoqisaozhoujiuzhuilechuqu。
niuzhiniangpaodefeikuai，yibianpaoyibianma。
liusanhongchazheyaozhanzaimenkouma。
tianshenzikanshiqingjieshu，tanlekouqi，lazhesongzhiningdeshoudao：“tuileyehao，neiniuzhibushigehaode。”
songzhiningdiantou，yilianganji，“jinergelaonipaozheiyitangle。”
“budajin，jiushiniuzhiniangneibian，nimendezhuyizhexie，neiniuzhishigebupashuode，dannijiachunnichuntaodoushinvhaizi，duoshaoyaogujizhexiede。”
shuoqizheishier，tianshenzijiuyizhenyaotou。
dangshizheiqinshidingdeshihou，tajiuquanguole，naihemeiquanzhu。
xianzaihaole，qinshituile，tayebusuanshizaoniele。
songzhiningdianlediantou，hetianshenzishuolejiju，jiusongtalikaile。
kanzhetianshenzilikai，liusanhongfangxiasaozhouzhunbeixianqiaomoliule。
刚到门口就被叫住。
“老二媳妇！”
liusanhongyigeduosuo，shenzidoujiangyingle，“neige……niang，wojiushiduzitenghuilaishangcesuode，wozheijiuqudili。”
songzhiningmeidalita，zhishishuodao：“niuzhiniangneibiannidingzhe，buyaorangcunlichuanchuleduichunnichuntaobulidehua。”
“好，我晓得了。”
liusanhongyibianshuoyibianwangyuanwaitui，shengpazijiapopoqiuhousuanzhang，wentawushikuaideshiqing。
jianzijiapopomeixiawen，zheicaijiaodimoyouganjinliule。
lushanghairenbuzhuanmaniuzhiniang。
babaqiushanglai，shuokanshanglechunni，rangtabangmangqianxian。
呸！
silaotaipo，chunnibuyuanyizhuantoujiudianjitaguinv！
什么玩意儿！
yebukankantajianiuzhineihanchenyanger！
duodanianjile，haixiangqutajiahuaeryiyangdechuntao！
yuexiangyueqi，yuexiangyuejuedeniuzhiniangneiyangdekendinghuibeihoubaihuaizijianvermingsheng，diliyebuqule，yiniutouwangniuzhijiaguoqu。
neisilaotaipo，bixudehaohaojiaoxunyidun，jitadianyanseqiaoqiao，rangtabugandaochubibi。
jieguolideyuanyuande，jiutingdaoniuzhiniangzhanzaitianjian，hezhengzaishanggongdejigelaotoulaotaitaididigugu。
liusanhongxinlilimajiuyouxiebuhaodeyugan。
nieshouniejiaodeshangqian，jiutingdaosilaotaiposhuo。
“nimenkekanhaozijiaerzisunzi，qianwanbiekaojinlaogujianvren，tamenjianvrengegedoushihulijing！jiuchuntaochunnineilianggeyatou，yiqigoudawomenjianiuzhini！”
laotoulaotaitaimenkandaoliusanhongnieshouniejiaokaojin，pinmingjiniuzhiniangshiyanse。
niuzhiniangquesihaomeichajue，yiranshuodemeifeisewu，koumohengfei。
“nimendangneichunniweishenmetiaohe？haibushiyinweihuaiyunle！haiyouneichuntao，hetajiejieqiangnanren，jiemeiliangzhengzheqiangzhexiangjiawojianiuzhini……a——”
“**niniang！nigesilaotaipo！”
liusanhongyibengsanchigao，yibazhuazhuniuzhiniangdetoufasimingdewangxiahao，barenchedehouyangzhediezaidishang，yi**zuozaitaduzishang，zhaozhelianjiuyizhennao！
“rangnibaihuaiwoguinvmingsheng！wodasinigequeledadedesilaotaipo！”
“liusanhong，nifangshou！dasirenlea！”
“silaotaipo！wojintianyaoshibusileni，wogennixing！”
刘三红真的气死了。
tadoubuganxiang，yaoshitazheihuiermeigenshanglai，zheisilaotaipodebazijiaguinvmingshengbaihuaichengshenmeyang。
guinvcaishiqi，neibushibideguinvqusima？
yuexiangyueqi，yuexiangxiashouyuehen。
laotoulaotaitaimenlianmangshangqianlanzhe，quebeifennudeliusanhongtuidehoutuihaojibu。
laotoulaotaitaimenlengshibeitabidebuganshangqian，zhinengdashenghanzhe，“kuailairena，dajiale！”
“niuzhiniangyaobeidasile！”
fujinshanggongdequandouyongleguolai，jifenyuanzaihoumianhandoumeiyong。
daduizhanggangdaizhexiaxiangdeyijiarenwangzhiqingdianzou，jiukandaoyiqunrenhuhulalaweizaiyiqi。
xitingjingshiyourenzaidajia！
daduizhangliandunshijiuheile。