第4章
congmajialikai,chengyunanbalianshangtexiaohuluanmolejiba,meishuxi,zhinengwuzhuachengshubaoliangxia,xianzhazhe。
manghuowan,lianshangzongsuannengkan,jiushitoufagenbakucaoside,haidaizheyigusouweier,gancuicongkongjiantaochugemaozi,wangnaodaishangyikou。
yuanzhushenshangchuandeshitaohuipupudeyifu,zaishouletoufa,huotuoyigexiaoshouxiaohuozi。
ganwanzheixiechengyunanzamoliangxiazui,rourouzijideduzi,ele。
yinweiyuanzhutoutinglaichengfuchengmudehua,hunhuneedezouchujiamen,yuanbenxiangdaohebiankuyitong,sheizhidaokudetaijiuyoumeichifan,naodaiyihei,jiuyitouzhajinheli。
xinghaobuyuanchudeqingshibanshangyoujiweishenzidaniangxiyifu,helibaputengdeyuanzhujiuhuilai。
congzuotianhunmidaoxianzaiyuanzhuzhichilezijizuodejidan,zheiyizheteng,gangchideneidiandongxizaoxiaohuameile。
hunshenshangxiamolegebian,chengyunanfaxianyuanzhuzhenqiongjiuliangfenqian,dangwuzhijiyaoxiangaoqian,tianduzi。
tianbaoduzicaiyouxinsigaoshiqing......budui,shixiangjiexialaideluzenmezou。
chengyunanzixibalaleyibianyuanzhudejiyi,guanyuzheiniandaizhuanqiandeshi,maodoumeiyou。
zheiniantou,gongzuojiushijingeda,youdegongzuodoushiyijiachuancheng,weileernvbubeisongxiaxiang,yaoyadouhuizhuanjihaizi,nahuiyoujihuiliujitaqujian。
chengjiadaoshinenghui,yaobuxianhuiqu?
ketaxianzaiedeshoujiaofaruan,tashangbeiziyeyouzheigemaobing,yiejiuhoubeimaolenghan,hunshentuoli。
taxianzaizhuangtaihuiquzhuangchengfushouli,kendingdabuguoduifang,shuobuzhunhaihuibeichengfuniutousongjinmajia。
neitazhetengzheimeyidaquanzi,budengyusongyangruhukou。
kanlaichengjiazanshibunenghui,zhishao......dengtachibaofanzaihui。
chengyunanzhengkanzheqiangmosuozhexiabaxiangbanfa,“zhiga”majiadeyuanmenconglitoulakai。
mawensongneigezeimeishuyande,toufashangdalemosi,chuanzhehuachenshandalabaniuziku,saolisaoqidiguaijinqiantouxiangzili。
“xu!”chengyunankanzhemawensongdebeiying,shuangyanzengliang,renbuzhuchuichugekoushao!
delei!xiangshenmelaishenme!
送钱的杂碎来了!
qianmianzheitiaoxiangzishiyoumingdejietouhunzijujidi,chengyunanmiaoguoqushi,youlianggehunzizhengpantuizuodishang,mianqianbailegewanduqian。
“hei!xiaosanzi,nixiaozishouqizhenbei,jintianliankuchadoudashang,shudiaodinglou。”
“woshuoshaozi,nishouqibucuoa,yaobuquqiantoushualiangba?”
“xinga!laozijinershouqihao,zhenyingdaqianqingdajiachitanga!”
“chitaniangdegoupi,laoziyaohejiu!”
“jiushishaozi,nishiyaoyingdaqianderen,biexiaoqibalade!”
“zouzouzou,chenzheyunqishengganjinguoqu。”
“cui!”neimingjiaosanzidehanzizhanqilai,yiliandeyucu,paipaishenshangdehuichen,anmahuiqi。
chengyunanyanzhuziyizhuan,genshangnanrendejiaobu,“xiongdi,nidengdeng!”
“nisheia?gentiaohuochaigunside,sheishinixiongdi?”saolechengyunanliangyan,xianqidebunengzaixianqi。
妈蛋!
shangbeizitafubaimaomeidazhangtui,zheibeizilunluodaobeigehunzixianqichaihuogun,xiangdaoren。
dingdingsaibangzi,“xiangbuxiangzhuanyibi?wozheiliyoubidamaimai,liangqiankuaiqian,nikanyaobuyaoyiqizuo?”
“zuoa!zuzong,ninshuo!”xiaosanzineigoutouzuilianlimabiansunzi,maozheyaoxiaodeneijiaoyigeheaikeqin。
chengyunan:“......”exin,xiangchuosiduifang。
yaobushitaxianzaimeiliqi,naeryongzhaobierendongshou!
“niguolaidian,wogaosuni!”chengyunanxiaoshengdiguleyibian。
“ma,mazhurendeerzimawensong?”xiaosanzihenhentunletunkoushui。
他娘的,他不敢啊!
“nibuhuibuganba?wokegaosuni,liangqiankuaiqianni!zhiyaonibamadaiwangtanaodaishangyitao,sheitaniangdezhidaoshinigande,dengninaleqian,fenfenzhongpaolu,chixianghelanaqianqugehuaxifuerhaibushisuinishua,zheishengyinibukui。”
xiaosanziyizhuomo,yaoyaoya。
“干了!”
xiaosanzihuyididaliangzaichengyunanshenshang,“nipingshabazheihaoshigaosuwo?nigenmawensongyouchou?haishixiangguyishexianjingdengzhewotiao?nibuhuishinagebieduzizhaolaiguyihaiwodeba?”
chengyunan:bukuishihunrizide,guaijingti,zongxihuanbarenwanghuaichuxiang。
suishuotayemeibieshenmehaopi。
chengyunanxiaodeyiliantaohao,“naernenga!wozheibushishoutoujin,yexiangnonglianggehuahuama,dengqiannadaoshou,niwuwoyi,wobutiao,jixiongdihekoutangjiuxing。”
小三子满意了!
youyaoqiujiuxing,youyaoqiushuomingshiyitiaoshengshangde,tabeizhua,chaihuogunyebiexiangpao。
“xing,kanzainijiwotigongqingbaodefenshang,daoshihouqiandaoshoufenniyi......shikuaiqian!”
xiangshuojitayibaidi,youyizhuomo。
buchulijiuxiangfenshangbaikuai,zheichaihuogunbupei。
chengyunanxinlimananrensitanxingui,mianshangqueshiyilianganji,“xiexiesanzige,xinkusanzigele。”
zhiyuqianzuihouluosheishouli,jiushuobudingle。
“xing,nizaiwaimiandengzhe,biexiangpao,ganpaolaozichulaidaduannigoutui。”tadanxinchaihuogunqupaichusuobaoanzhuata。
“buganbugan,wopaolesheijiwoqiana!wohaidengzhezheibiqianchifanni!”chengyunanyoudiantouhayaoditaohao。
“嗯,知道就好!”
jiaoxiaosanzidenanrenchangnianhunjizheibian,mawensongjingchangqudedifang,tamenqing。
chengyunandunzaiqiangjiao,edeliangyanfahun,haibuwangzaipigudixiadianliangkuaizhuantou。
zheiwanyieryihuierhaiyoudayong。
guolejifenzhong,mingjiaoxiaosanzidenanrenxiongkouweizhigugunangnang,yiliandechengdipaochulai。
chengyunangangcongpigudixiachouchubanzhuan,zhunbeijineijiahuolailiangxia。
dengkanqingchugounanrenpaozoudefangxiang,chengyunanqidaomagou。
gaiside,neisichushengjingranyaoheichihei,paozoudefangxianggentamenshanglianghaodewanquanxiangfan,lianshikuaiqiandoubufenjita。
chengyunangouchun,haozaitatiqianzuoleanpai。
zheilideluxianshigehuanxing,xiangcongduimiantaozou,jiuderaoguoyuanqiangpaodabanquan,ertazhiyaochenggongpaguoqiangtou,jiunengbarenjiexialai。
chengyunanjiangkuaishixindebanzhuanchuaishang,chaoshoulixintuliangkoutuomozhupaoliangbu,caizheqiangbiqitiao,chilidiguazaiqiangtoushang。
yanchouzhexiaosanzipaoguolai,shenchushouchaotanaodaifangleyibanzhuan。
hounaoshaozhongbiao,xiaosanzijipao,beidazhonghouliangqiangchuquhaojimi,“peng”yisheng,zhenggerenwanmeiditiehedaodimianhuaxing,liandouchadianzabianxing。
jinjiezhe,chengyunantiaodaonanrenhoubei,quxichaozhetadejianjiaguyiding,zhuazhuduifangdegeboyibai,“kaca”liangsheng,gebobeixiexialai。
xiaosanzilianhengdoumeihengshenzhilianxiasishouderenyingdoumeikanqing,bianyunsiguoqu。
chengyunanzuozaidishangchuanzhecuqi,yanqianyihei,chaozhenanrentileti,“made,chadianrangnipaole!”
tajiuxianggaodianqianchifan,zajiuzheimenanni。
bananrenfanguolai,zaitaxiongqianyizhenmosuo,modaohouhoudedatuanjie,gouchun。
chadianesi,haozaijieguohaixing。
naqianchirou,meicaikourou,hongshaorou,tudoudunrou,liuchutangzhidedaroubaozi,sheishuodewangmeinengzhike,tabazijichandegengele。
xinlizhengmeizizi,xiangzikouturanchuanlaiyishengsenlengdehechi,“nizaiganshenme?”
卧槽,被发现了!
chengyunantaimouzhengduishangyishuanghanmou,xintoujinglingdazhen,zhuazheqiansatuikuangben。