第5章 回来就是搞事的

jiangxiaonuandafangdizhanzailemenkou,langshengdao:“sinianqiannimenxintengjiangxiaoyue,rangcaishisisuidewoqubeidahuangshouku,sinianlailianyishuangwazidoumeijiwojiguo,wozaineibianzuoniuzuoma,bierendouyoujialibangmanghuicheng,nimenquebuwenbuwen,

woleidetulexuecaibingtuihuidecheng,jiangxiaoyuefanerhaizaiwaimianpowozangshui,shuowoshipeilingdaoshuijuecainenghuicheng,tazheishixiangbiwoqusi!”

jintiantayaoweizijizhengming,neixiezangwudemingsheng,tayaoquandouhaijijiangxiaoyue,rangtayechangchangbeirenjiaopoxiebiaozideziwei。

linjumendebiaoqingdoubiandenairenxunwei,jiangjiarenduiwaikeshuoshijiangxiaonuankuzheqiangzheyaoqubeidahuangzhiyuanjianshede,yuanlaishibeibidea!

jiangjiarenyegouhenxinde,rangshisisuidexiaoyatouquneizhongkuhanzhidi,doushisunnv,daiyuquetianchadibie。

jiangxiaonuanshenchulebumanlaojiandeshou,zhangkaijidajiakan,“ruguowozhenzuolebuyaoliandeshi,wozhiyuzheimexinkuma?”

dajiaqishuashuadikanguolai,chumujingxin。

zheinaxiangshiguniangjiadeshou,bichejianhenduolaoshifudeshoudoucucao,zhikanshougenbenbuhuiyiweishigeguniang。

linjumendouxinlejifen,jiangxiaonuanmoyangbiaozhi,ruguozhendechumaishenti,tawanquankeyiguodehenhao,fanbuzhechizheizhongku,kanlaizheiguniangshizhenqingbaide。

jiangxiaoyueyeshigemeiliangxinde,meimeititashoulesinianku,fanerhaipomeimeidezangshui,guniangjiademingshengbiminghaiyaojin,nanguainuoruolaoshidejiangxiaonuandoubeibidenaole。

buguotamensuirantongqingjiangxiaonuan,yebuhuititachutou,bierenjiadejiawushishizuibuhaoguande,kankanrenaojiuhao。

jiangxiaonuanyebuzhiwangtamenchutou,tazhixiangtizijizhengming。

顺便搞事。

xinlibutongkuailejiugao,gaofantian!

“womeiyouquwaimianshuo,jiangxiaonuannibiewumiewo!”

jiangxiaoyuepaolechulai,pitousanfa,biqinglianzhong,benjiuyuanpangdelianzhongchenglefamianmantou,haishigangchuguode。

“niganduitianfashima?ruguonishuole,jiubudehaosi,yibeizidouzhinengdangxiadengren!”jiangxiaonuanlengshengbiwen。

jiangxiaoyuezhenglexia,buganchusheng,mingxianxinxule。

lengxiaolesheng,jiangxiaonuandashengshuodao:“buganle?woqueganfashi,ruguowopeilingdaoshuijuele,jiurangwobudehaosi,yibeizidouchubuletou!”

linjumendebiaoqinggengyoushenyile,yigexinxuduoshan,yigequetantandangdang,sheishirensheishiguiyijinghenmingxianle。

jiangxiaoyuezheiguniangrangjialirenchongwaile。

“woweishenmeyaofashi,meishuoguojiushimeishuoguo,niaixinbuxin!”jiangxiaoyuekouqiyiranqiangying,quetouzhejifenxu。

taxinliyoudianhuang,jiangxiaonuandebianhuataituranle,mingmingqulujiashihaimutoumunaode,huilaiquebianchengnvtufeile,huibuhuishizailujiashou**le?

zheimeyixiang,jiangxiaoyueyouhuanxile,kendingshiluhuainianyijingdeshoule,jiangxiaonuanmeileqingbai,suoyicaihuihuilainaode。

huitouzhaoluhuainianwenwen,ruguozhenshizheiyang,zheixiao**kendinghuibeinainaidaside,heng!

“nibuganfashishiyinweinixinxu,jiangxiaoyue,renzaizuotianzaikan,niheilexinhaiwo,chizaoyouyitianhuishoubaoyingde!”jiangxiaonuandeshengyinbinglengdexiangcongdiyuchulaide。

mingmingshisanfutian,kesuoyourendouganshoudaoleyisihanyi,jiangxiaoyuedalegehanzhan,buganhejiangxiaonuanduishi。

linjumenbujinduijiangxiaonuanxinshengtongqing,goujiledouhuitiaoqiang,pianxinyandejiangjiabalaoshiguniangdoukuaibisilea!

zhouyanhongchonglechulaima,“ninaogoulemeiyou?dangniannijieshentibuhaocairangniqudebeidahuang,nizijiyeleyide,xianzaiquelaiguainijie?

bujiushimeijinijianhebaodanma?nijiehenidixuexixinku,chigejidannijiuyaodarenle,niqubeidahuangsinian,xinzenmejiubiandezheimehen!”

linjumendebiaoqingyoubianle,yuanlaishihebaodanyinfadexuezhana。

neizheijiangxiaonuandexinyanqueshigouxiaode,zheiniantoujidankeshijinguidongxi,zirandexianjinzhexuyaoderenchi,zheiguniangweilekoudannaoshiyequeshibuyinggai。

jiangxiaonuanlengxiao,chaofengdao:“xuexixinku?jiangxiaoyueshuodehaotingyaogaokao,ketakanshulema?gaokaofuxiziliaohaigenxindeyiyang,jiutazheiyangnengkaoshangcaiguai!”

shuozhetachongjinwuzili,buyihuierbaoleyiduiziliaochulaile,rengzailedishang,dajiachaodishangkanqu,shijuanshangguoranganganjingjingde,genxinmaihuilaiyiyang。

dajiadeyanshenduolexiechaofeng,jianglaotaihezhouyanhongsichuchuiniu,shuojiangxiaoyuekendingnengkaoshangdaxue,jiuzheiyangdexuexitaidu,nengkaoshangcaishijianguile。

jiangxiaoyuebuyouhuangle,jiejiebabadijieshi,“zheixieshiwoxinmaide,meilaidejizuo。”

“gaokaodoukaowanle,nimaixindeziliaozuoshenme?zhunbeimingnianzaikao?”

jiangxiaonuanfanchunxiangji,qianshijiangxiaogaokaosanhuiluobangsanhui,lianyibaifendoumeiyou,ruguobushiqiangzouletadedaxueluqutongzhishu,jiangxiaoyueyibeizidoubiexiangshangdaxue。

“niandeshenmexin,zhounijiekaobushangdaxue,nijiezaibuhaoyebinigexiaochushengqiang!”jianglaotaidama。

tashizuihuduzide,qinsunnvjiangxiaoyuemoyangputong,zhishangganren,haochilanzuo,zisizili,kezaijianglaotaixinliquemeihaodexiangxiannvyiyang。

jiangxiaonuanpiaoliangcongming,qinlaonenggan,danqueshigeyezhong,jianglaotaikanjianjiugeying。

“nainainisuiranbuxihuanwo,keworuguoshichusheng,neininshishenme?yeyeshishenme?”

jiangxiaonuandunledun,youshuodao:“woyaoshichusheng,jiangjiayiwodouchengchushengle,nainai,fankeyiluanchi,huaquebieluanshuo,xiaoxinbazijijimajinqule!”

“ni……nige……xiao……”

jianglaotaiqideliandouqingle,dan‘xiaochusheng’queduzailesangziyan。

yourenrenbuzhuxiaole,qitarensuiqiangrenzhe,danyanliyedaizhexiao,jiangxiaonuanzheiguniangpingshibuaishuohua,meixiangdaohaitinglingyalichide,lianjianglaotaidoubushiduishou。

“gunchuqu,wojiagongbuqinizheitufei!”

huanguoqilaidejianglaotai,congwuzilinachuleyizhipopolanlandehuanglvsebao,shijiangxiaonuancongbeidahuangdaihuilaide。

“滚!”

jianglaotaijiangbaorengzaidishang,lalianmeila,diaochulejijianbudingluobudingdeyifu,haiyoushuangtongyangdamanlebudingdewazi,yijingkanbuchuyuanlaideyansele。

linjumenyoukanxiangjiangxiaonuan,yuebaichenshandamanlebuding,kuzishangyeshi,youkanxiangjiangxiaoyue,zhanxindebaichenshan,peideshijinnianliuxingdefanggezhangqun,doushixinzuode。

jiemeiliangdechabiedaiyu,ranglinjumenduijiangxiaonuangengjiatongqingle,yelijieleta。

naliyouyapo,nalijiuyoufankangma!