kaichunhuaxueshi，wodunzaizaotaibiantudehuntianheidi。
zhaoxuejunhuangdedafanlezhenglong，guntangdebaozizhanzhexuehuawangwohuailisai：“chikouyaya。”
“压个屁！”
wojiuzhetayilingwangduzishangan，“nigandehaoshi！”
tashouxingangtieshangmianaojiujiangchengleshiban，houjieshangxiagunleqibahui，turankangqiwowangweishengyuanchong。
dafuxiaodezhipaidatui：“zhaotongzhi，nixifuzheishihaixi！”
huiqulushangtatongshoutongjiaodizou，kuabaolidejianchadanniedexisuxiang。
luguogongxiaosheturansatuikuangben，juzheliangguanmairujingchulaishi，etoushangdehanzhuziliangjingjingde：“liushenshuozheigebushenzi。”
baozitanzhaochangchu，zhishianbanqianduolebapumiandiandetengyi。
zhaoxuejunbawoanzaiyizishangguochenglezongzi，zijiduoxianroumianliangtoumang。
gangtiechangdedingdanfanlesanbei，tatianbuliangjiuquroulianchangpaidui，mianxiejintoulexueshuiyegubushanghuan。
duanwuneitian，wotingzhebageyuededuzidiaoxianliao。
“xiehuier。”zhaoxuejunzhanzhemianfendeshouxuxuhuzaiwoyaohou，huoxiangpengzhegebotaiciwan。
“zaibuhuodongzhenyaochengpusale。”
wochuolechuotajinbengdesaibangzi，“zuoerliushenhaishuoni，dangniantashengtoutaiqianshanghaizaiwaheni……”
huameishuowanjiubeitawuzhulezui。
zheirendehoubojingzhaqiyicenghanmao：“bieshuohuiqihua。”
yebanturantengxingshi，zhaoxuejunzhengdunzaiyuanlipichai。
yangshuijintouruzideshunjian，wotingjianfutoukuangdangzadideshengxiang。
tazhuangkaifangmenchongjinlai，shoubeishangdexuekouzidididadawangkangyanluo：“xiaozhou！quhanjieshengpo！”
zaohuoshaodepipazuoxiang，jieshengpomanshouxueditanshenzi：“taiweibuzheng，desongxianyiyuan！”
zhaoxuejunchexiamenbandangdanjia，yongdayibawoguodezhishengshuangyanjing。
shanlushangdebingchazizhajintajiaodiban，yinhongdejiaoyincongcuntoumianyandaogongshe。
wozuanzhetabingliangdeshouzhikuma：“mandian！niyaoleisizigeerma！”
chanfangderiguangdengciderenzhengbukaiyan。
wotengdeyaopozuichun，huanghutingjianhushihan：“jiashubunengjin！”
zhaoxuejunchuaimendeshengyinxiangzhalei：“tapahei！woxifupahei！”
zuihoushisangenandafubataanzaizoulangzhangyishang，xiaohushitanchutouzhizashe：“neiweinantongzhiguizhebayizikouchuwugezhitouyin。”
longfengtaidetikuchuantouchenwushi，zhaoxuejunliangundaipapudaolechuangbian。
tahuzilachadeliantiezhewodelianceng，hunzhexuexingweidegengyantangjinerwo：“zanbushengle，wanghoudoubushengle。”
hushibaozheqiangbaoguolai，takandoumeikanjiuhou：“baozou！bieleizhewoxifu！”
zuoyuezichenglequanjiadetoudengdashi。
zhaoxuejungengongshejielebanche，tiantiantuozhewoquweishengyuanzhazhen。
huihuidouwanghushidoulisaibaozi：“laojiabayaoshuiwurexie，tapaliang。”
gangtiechangdedingdanquantuile，tadunzaichanfangwaitouxiedaoqianxin，yibiyihuamiaodebijiehunbaogaohairenzhen：“woxifudexiegouyibaitian。”
manyuejiuneitian，sandilinzhebanjinhongtangshangmen。
“jie，marangwosongdianbupin。”
tayanzhuzidiliuzhuan，“tingshuonipojiabaoziyongwenzhurou？xianzaizhenggegongshedouchuanbianle。”
zhaoxuejunchaoqiganmianzhangyaonianren，beiwozhuaizhulexiukou。
huailidexiaoguinvturanwawadaku，sandichenjiwangwozhenbiansailezhangzitiao：“gangchangshitangdechashi，jiefubuyao，wokejiujieshoule。”
yaoyanxiangzhangletui，shangwuchutanshizhishengmaqueweizhezhenglongzhuan。
“zhaojiaxifu，zhenyongsizhuroua？”
wangshenkuazhecailanraodaozou，“zuoerkanjianyangwenshanwangweishengyuanhoutouyunbingzhuli。”
zhaoxuejunmentoucazhenglong，cadezhumiezizhidiaose。
woxiankailongbuzhualegebaoziken，youzhishunzhexiabawangxiatang：“wenzhurounengzheimexiang？shenziwenwenzheianbandixiadejianyidan？”
tabanyebawofansuozaijia，kangzhezhangbenaijiaaihuqiaomen。
wotiezhemenfengtingxiaozhoukusu：“dieguizailaohuaishuxiajieshi，miankudoujiebingle……”chaoqicaidaoyaopisuo，popobaozhewawakudelongfengtailanyaozhuaiwo：“nizaiquchuifeng，xuejunzhenyaojifengle！”
lingchensandian，zhaoxuejunguazhebingliuzinuojinmen。
tazuichunqingzi，shouzhijiangdejiebukaikouzi，huailiquejinjinguozhegangtiechangdexuyuehetong。
wonaxuecuotadongshangdejiao，cuozhecuozhehaotaodakuqilai：“zhaoxuejunniwangbadan！bushishuohaoyoushiyiqikang！”
tawaizaikangtouxiao，huchudebaiqihuzaibolichuangshang：“jintian……layueshiba……”
zhanxuedeyidouli，douchuyitiaodahongseyangmaoweijin。