第1章
“nijurangantoushengchanduidezhu？”
zharankandaofanqiangtiaojinzhuquandenanqingnian，queshijiangshoulibaozhexiaozhuzi，dasuantouhuijiachidesuxiaomaojihezhule。
jiantamiansheng，yebuzhidaonadelailu，juranjiuganduoguanxianshi。
taxiayishifanwen：“nisheia？”
zhenjingzhong，nanqingnianyijingyigejianbuchongguolai，shenshouqiangduosuxiaomaohuailibaodezhuzi。
suxiaomaojiantazheimeshengmeng，dunshiyelaileqi！
“多管闲事！”
tasuxiaomaokebushihedade，zaizhenggeheishuicun，sheibuderangtajifen......jiusuandaotadaoshengchanduitouzhu，yelunbudaozheigenanqingnianguan。
dangxiashijingdebazhuziloujinhuaili，yige**dunzhijiejiangnanqingnianzhuangkai，zuoshijiuyaolikaizhuquan。
yaozhidaosuxiaomaokeshiheishuicundiyimengnv，shengaokuaiyimiqi，zhangdeyougaoyouzhuang，hailidaruniu。
yongcunmindehuashuo，suxiaomaonengyiquandasilaohu！
shuoyiquandasilaohushiyouxiekuazhangle，danshitongcundezhuanglaolihaizhenshidabuguota，sheinenggandeguoyigeliangbaiduojindepangzi？
nanqingnianyeshimeixiangdaotazheimebiao，beizhuangkaihoumenglejimiao，likefanshenquzhuafenle。
dantabijingshigeguniang，tayoubuhaoyisixiasishou，jiuxuhuangyizhaodangzhuleta，“nizheigetouzhuzei，banyesanwanjingrangandaoshengchanduitouzhu，nizheishifanfa！”
“不用你管！”
suxiaomaocaibutingtajiaoxun，shijingdewangqianyitui，nanqingnianshenxinghuanglehuang，wanghoutuileliangbu......tabuxianggennvrendongshou，keyanqianzheigenvrenshizaitaimeng，bidetabudebushichukanjiabenling。
shunzhegebofanshoujiushiyigeqinna。
pingshizheizhaoyaoshiyongzaibierenshenshang，nengzhijiebarenqinzhu，zaiyigepiaoliangdeguojianshuaijiunengbarenzhifu。
dannanqingnianxianrandigulesuxiaomaodefenliang，renqueshibeitaqinzhule，danshizheigeguojianshuai......tayongjinliqi，juranmeiyoushuaidong。
zaiyiyongli，jiutingdao“cila”yisheng，suxiaomaodeyixiuzicongjianbangchusipo，zhijieluchuxiongzhuangdebangzi，yijijianbangxiamiandeqifu。
suxiaomaodunshiyouxiuyoufen，zheibeizitahaimeiyoubeirenzheime“qifu”guo，zheijianzhijiushiqichidaru！
nanqingnianyeyoudianhuangle，mangsongkaishou。
“我跟你拼了！”
shoudaoxiurudesuxiaomaoshijingerwangnanqingnianshenshangzhuangqu，pingjiezhefeidadeshenqu，zhijiebatayadao。
liangrendunshishentiyazheshenti，lianyazhelian。
nanqingniandoukuaibeisuxiaomaojizamengle，tongdeliandoubaile。
suxiaomaoquehaishijuedebujiehen，tajinwanchikuidale，juranyizhangkou，yaozhutalian，zuilihaihanhubuqingdeshuozhe，“yaoniduoguanxianshi。”
zheijiujingshigeshenmenvren？
zheizhongshijuranyenenggandechulai？
nanqingnianjingkongdewangjilezhengzha，juewangdedingzheqiheideyekong：cangtiana，rangleipisiwoba！
quezaizheishi，zhijianyidaoshandianhuapoyekong，fangfoyaojiangcangqiongsisui，jinjiezhejiushi“honglonglong”deyidaojingleichongzhetaliangzhipixialai。
suxiaomaoyemeixiangdao，tougezhuhainengzaoleipi，dianguangheleishengjiaocuozhong，tahenanqingniantongshipidaozaizhuquanzhong......
tianliangle，dayuyezhizhule。
shengchanduideguanliyuanzaizhuquanlifaxianlezheiduiloubaozaiyiqi，zaoleleipi，yishanbuzhengdenannvqingnian。
这可太有伤风化了！
dengtazoujinyiqiao，kanqingchutangzaizhuquandenannvqingnianshi，gengshijingkongdechadianermeitiaoqilai。
sheinengxiangdao，loubaozhetangzaizhuquandejuranjiushipangniusuxiaomaohelincundeguyuan。
zheilianggebaganzidoudabuzhederenjuranzaizhuquanguihun，haizaoleleipi！
guanliyuanwangzhangshenglikechezhesangzihanqilai：“lairena，jiuminga，suxiaomaozaizhuquanrangleipile！”