第一章
shangyishi，wohuodaoleqishiliusui，ziyiweihejiatuanyuan，lewuyihan。
zhidaozhangfushenqingxusihou，lvshizaizanglishangxuanbujiangtamingxiasuoyoucaichanliujizhiaibaisuran，wubanfenguiwo。
wocaiyishidao，shenqingxuduizheigehanletabanbeizishushudezhinv，conglaibushijiandandeqinqing。
jiangsuidiaodexinfengfengbubuhou，wojuexinqisubaisuran，qinzhanwoheshenqingxudefuqigongtongcaichan。
dezhixiaoxideerzijiangwoqiujinzaijia，yuqiyinyindaizhejinggao：
“bazheibeizidoubudesuoai，tanengliujibaiyidezhiyoulengbingbingdejinqianle。”
“ma，ruguonijianjueyaonao，nijiudangmeiwozheigeerzi！”
kanzhehezhangfuyigemozikechulaideerziduizijieyuxiangxiang，wobeihuoshengshengqidaohunjue。
zaizhengyan，wozhongshengdaoqilingniandai，yiqiecaiganggangkaishi。
zheiyishi，zhangfu，erzi，wodoubuyaole。
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“mama，woyaonizaijiayizhipeiwo！”
“不准去工作！”
gangzhengyan，wojiukandaoerzishenzhiyanchezhewodeyijiao，manlianjueqiang。
jianwobushuohua，taxiaozuiyipie，yanjingjiubiandetonghong。
shuxidexintengqingxuyixiazijiuyongshangxintou。
danxiangdaoqianshineiju“nijiudangmeizheigeerzi”，xintengshunjianjiuzhuanbianweixinhan，ruyecaofengzhangbanmanyanzhiquanshen。
woziranweizijishigehaomama，qianshijileshenzhiyanzugoudepianai，xuexi，jiaoyu，woliangshouzhua。
weilepeiban，woziyuanfangqigaoxindefanyigongzuorangjibaisuran，zhiweilenenggoujishenzhiyanyigewanzhengdetongnian。
zuihouxinganqingyuanzuolejishinianadejiatingzhufu。
kezhidaowosihoucaizhidao，yuanlaishenzhiyanneitianyizhibukenrangwoqugongzuo，shishenqingxuduitashuo：
“ruguomamaqugongzuo，jiuzaiyemeiyourensongnishangxuele，yemeiyourenjinizuozaofan，tongxuehaihuichaoxiaonishuonishiyigemeiyoumamadehaizi......”
xiangdaozhei，wochunpanyichuyishengkuxiao。
fuziliangzhenshiyigemozikechulaide，doushibaiyanlang。
“shenzhiyan，bushishenmeshiqingnisapodagunjiunengdechengde。”
“wohaoburongyidelaidegongzuo，pingshenmeyinweinixiangyaowopeizhejiubuqu？”
shuowanzheijuhua，wobuzaikanshenzhiyan，jingzhizouhuilefangjian，bingjiangmenfansuo。
shenzhiyantinglewodehualengleyixia，ranhouchongguolaiduizhefangmenquandajiaoti。
“huainvren，nibushiwomama！”
“wobuyaonidangwomamale！”
ruguoshiyiqiandewotingdaozheijuhuazhihuijuedehuangluanwubi，ranhouchuqubaozheshenzhiyanhongyidun。
danxianzaidewoyijingwusuoweile，zhonghuoyishi，wozhixiangweizijierhuo。
“niruguobuxiangwodangnimama，neijiuqujiaonibabagenwolihun。”
“我求之不得。”
shenzhiyanmeidengdaowochufangjian，quedengdaozheimeyijuhua，shaleyanzhanzaiyuandi。
tamomingxinliyouxiehaipa，buzaishuohua，paodaomenkouquwangzhewaimian，dengshenqingxuhuilai。
erwokanzheshuxidefangjian，shenhuxiyikouqi，shenchushouyicunyicundimozheshuxidelaowujian。
youqishikandaoneizhangheibaidejiehunzhaoshi，wocaichechedidixiangxinzijizhongshengle。
heshenqingxujiehunzheimeduonian，wohetaweiyideyizhanghezhaohaishijiehunshipaide。
qianshibanjiashibuxiaoxinnongdiulezheizhangxiangpian，wohaixintenglehenjiu，danjibianruci，shenqingxuyemeiyoutichuhewozaipaiyizhang。
xianzaikanlai，aihebuai，qishihenmingxian。
yizhenshuxidejiaobushengxiangqi，ranhoujinjiezheshi“keke”deshengyin。