第一章重生成憨子
“ninverhuaileyezhong，tuihun！”
“kuaibacailiqianhaijiwomen！”
“shenmeyezhong？womenkeshihuanghuadaguinvjiadaonimenzhaojia，nibarentaihuilaisuanshenme？”
“shenmehuanghuadaguinv！yaobushitayunguoquzhaozhangdafukanle，haibuzhidaotayijinghuaiyunlianggeyuele！”
“jiusuanhuaiyunleyeshinimenzhaojiade，nimenburenzhang？”
qizuibashedechaonaoshengzuanjinlejiangqiongdeerduoli，jiuxiangshihailangsheng，yilanggaoguoyilang。
jiangqiongmianqiangzhengkaiyanjing，zhijiantatangzaiyizhangmenbanshang，yijianmanshihuichendewuzili，yiqunrenzhengsichezhe。
这是哪里？
jiangqiongyongshouzhouchengqishenti，dishangyangqidetuqiangdetazhike。
yougerenyiniutou，tiaozhechuanzhejiefangxiedejiao，zhizhejiangqiongdashengshuo：“taxingle！”
suoyoudemaotoudouduizhunleta，jiangqiongdebiziqiandunshichuxianyiduizhijiafenglidouheiqiqideshouzhitou。
“nizheigebuyaoliande，nigensheiyoulehaizi？”
“kuaibalijinhaijiwomen，banshanzhu，yitounaishanyang！”
“pangchengzheigexiongyanghaitounanren，pei，buyaolian，womenlaozhaojiazhenshidaolemei！”
tamenzuoyigebuyaolianyouyigebuyaolian，bajiangqiongdoumamengle。
什么半扇猪奶山羊？
tarenzheshentidebushicongchuangbanshangpaqilai，huanguzhenggewuzi。
popolanlandefangzi，shuinidi，meijiyangjiaju，jiuliantangwudezhuozituidoushizhangduanbuyi，haiyongyixiaojiemutoudianzhe。
zheizhongfangzi，xianzainongcunyeshaojianle，tazenmezaizheili？
jiangqiongnaodaihaiyunzheni，yigechuanzhexidetunlesedehongxianshandenvrenguolaisita：“nigangguomen，wenliangjiuquzhenliganhuole，nimenlianmiandoumeijiandao，kebiezaizangjiwomenjiawenliang！”
jiangqiongshazhanzherenyoutasiba，jiutingcilayisheng，jiangqiongshenshangdelandibaihuadeaozibeitasilegedakouzi。
yucitongshi，yigureliuyongruletadenaodai。
wushupianposuidejiyisuipianzaitadenaozilipincou，zhujianpincouchuyigewanzhengdejiyi。
jiyizhong，yigenianfangershisuidedaguniang，pang，chou，manliandoudou，zhengtianzangxixide，toufabushulianbuxi，buzhaosuoyourendedaijian。
tabanyesandianqilaiganhuo，shenmezanghuoleihuodoushitade，mangwanlezaoshangsuibianchidianjiuyouqudilizhenggongfen。
zhongwufanyeshizaidilichide，zhiyouwanfan，tacainengduanzhemanmanyidawanyumimiangedadunzaiwumenkou，yibiankanzhemangmangdeyeseyibianchi。
haoburongyidaguniangjiadiaole，sheizhigangjinmensantian，jiutufajibingsidiaole。
ertazijini，dingshengshipinjituanzhixingzongcaijiangqiong，zijiadejiazuqiye，chushengjiuxianzhejindiaogeng，haochedaibu，shenbianzhuliwushu，hufenghuanyuchizhafengyun。
danshi，ganggangguowansanshisuidejiangqiong，yinweiyinjiuguodubaobi......
jiangqionganleantengtongdetaiyangxue，ruoshizhidaozijisidezheimecangcu，dasitayebuhuihejiu。
dingshengqixiadeyijiazigongsijiuyaoshangshile，jiangqiongganggangshengrenzongcai。
xianzaihaole，yuanlaidejiangqiongsile，bianchenglexianzaide.......
tademuguangtingliuzaiguazaituqiangshangderilipai，shangmianxiezhe：“yijiuqiliunianjiuyueershibari。”
he，taderoushensile，hunpojuranchuanyuedaosanshiduonianqiandeyigecunfushenshang。
“nishuohuaa，bieyiweinizhengtianzheihanhanshashademoyangjiunenghuren，yaobushikanninengganhuo，womenjiawenliangxialeyancaihuiquni！kuaibaliqianhailai！”
yigecucudeshouzhitouchuodaolejiangqiongdebijian，taculecumeitou，kanxiangduimianderen。
yuanzhugangguomensantian，zheiweitiaozhejiaocizheyikouhuangyade，shitadepopo。
“womenmeiqian，jiachuqudeguniangpochuqudeshui！”jiangqiongmabajiangqiongsangguoqu：“hundoujieleyaoshaqian？”
liangbangrenyouqiaqilaile，jiangqiongbuxiangtangtamendehunshui，chenluanqiaoqiaoliuchulewuzi。
wuwaiyougexiaoyuanzi，zangluanchadaolianxiajiaodedifangdoumeiyou，jiangqiongzhaolekuailanmutouzaiyuanzimenkouzuoxia，tingzhewuzilidechaonaosidasheng。
yuanziwaimianbushiyoulinjuhecunminluguo，youhaoshideshenzhangboziwanglimiankankan。
yourenkanjianlejiangqiong，wuzhezuibaqieqiesiyudizoukai：“woshuoba，jiangjiadehanzichizaoyaobeisonghuilai！”