第4章
shangbeizizijisideshihouyeshidongtian！
那这是在哪里？
yujiaozouchuhuayuan，zheicaifaxianhoumiandechangjing，manyandegeseyaocai，zheishi......shangbeizizijizhongdeyaotian？
pangbianqingchedeshuiliushihualaladexiangzhe，zheishilianlingquandoudaiguolaile！
yujiaobukezhixindiwangpangbiandecangkupaoqu！
guoranshiyipaipaihuoju，dakailaidoushipaozhihaodeyaocai！pangbiandeshujiashangshiyipaipaideshuji。
这是上辈子的空间！
bujinjinshizheiyang，zijidekongjianhaibiandale，lianzhelaozhaiyedaileguolai！haiyunyulexindeheitudi！
yujiaodiezuozaiyaotianbianshang，fumozheyizhuzhulvsedezhiwu，bujinkuleqilai。
shangbeizizijigenfuzhandulebanbeizideqi，buyuanyichengrenhaizidiaolezijiqishiyeyouzeren。
dengdaokuleileyujiaocaipaqilai，kankanyanqiandeyaotian，sihubishangbeizizhangdegengxirenle，bujinshigengcuzhuangle，erqieyaoxianggengnongyule。
yujiaoxiangqigangcaiyaojulipaozhihaodeneixieyaocai，bishangbeizizijinonghaofangjinqudeshihoupinzhigengjia。
yuanxianzhiyoushijimudeyaotianyekuozhanchuhaoduodetudi，gumonengyouwuliubaimudile，yujiaokanzhehoumiankongkongdetudi，ganjuerenzhongerdaoyuan，zaixiangxianglaozhaiqianmiandeheitudi，shunjianganjueyalishanda。
buguozheiyeshigetiandadehaoxiaoxi，shangbeizifuzhanxianyibulishile，yujiaozheicaihuibudangchu，yibingbuqi，mingmingwushilaisuidenianji，yingshibazijigaodexiangliuqishidelaofuren。
meixiangdaohaoburongyimengdaofuzhanyici，xinglaijiufaxianduolegekongjian！
pingshiyoufuzhanliuxiadezichan，yujiaogenbenbuyongdanxinshenghuo，qiahaoduizhongyiyaoganxingqu，jiukaishixuexizhongyi，bingqiezaikongjianzhongzhiyaocai，pingshizuozuoshougong、nienieyangshengwandafashijian。
zaihoulaiweilezhaoxunpinzhigenghaodeyaocai，paobianlezuguodedajiangnanbei，suoyikongjianlideyaocaizhongleixiangdangfengfu。
taihaole！youlezheixieyaocai，yujiaojiukeyijixutadezhongyiyaoshiyele。shangbeizidemigao、yaowan、waishangtie、meirongwandouhainengzuo！
yujiaoyishengdeyihanchulezaoshidefuqin，jiushiwanniantuiwuhoubeibingtongzhemodefuzhan。
yujiaowushucixiangzhe，yaoshizijinengzaodiandedaozheigebaozangjiuhaole！
daizhezheixieyihan，yujianzhurenweile，mianfeibangxuduorenkanbing，dedaolehenduodezanxu！
huoxuzheijiushi......jizandegongdeba！
wushudezhongyizhishiyongrunaohai!
haihaohaihao！naoziyedaiguolaile！
shangbeiziyujiaozaidedaokongjianhoubushiyiweidetantuxiangle，ershiyongwushuzhenguideyaocaiziyangkongjian，xianghuzuoyongxia，kongjiandelingqiyuelaiyuezu，zheicailiandaizheshengleji。
yujiaobuzhidaodeshi，zhengshizijidezheiyixiliecaozuocairangkongjiandaitahuidaolesuoyoubeijudekaishi。
ruoshiyujiaoyiweiliyongkongjianzhuanquhuangbaizhiwu，henkuaikongjianlingqijiuhuixueruo，zuihouzhujianxiaoshi！
banshangzhihouyujiaocaipingfuxialaijidongdexin，zaicizoujinlaozhai，zheiliyoutaiduofuzhandehuiyi。
yujiaowanniandoubugantazuzheili，daochudoushifuzhandeyingzi！
manyuanzidehuakaidexuanlan，yujiaozongjidefuzhanqinshouzhonghuataotahuanxindemoyang，yaoshi**houtouyoutiaoweiba，gujidounengyaoduanle......
fuzhanyishengdoufengxianjileguojiahetareaidebudui，zhidao50duoleshentichibuxiaocaituixialai，mandamansuanliangrenzhenzhengchangkaixinxiangchuyecaibudao5nian。
yujiaojianzhihuisile，zijiyishengdouzaibieniu，zuiying，meimeifuzhanxiujiazhaolaidouqianfangbaijididuo。
qishihoulaixiangxiang，yaobushifuzhananzhonghuzhe，zijidepiaoboshenghuokendinggengjialiaodao、kunku。
youqishi......yiyounanrenkaojinzijideshenghuo，jiuhuichugezhonggeyangdezhuangkuang，zuihoumanmanxiaoshi！
这别扭的老男人！
danfantakaikoushuoyijuwoainizhileide，yujiaokenengjiutuoxiele。
meixiangdaozheigemenzuihulu，lengshidaozuihoulecainannandeshuoleju。
zheiyangdechangjingyujiaozenmenengwanghuaini？
zheigehuaixinyandenanren，dadinglezhuyiyaorangtajishangyibeizi！
yujiaozhanweiweituikaidamen，meiyouhuichen，wuneiganjingzhengjie，shijianfangfohaitingliuzaifuzhanzoudeneitian!
zhuoshanghaiyoutaliujiyujiaodezaocan，zhuoshanghaiyoudiehaodebaozhi，zoushangloutuikaimen，fangjianlihaiyoutamendehezhao，kanzhezhaopianliyilianbuqingyuandeziji，yujiaoyeshikuxiaobude。
yiqie，doushineiyangdemeihao！
像是做梦一样！
呼——
还会更好的！
yujiaowanqixiuzi，shoushidiaocengjingshenghuoguodehenji，jianglai，huiyouxindeshenghuo，zheishiquanxindekaishi！
jueduibuchengrenzheishihuishimieji！
yujiaoxinxudexiangzhe，zheifuzhanyuelaoyuefuhei！
yaoshirangzheixiaolaotouzhidaozijizheimenianzheta，weibadeqiaoshangtianle！
jiushibuzhidaoxianzainianqingdefuzhanzaiganshenme？
buxiaodetashishenmeshihouxihuanshangzijide，bixuyaorangzheijuzuihulukaikou！
shangbeizizijixinlideneixiekukebunengbaichile！
yujiaoxixixiangzhe，daodigaizenmegonglvefuzhanni？
kebunengrangtataiqingyidecheng，keyoupaxiangshangbeiziyiyangcuoguole！
真是太难了！
上辈子寡学医了！
zenmemeixiangzhegaojibenyanqingxiaoshuochouchou！zheiyishibanhuierdenanengnaxiafuzhanni！
zaikankanzijiyinyiweiaodeyaotian，turanganjuemeineimeyouyongle！
zaichouchoulingquan，shangbeizizheizhishiyiwangxiaoxiaodequanyan，zheibeizijurankuozhanchengleyitiaozhangzhangdexiaoxi，shuiliuqingchejile。
shangbeiziyujiaoyonglingquanguangaiyaotian，pingshizijiheshuiyeshikaozhelingquan，zheicairangzijichanruodeshenziguzhujianhaozhuan，duohuoleshijinian。
kanzhexiaoxihualaladeliuzhe，yujiaoxiangdaoburuxigezao，congqianquanyanxiao，zijihaimeihaohaoxiangshouyixia，zhiganzaiheshui、xizaodeshihouchanshangxielingquan。
shuozheyujiaojiuwangxiayouzouqu。
嗯——
kanlaihaidexiugexizaochi。
tuodiaoshenshangdeyifuhuanhuanzoujinlexishuili，ganjuezhenggemaokongdouzhangkaile！
yidiandoubuleng，zheixishuifangfoyouganyingyiban，liuguozijideshentinuanyangyangde。
怎能越洗越脏——
额——
yujiaozixidicuoxizijideshenti，ganjuemantouheixian。
这是几天没洗了？
buhuirudonglejiumeixiguozaoba？
nianqingdeshihouzijizheimemaitaideme......
haodainianqingdeshihouhaizixushenglidaduiyizhihuadeni！
可得好好搓搓泥！
yujiaoyuecuoganjueyuebuduijing，zheipifuzenmehaiyuecuoyue**leni？
难道——
zheilingquanbujinjinkeyineibudiaoliyong，hainengwaifu？
buhuizhendexiangxiuxianzheyiyang，xiyixiajiuxisuifajinleba？
yujiaoxiangzheganjincongshuilipaqilai，wangshuiliyikan，guoranzijibai**nende，pifuzeihualiu。
乖乖！
shangbeiziyiweizijishizhangqidiaolicaiyoulehoulaidejingzhilaotaitaimoyang！
ganqingdaolezheiliyimiaohuichun，huifuyingerjibushimeng！
这可不能再洗了!
kanlailingquanyeshengjilegongxiao。
zaixixiaqumingtianjialirendeyiweihuanlegerenle！
不过也好!
diyibu，xianyongmeisenaxiafuzhandiyiyinxiang！
zhiyuneizaishadema，youdeshishijianrangtahaohaotihui！
hengheng！xiaoyang！haibudemisini！