第三章来闹事
“songxun！nigangcaiweishenmedaguinv！younizheiyangderenma！”
linguafujiushilinxiaohuadeniang，zaicunlizuishiqiajianhaoqiang，dagaishinianqian，tazhangfulindazhugenwodiequshanshangdayezhu，buxiaoxinbeiyezhugongsile，linsiqianlazhewodiedeshou，rangwodiehaohaozhaogutalaopogenguinv。
wodiejiantamenjiazheshikelian，jiudingxialewohelinxiaohuadeqinshi。
zheimeduonian，wodieyedequebangzhutamenjiahenduo。
neixietajiaganbuwandenonghuo，doushiwohewogebangzhezuode。
yikaishi，linguafudequeduiwojiaxincunganji，keshengmiendoumichou，rizijiule，takanwomenjiahaoqifu，jiukaishidecunjinchi，zhangzhewoxihuantanver，doukuaipadaowomenjiatoushangsayele！
“wojiushidatale，nizenmebuwenwenwoweishenmedata！”
linguafukulezheiyichang，menwaibianweilebushaokanrenaoderen，woyebupabierenxiaohua，bashengyintaigao，dashengshuodao。
“niguinv！neigeshuixingyanghuadejianren，takanshangrenjiashenzhiqingle！”
“hairangwomeitianbangneigeshenzhiqingganhuo！wojitanadeneixiehaochide，quandouyigunaosongjishenzhiqing，tadouchajiwodailvmaozile，wodatayibazhangzenmele！”
xianzaizheigeniandai，bamingshengkandebishenmedouzhongyao。
wosuiranbushihenzaihuzheige，keweilebaofulinxiaohua，woyehuochuqule。
nantingjiunanting，zenmeyebiquanjiabeihaisiqiangba？
“你，你胡说！”
jiechudaowairenchuanguolaideshengyin，linguafuhuangle，tayixinzhixiangjinvertaogongdao，shunbianzaiwojiabalayixiehaochu，kewanwanmeixiangdao，zijianveryeyoubabingzaiwoshouli！
“woyoumeiyouhushuo，nizijiquzhiqingsuowenwenbujiuzhidaole？”
我翻了个白眼。
neigelinxiaohuazicongkanshangshenqingyuzhihou，tiantianwangneibianpao，bushisongjidan，jiushisongbaimianmantou，tayigexiaoguniang，jialiyemeijigenanren，nalinadechuzheixiehaodongxi，haibudoushiwojitade？
zhenghaozheigeshihoushenqingyuluguowojiamenkou。
tachuanzheyishenbanbanzhengzhengdebaichenyi，lvsejunzhuangku，shoushanghainazheyibenbuzhidaoshenmeneirongdeshuji，jiushizheifuwenruoshushengdeyangzi，balinxiaohuamidewumisandaode。
“shenzhiqing！nilaidezhenghao，nilaishuoshuokan，linxiaohuashibushizaizhuiqiuni！”
gezhewuliumidejuli，wobatahanleguolai。
jiandaozheichangtaoseshijiandelingwaiyigezhurengong，neixieshenzisaosaomendeshixiansoudeyixiajiuzhuanyiguoqu，henbudezaishenqingyushenshangdinggekulongchulai。
“shenzhiqing，xunzishuodeshizhendema？”
“linxiaohuashibushizaizhuiqiuni？”
“zheikendingshizhende，woyouhaojicikanjianlinxiaohuajishenzhiqingsongchide！”
“kantaneixigeboxituide，yebuxiangshigenengganhuodeya！”
“xunzizhencan，poniangdoukuaigenrenpaole！”
linlixiangqinmendeyilun，rangshenzhiqingmianpifazi。
tabenlaijiushigesiyaomianzideren，xianzaibeizheimeduorendangzhongzhiwen，dunshiyouxiexiabulaitai。
“nimenzaishuoshenme，wogenlinxiaohuaqingqingbaibaide！”
tabashupadeyixiaheshang，mianshangyifudandingdeyangzi，keniezheshubendeshou，shangmianluchudeqingjin，xieluletacishidefennuhejinzhang。
“neinidaodixibuxihuanlinxiaohuaa？”
kanrenaobuxianshida，jigehelinguafubuhedeshenzizhuiwendao。
shenqingyudeliansezaicikankanlejifen，tayaoleyaosaibangzi，congyafenglijichulaijigezi。
“lintongzhihesongtongzhiyouhunyue，wowulunruheyebuhuipohuaitamenzhijiandeganqing，ruguomeiyoubiedeshiqingdehua，wojiuxianzoule。”
他说完，落荒而逃。
quemeiyoukandao，zhanzaitashenhou，xinrusihuiyibandelinxiaohua。