第3章 我是你二姑

xiaohaiermanlianrenzhen,xiangshizaishuoshenmelebuqidewenti,yaoshibutatunkoushuidedongzuoneimemingxian,huigengzhuangyanyixie。

mingqinrenxiao,niutoukanlingyibiansisuidewencheng,wenta:“binghaobuhaochia?”

wenchengbutaipang,naodaiquexiandetebieda,yonglidiantoudeshihou,mingqindoudanxintadebozinengbunengchengshouzhu。

“haochi。”xiaoxiaohaishahuhudishuo。

mingqinyouwen:“nichilema?chilejige?”

xiaoxiaohaiwenchengzaidiantou:“chile。bange!”

yiwenyida,zaibuhuiduoyigezi。

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erjiumajizijiasonglezheixie,quezhijihaizichibange。

erjiumayetingdaolezheihua,lianmangxiaodao:“liangchouxiaozixiangzhuyiyang,haodeyechibuchuhaolai,duoshaoyebugoutamenchi。”

mingqinchaojiumatiantianyixiao:“erjiumazhenhao。”

beirenturankuajiang,haishigesisuidexiaowawazheimeturandikuajiang,weijuanyelengleyixia,caifanyingguolai,jiujinbuzhuxiaomileyanjing:“haishiqinqintiexin。”

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wenjinlikebatouyaodexiangbolanggu:“wochibaole,nichi。”

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mingqinbulihuiwenjindejujue,zhijiebayijiaobingsaijinxiaoxiaohaideshouli,youbalingyijiaoyedidaowenjinmianqian:“yiqichi,zuixiang。”

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ng,yiqichi,caizuixiang。

kanliangxiaozihemingqinwandekaixin,weijuanjiuzijihuiqule。

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“meimei,man,shuai。”wenchengyigeziyigezidiwangwaibeng。

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切,小傻孩儿!

mingqinshuaileliangxiameishuaikai,wenchenggengjiayonglidiwojinletadexiaoshou,yibianhaihongta:“guai,bushuai。”

mingqinananfangebaiyaner,yejiuyoutaqianzhele。

liangxiaohaihuanghuangyouyouzouchuqu,wenjinyijinghejigeqibasuishilaisuidehaiziwanzaiyichule。

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wenjinbeixiaodeyouxiefashao,zouguolaihongliangxiaode:“niliangzaicaoduogenerxiawaner,shujieliyouchongzi,nimenzhaoyizhao,zhaodaochongziwodainimenquzhuoniaoer。”

wenchengyitingzhuoniaojiuhuanxididiantouyingchengzhe,mingqinquezaiciananfangebaiyaner,yongchongzi、guziyinniaodoushiyigeli,doudedengdaodongtian,zuihaoshidaxuezhihou,niaoermeidifangzhaochide,caihuimaoxiandaorenshexiadexianjingli。zheihuierzhengzhiqiutian,suishuotianlideliangshidadoushouqilaile,dandilihaiyouxuduocaozi,chongzimazhayezhengfei,niaoergenbenbuquechide,zenmehuimaoxianpaodaorendexianjinglilai。

tayebuxihuanchongzi,ruanpaparouhuhu,haibutingdiniudong,kanjianjiujuedetoupifama。

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qiantianyeli,ganggangxialeyichangxiyu,lushangjibenganle,maocaocongzhonghaiyouxiechaoshi。

lianggexiaohaizizoudaogaodademaocaocongli,jihuzhezhutamendabangeshenzi,geyuanlekan,zhikandaolianggehaizidejianbanghewuliuliulianggeyuannaodai,zoulaizouqu。

turan,wenchengzhizhemaocaogenshangdeyidiandianhuibaijiao:“mogu。jiaozhi。”

mingqinxunzhetadeshouzhizixikan,caibianrenchu,maocaogendixiazhangzheyixiaocuyixiaocudehuibaisexiaomogu。zheizhongmogudegetoudouhenxiao,bitadezhijiadabuleduoshao,youshengzhangzaimaocaocongzhong,bufankaicaogenzixizhao,genbenkanbujian。

“zheigenengchi?”mingqinshizhenbuzhidaozheigedongxinengbunengchi。dantazhidao,henduoyemoguyoudu,bunengsuibianluanchide。

wenchenghenrenzhendidiantou,yibiandunxiaquhangchihangchizhaiqilemogu。

mingqinkanzhezheigexiaoshahaier,youxiewunaidihongta:“nizheiyangbuxing,zanmennabuleduoshao,zaishuo,zheimenahuijiayezuanlanle……zanhuijianagexiaokuangziba。”

zhuyaoshi,tayaohuijiawenwen,zheigemogunengbunengchi。

wenchengdaoshihenhaohong,yitingjiudiantouzantong,lazhemingqindexiaoshouwanghuizou。

“qinqin!”yigekeyifangwenroudenvshengturanxiangqi。

mingqinhuitouqukan,quebeishaxiaoziwenchengyixiazidangzhu。

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tazhuaizhuaishaxiaozidexiaopangshou,anweidao:“gege,wopa。”

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“qinqin!”zheigenvrenyejiao,shengyinbizhiqiandeshengyinlengyinglexuduo。

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nvrenchelechezuijiao,kanyangzishixiangxiaoyixiao,fangsongxiaohaizidejiebei,naihe,tadagaitaijiubuxiaole,lianpidoujiangle,zheiyixiaojiutingjiangyingde,kanshangqu,bubikuhaokan。

“woshiniergu。nidemingzishinibabagaosuwode。”