第5章
zaizhiqingmenganglaidediyinian，yexiaojiaoyoucibushenluoshui，zhijieqianghunmileguoqu。
dengtaxinglai，jiukandaoleshouzaipangbiandesonganyang，jiurendingtajiuleziji。
zhidaohenduonianhou，songanyangdaizhejiaoqi、ernv，kaizhexiaoqichezaihuicunlideshihou，yexiaojiaocaiconglinludekouzhongdezhizhenxiang。
yuanlaidangchujiutadeshifangzihuai，zhibuguotaneishihouyoujishi，barenjiushanglaizhihouzhenghaokandaoleluguodesonganyang，jiubaituohouzhezhaokanyixia。
zheiyejiujieshitongle，dangnianyejiaxiangyaodazhangqigudeganxiesonganyang，houzhequefeichangjianjuedejujue，haishuoshenmezuohaoshibuyaozhangyangzhileidepihua。
yejiayejuede，daodishigenvhaizibeirenkanleshiludequanshen，bushuochuquyeshihaoshi，miandebeicunliyixiehaoshidebaguazheluanjiaoshegenzi。
yifanzhixia，zheiyejiubianchengleshuangfanggongtongbuzaiduotidemoqizhishi。
danyejiakemeishaoandilijisonganyanghaochu，baokuolianpingshijitafendehuoer，doushizuiqingbiande。
yexiaojiaogengshizidaimeiyanlvjing，wufazibadeaishangleneiwei“jiumingenren”。
想想，全是讽刺啊！
neifangzihuaiyuanbenyebushihuaduoderen，gujishijianyexiaojiaomeishi，yecongweizaiduoshuoguoshenme。
erzhenzhengrangyexiaojiaonianlefangzihuaiyibeizide，haishihoumianfashengdeshi…
qianshi，yejialuopozhihou，fangzihuaianzhongbangguoyexiaojiaobushaoci，suanshitaandanshenghuozhongweishubuduodeyishuweiguang。
erneishi，beizhananpaoqihouyexiaojiaozibeiwubi，congzhinengjiangtashenshenzangzaixindi，congbuganbiaolufenhao。
dengtazhongyuxiangtongdasuanchongpozhiguyutazaiyiqi，quetingdaolefangzihuaiqushideehao！
qianshitadeyibeizi，huodejiuxianggedaxiaohua！
neitiandeluchengtaiduan，henduohuayexiaojiaolaibujishuo，jintiandangzhezheimeduorendemianer，yebushihaojihui。
kanlaidehuitouzhaogeshijian，quhaohaowenwenfangzihuaiguanyuneiciluoshuideshi。
songanyangxiangjixumaolinggonglao？
做梦！
zhouweirenjianlianggenianqingzheiyanghexiedeyimu，yedoubuyoudaquqilai。
mofei，yexiaojiaobeisongzhiqingshangtoulexin，dasuanhuanmubiaole？
bijingfangzihuaiyeshixiangyangcunyoumingdehaohousheng，duoshaodaguniangdoudianjizheli！
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yanxia，xiashouhaiweikaishi。
bushaocunminfenfencoudaodaduizheibiankanrenao，neishalilunkaoshishenmetamenbudong，zhuyaodoushilaikantuolajide。
yeyoubushaorenjiushilaiqiaoyexiaojiaorenaode，yigebeichonghuailedeyatou，haizhenbuzhitiangaodihoudeyaokaiche？
zhendebuhuibaxintuolajijizhuangdaoqiangshang，huozhekaijingoulima？
yexiaojiaomeixinqingquguanzhouweirendexinlihuodong，tazhengzaidaduizhuanmenshelidangkaochangdewu，quanshenguanzhudedatini。
shuoshishijuan，qishijiushicongxianliqinglaideneiweilaosijishifu，qinzijichuledeshidaoti。
如：
怎样能把车子发动？
如何刹车？
yudaodaoluqianfangyouniuyangqunyinggaizenyangduoshan？
…
yanxiadedajiadouhaimeiyouquxianlipeixunguoni，jibenshangyedoushihuishadasha，haozaizhiqiandesantianli，dajiayedoushefadating、lejiedaoleyixieguanyutuolajidexinxi。
bangexiaoshihou，datijieshu。
sijilaoshifuqinzibadajiadeshijuanshoushangqu，ranhoudangzhezhongrenmendemianerkaishipigai。
四份卷子。
meifenershidaoti，geshifen。
zheiweilaoshifushichulemingdegongzheng，shenzhikeyishuoyouxiesiban，zheirangdajiafanergengfangxin。
meicuo，yougexingzhangderuxuanzhemeilai，shuoshizuowanchihuailedongxi，zhijielaxutuole，xianzaigongsheweishengshidadiandini。
qiyucanjiazhe，zhiganjuezijideruxuanjilvyoudalejifen，fandaoxinligenganangaoxingni。
chengjichulaizhihou，laoshifujiudaizhesirenquwaimianshijia。
yaodengliangxiangfenshudouchulai，zongfenzuigaozhe，yejiushijintiandehuoshengzhe！
waitoudecunminmenzaojiudengdexinjile，jiantamenzhongyuchulai，yedoufenfendaqilejingshen。
songanyangyeqiaorancoudaolerenqunzuiwaiwei，sisidingzheyexiaojiao，yandihuaguoyimoyuanhen!
gangcailushangtatingrenshuo，jintianyexiaojiaochongzhefangzihuaidazhaohu，haixiaodegewaitianni！
songanyangxiayishiwojinquantou，xintoumomingjiushengqileyiguweijigan。
ruguoshuozhiqianhaishiyouxieyouyu，neimecishi，tajiuyuefaduding，jianjuebunengrangyexiaojiaochengweishenmetuolajishou。
songanyangdequebuxihuanyexiaojiao，queyebingbufangaixiangshouzhetadezhuiqiu，yijizhenggeyejiasuonengtigongdebihuhebianli。
zhishao，zaitalikaixiangyanggongshezhiqian，neiyatoujiubunengyiqingbielian！
今天必须要阻止！
suiran，songanyangbingburenweiyexiaojiaozhennengcheng。
就她？
母猪都能上树吧！
这边——
试驾已经开始了。
shouxianshangchangde，shidiyidaduizhangdetangzhizi。
chenhaojinnianershiqisui，tacongqiangenyigeyuanfangqinqixueguoliangshou，suanshicunliweishubuduomoguochederen，suoyiyeshidiyigeganzhudongzhanchulaide。
zhishi，tadangshikaideshisanlunche，haishitouyicikaituolaji，yezhishimianqiangkailejimi，jiuchadianmeizhuangzaidashushang。
jiexialaidelianggeren，gengshilianchedoumeidianzhehuo。
zhuanyan，jiulundaozuihoudeyexiaojiaole！
开拖拉机嘛！
biqihoushineixiexuyaotongguanken，cainengnazhengdexiaoqiche，yanqianzheidatiekuaitou，kansibiaohanshijibingbunan。
kequangongshederen，quemeiyouyigekanhaoyexiaojiaode。
xianbushuokaichejishushade，jiushuojiuliandahuodoushibaizaiyanqiandeyigedawenti。
rujinkemeiyouhoushineizhong，yiningyaochihuozheanxiaanniu，jiunengqingsongkaidongdedianlidahuozhuangzhi，ershineizhonglaoshidezzixingtiegunqidongqi。
zheijiuxuyaokaichederen，bixudeyouhendadeliqi，zheiyeshihenduonvsijishouxianbeipaichuzaiwaidezhongyaoyuanyin。
cunminmenqiaozheyexiaojiaoxigeboxituierde，yuefajuedezheiyatouzaihunao。
youxieyuyuanzhuyouguojiede，zheihuierdoudengzhekanxiaohuani！
yejialaosanjianzhuang，likejiuchongleguolai，yaoxianbang**bachefadongqilai。
jieguoyougelujiabenjiadenanrenguyiqihong：“za？nihainengtiantiangenzhebangtayaochebucheng？”
qiyurenyedourenjunbujinqilai，fenfenjuedeyejiarenzheicishizhenfengle，jiusuanzaichongnver，yedeyougeduba?
yexiaojiaochongzhesangebaibaishou：“wozijinengxing。”
tashuozhe，jiushunshounaqileneizhongtiezhichengdeqidongqi，fangrukeyaodongdekacaoqilai，kaishiyiquanquandezhuandongqilai。
zuikaishiyouxiechili，zhujianqidongqizhuandongdeyuelaiyuekuai，zuihouzhitingdao“bengbengbeng”deqiangxiang，tuolajikaihuole！
众人！！
kejiexialai，haiyourangtamengengjiajingedeshini！