事态反转,一场闹剧

danjian“hunmibuxing”dewangguafuturanyigeyuting,congdishangtiaoleqilai:

“aiyowei,tengsilaoniangle!tengtengteng!”

众人:“……”

kanzherucihuobengluantiaodewangguafu,xianchangqifendunshixianruyizhenganga。

zheihaiyoushenmebumingbaide?

shenmezhuangshuzisha,hunmibuxing,naolebantian,zheijiushirenjiachangdeyichuxi!

nanguaigangganglufanhuahuizheiyangshuo。

什么玩意儿!

zhongrenhuiguoshen,kanwangguafudeyanshenbiandeguaiyiqilai。

meixiangdaoa,pingchangkanqilaizui“shouguiju”dewangguafu,jingranyehuizuochu“yikuernaosanshangdiao”baxi。

像个泼妇一样。

gaibuhui……tapingchangneifuzhengjingdeyangzi,doushizhuangchulaideba?

“wangshenzi,nijinergezheishibandeyetaibuhoudaole,zheibushinazhewomendahuoerkaishuanma?”

“jiushia,haiwomenpingbaidanxinleyichang……”

cikedewangguafuzhihenbudezhijiehunguoqu!

tadaoshihaixiangzaizhuangyunyici。

dan,xiangdaolufanhuaganggangdeshouduan……xinlibuyouzhidatu。

yebuzhidaozheichouyatoushileshenmeshouduan,congtadetoushangbaleyigenfaka,wangtadeshoushangzheimeyichuo,tajiuhaosihunshenbeizhenzhaleyiban,tongderendourenbuzhu。

xianzaixiangxiangdouhaitoupifama。

tahenhendidenglelufanhuayiyan,yanzhuyizhuan,wuzheetouzhuangmozuoyangdiaiyoqilai:

“aiaa,wotouhaoyun……zenmehuishi?wozenmekanbuqingle?ganggangfashengleshenmeshiqing?yanera,niganjinfuwojiaqu……”

wangxiaoyanyefanyingguolai,xiudeyizhangyuanlianpanzhangdetonghong,renbuzhutoutoukanlechenmoyiyan,youkuaisusuolehuiqu,lengzhanzheyouxiebuzhisuocuo。

“wangshenzi,nizhei……”miaoshurenzhanglezhangzui,zuihoutanleyikouqi,“xiaoyana,niganjinfuniniangjiaqu……”

tahuayinhaiweiluo,yirenyingbuzhidaocongshenmedifanghuranchongleguolai,zhizhichongxianglufanhua。

lufanhuabennengdichajuedaoleweixian,dantazheijushentiquefanyingbuguolai,pa——diyisheng,lianshangshigengshengshengdiaileyibazhang!

yuanbenbaijingdepifu,shunjianhongzhongyipian。

taweixiandimiqiyanmou,taishoujiuxiangfanji,quezaikanqingchunvrendelianshi,shenziyizhan,shengshengzhizhuledongzuo。

neishiyiguyuanziyushentibennengdehaipa。

bushitade,ershiyuanzhucancundeyishi。

yanqiandenvren,bushibieren,zhengshichenmodehouniang——zhanghongxia,yeshiyuanzhudepopo。

chenmuzaishenglechenmomeiduojiujiusile,houlaichenfucaiqulezhanghongxiazheigenvrenjinmen。

zheinvrenbiaomianshangfengrensanfenxiao,sheidoushuotarenhao,danshijishangqueshiyigexiaolizangdaode,jiqizisihenla。

yuanzhuduitajihuyantingjicong,haipadehen。

youhenduoshiqing,qishibingbushiyuanzhudebenyi,daoshitizheigehouniangbeileheiguo!

jinrizheibizhang,qiejixia!

haiyouguoqu,taduiyuanzhuzuodeneixieshiqing……

zongyouyitian,tahuiyiyihuibao!

lufanhualenglengdikanzhezhanghongxia,mouguangrudao。

zhanghongxiayileng,jingjuedelufanhuakanzijideyanshenhaoxiangzaikanyigesiren,tahaidezhizhidalegeduosuo。

haobantiancaihuiguoshenlai,xinzhongdunshiyizhenhuoqi。

zheigexiaojianren,jurangandengta!?

daneryangfeile,ganzaofanleshiba!

taweiweitaiqixiaba,kanlufanhuadeyanshenjiuxiangkanshenmedidengxiajiandewanyier:

“niezhang,haibujiwoguixia!”

zhanghongxiaturanlaidezheimeyishou,zhibazhongrendoujinongmengle,zhei……shichangdenayichua?

yuanlai,zhanghongxiazhizailushangtingrenshuole,lufanhuabarenwangguafubidezhuangshuzijinle,haibuzhidaohouxufazhan。

yanjianzhongrenmudengkoudaidikanzheziji,zhijuedezijiganggangdejudonglileweifeng,buyouanziyizhendeyi。

kanlufanhuadebiaoqingyeyufazhigaoqiang:

“lufanhua,wogaosuni,womenlaochenjiajueduibuhuichengrennizheigexifu!congjinwanghou,nibuxuzaitajinwomenlaochenjiabanbu,miandewulewomenlaochenjiademenmei!”

lufanhuakanzhetazheifuchangdaxideyangzi,zhijuedekexiao:

“wodaoshixiangwenwen,wozuoleshenmele,jiuwulenimenlaochenjiademenmei?”

张红霞哼了一声:

“niyiqianzuodeneixiechoushi,wodoumeilianshuo!wopacongwozuilishuochulai,douxianzang!danjintiannibarenjiawangshenzibidexunleduanjian,zheijianshiqingwobunengbuguan!”

shuowan,tayiyanpiaodaolehaimeilaidejilikaidewangguafu,shangquyibafulerenjiadegebo,haoyidunanfu:

“wangshenzi,nifangxin,suiranfanhuashiwomenlaoerxifu,danshiwojuebupiantan,jintianyidingyaotajinigejiaodai!”

wangguafubiaoqingyijiang,zhihenzijigangganglikaidetaiman!

xianzaidaohao,jinyebushi,tuiyebushi。

xiangzhe,bumianyouzaixinliananbazhanghongxiamaleyitong。

zheigejiaoshigun,xiajiaoheshenme?

pianpianzhanghongxiahaimeizhuyidaozhongrendeyanse,jianlufanhuahaizhanzaineilimeidong,zhijuedenuhuoyizhongyouyizhong,hechidao:

“nizheigehunzhangdongxi,haibuganjinjiwoguixia,xiangwangshenziketourencuo!”

tashuowan,xianchangdunshiyipianjijing……