“疯了是不是？”
lianshangyouaiyibazhang，chenyangdingzheyanglaotai，lianshangyijingbianchengbaonu，xiangtounuqizhongdeshizi，sihuxiayikejiuyaochongguolai。
ruguoshuogangcaiwanglianhainengzuodezhu，daocishi，bianchedilengjingbulele。
tayilvxiuzihuishoujiupuguoqu，“silaotaipo，wokannijiushizhaocha，yidianjipixiaoshi，nizaizheimozuipizi，youshimayoushida，duoshidelaodongxi，worangnizhaoshi！”
yanglaotaishouliduanzhechagangzi，suishoupotayilian。
“a！”wanglianyanlijinshui，budebutingbu。
yanglaotaichenjichuaiyijiao，jiuwangwaipao，
“doulaikankana，erxifudapopole，aiyouzheirizibunengguole，yangzheimedaerzibaiyangle，huzhexifulaidaqinniangyou，wozheishishamingei，yangchuzheimegedongxi，bunengguoleya！guobuxiaqule！”
yanglaotaizaiyuanziliyikusanchang，haobuqican，
“zheiguobuxiaquleya，guobuxiaqule，daobulemingtianjiuyaobeierzierxifudasile，aiya，wobunenghuole，a，wozheishishaminga，yangdalehaizilaidawoyaaaa。”
yankanjiefanglinjudouhaoqideshentoukan，chenyangqidequantouwodegazhixiang，tayiqianzhenbuzhidao，tamahaiyouzheibenshi。
yankanrenyuelaiyueduo，chenyangrenwukeren，“biekule，dawanshangbuxiandiuren。”
zhenghaocishiyourencongdamenjinlaile，yitingzheiju，zaikanchenjialaoerzheiyilianxiongxiang，aiya，kanlaichenyangzhendataniangle。
wanglianduzishangbeichuaileyijiao，tengdezhibuqiyao，zheilaodongxi，yongzheimedajing，xinligengjianaonu。
dengtingdaoyanglaotaizaiwaibianzheimeku，gengshiqidequanshenchouchou，“laodongxi，heidebeinishuochengbaide，wohaimeigennisuanzhangni，nijiwoniangjianadenamenzili，womaguoshou，nineidiandongxikechensheini。”
“wohaimeigennishengqi，nidaoxiannaoqilaile，haoa，ninao，naoba，lairangdahuodoupingpingli，kansheishixinganheide**！”
wangliantengdeqibulai，rengzaiwuzhongdishangzuozhe，dantadeshengyinchuanchuqu，kanrenaodelinjumendoutingjianle。
zhongrenxixu，pingshizhenmeikanchulaia，zhizhidaochenjiadaxifubushihaode，meixiangdaozheilaoerxifuyezheimelihai。
aiyou，zheilaochenjiadedashi，jintianzhenshiyichajiezheyicha。
“kuangdang”yisheng，manyuanzidoujingle。
wangliantingzhebudui，wuzheduziwangwaikan，kanqingwaimianrenhou，xinzhongyitiao。
gonggongshenmeshihouhuilaide？buhuibatagangcaineixiehuadoutingjianleba。
pingshipopoxingzihao，bushengqi，jiazhonggonggongshiyijiazhizhu。
jintiannaozheimeda，gonggong，，，
chenyouguoheizhelian，chuanguorenqun，kanqingjiazhongnaojuhou，shouzhongdezixingchehenhenshuaizaidishang，piaoleyiyandishangkuzheyilianbitiyibaleideyanglaotai，youcileyannaoshidelaoerxifu，zuihouluodaochenyangshenshang。
“zaineichuzheganshenme，haibugunguolai！”
biekanchenyouguopingshichenmoguayan，shichulemingdelaoshiren，kelaoshirenshengqiqilai，caishizuikepade。
yanxia，jiefanglinjujiubeichenyouguozheifumoyangheyidatiao。
杨老太心中冷笑，
老实？
呸！
songzouyiquankanrenaodelinju，chenjiatangwumenyiguan，zuihouhuilaidechenxiangjiangmenguanyanshi，zudanglewaibiankanrenaodeshixian。
yanglaotaiyiranzuozaineibazuigaodeyizishang，zheipingridoushichenyouguoguanzuode，danxianzai，tajiuzaineizuozhebudong。
chenyouguosaoleyiyan，yanxiabuheshi，meizaishuoshenme。
chenxiangmiaoleyiquan，lvxiankaikouwen，“peipeiheyuhuameizaijia？”
zaoshangshangbanzoudeshihou，chenpeibeiyanglaotaiguanqilai，dajiadouzhidao，dangshidoumangzheshangban，shuolechenpeiliangju，tamenbianlikaile。zhiyanglaotaiqingjiazaijiakanzheta。
ersongyuhuazaichangziliguageming，changchangbuqushangban，dabufendouzaijiade，xianzai，zenmemeijianren。
bukuishidage，ganzaizheimediyaxiakaikou。
chenminghechenrongmomokanleyanchenxiang，xinzhongshudamuzhi。
erchenyouguobugaoxing，danshidaerzikaikoude，tabianyemeiyouchize。
yanglaotaizaojiuhuifumianwubiaoqing。
“chenpeixunsimihuo，woburangtachuqu，tajiuyaosi，wodayedale，mayemale，buguanyong，tapaochuquzhaoneigeshenmehuanghaifengle。”
“woqiyishang，chibuxiaqufan，edeyanqianfahei，niniudaniangbawocongdishangfuqilai。yuhuachizhejidangao，zhanzaiyuanlichidezazaxiang，xiaoguziyebuguan，wozheipopoyebuguan，baozheshoukanrenao。niudaniangshuotajiju，tajiupaohuiniangjiaqule。”
“chenxianga，younizheihaoxifuer，natianwoesizaijiali，pashirenjiadoubuqiaoyiyan。”
tapiaoquchenxiangdeyanshenyiweishenzhang，youbudongshengsepieleyanchenyouguo，zheifuziliang，haha，haoa，batayibeizipiandetuantuanzhuan。
kanjintianchenpeidefanying，yinggaibuzhidaoshengmushishei，shenzhitahechenxiangyouxueyuandeqinxiongmeizheiyiceng，kenengyebuzhidao。
danchenxiang，pashidoumenqingba。
chenyouguobasuoyouzaojiugaosulechenxiang，liangrenlianqishoulai，wangtazheizhanhaochu。
chenxiangmianzishanghendaowei，likecankuidedixiatou，“ma，duibuqi，wotiyuhuagennidaoqian。huitouwoyidingshuota。”
“buyongle。”yanglaotaibaishou，“daerxifuyikoufandoubuzuo，ererxifushenshoujiuyaodawo，lianererziduizhewoyechengxiong。haiyousannver，wodoushiweiletahao，taqueweilenanren，yaogenwoduanjueguanxi，yaohenwoyibeizi。”
tazhangtanyisheng，shangxindebudele，“nimenzouba，douzouba。”
“laoda，laoerdouchengjiale，yougongzuoyouqiande，zouba，doubanchuqu，woguanbulenimenle，wanghoubiezaiwoyanqianaiyan。”
“ma，niyaofenjia？”chenrongzuikuai。
gangshuowanjiubeichenmingzhuaileyixia。
chenyouguochayidekanleyanglaotaiyiyan，youqiaoqiaohechenxiangjiaohuangeyanshen。
wangliantuiletuichenyang，duixiaokaikou，“ma，sheijiameiyoudianmaodun，nanengyizhangkoujiufenjia，wogangcaishuohuabuzhongting，woyejinindaoqian，duibuqi。”
chenyangyejiezhedao，“ma，wonanengdanin，woneibushichongnin，ninbiewangxinliqu。nindarenbujixiaorenguo，yuanliangwozheihui，yihouzanjiahaigenyiqianyiyang。”
tamensuirangeziyoudanweiyougongzuo，danmeiyoufenfang，chuquhounandaoshuidajie？
yanglaotaibusongkou，chenyouguojiezhezheiliangrendehua，shunshixuntamenyidun，danyanglaotaijiushiyaofenjia。
bu，bushifenjia，shiyaobatamendouganchuqu。
“yangnimenxiao，yangnimenda，yangnimenquxifutianhaizi。chidehedechuandeyongde，quanshiwoguannimen。jirankanbushang，neijiuchuquzijiguoba。”
“nimengongzuozheimeduonian，meirenwangjialijiaoguoyifenqian，neishoulikendingdouzanxialaibushaoqianba。zouba，aishangnazhushangnazhuqu，laoniangsihoubuqi！”