【脑子寄存处】
【bengushiyurenwuchunshuxugou。qingwuduizhaolishi。】
【zhugeweiduzhepengyou，renrenfacai，gegejinbu！】
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2015年，7月。
炎炎夏日！
handongshengjingzhoushijiaoyedeguyanling！
“qutamadelaotianye！”
“chenhaidemingwohuihaide！！”
“meiyourennengshenpanwo！！！”
qitongweishengsilijie，kanzhezhengyilinrandehouliangping，baqianghanzaizuili，xunsukoudongbanji。
砰！~
tunqiang，sidexunji，tashiqulehounaogu，quekeyiliuxiayizhangwanzhengdelian，tazheizhangcengjingyeyangguang，yecengjingbeisuzaoweijiduyingxiongdelian。
zheishitazuihoudeduikang，yeshitazuihoudetimian。
……
三天后！
qitongweidefuqin，nianmaideqilianshanbeijiedaolejingzhou，yaoqiutaqianzijieshoutaerzideshishou！
祁连山孤苦一生！
laobanzaiqitongweixiaodeshihou，jiuqushile！
tayigerenzaihuangtudishangbaqitongweilacheda，haoburongyikanzhetakaoshangledaxue，kanzhetagongzuo，kanzheyidiandianjinbu……
结果！
白发人送黑发人！
haohaodeyigeren，zenmeshuomeijiumeile！？
binyiguandetingshijian，tanaqilebi，zhandouzheshuangshou，chichibukenqianziqueren！
tabushizi，meiyouwenhua，danshibuxia，buchun！
“同志！”
“womeiyouwenhua，bushizi，nibangwoniannian，zheisiwangbaogaoshangshizenmexiede？”
“woerziqitongweishizenmeside？”
shenpangdeganjinghuangle！buzhisuocuo！！
zaichangderen，doumeiyouxiangdao，yigenongcundelaotoujingranhaihuijiaozhen？！
zheishi，shijudezhaodonglaikanlekanlidakang！
lidakangyingzhetoupizhanlechulai！
“qilaoboa，tongweia，shiwodetongshi，tashiyingongxunzhide。shigeyingxiong……”
“ninganjinquerenqiangeziba，zaodianhuohua，zaodianjitongweipinggelieshi。”
“ninyehaona**defuxujin！”
lidakangyoupianzheqilianshan，xiangrangtaganjinqianzi，bazheijianshiganjinlejiediao！
yinweisharuijinzaisanjiaodaile，qitongweideshiqingbixuzhuajingaiguandinglun！yitiganjinhuohua，tahaiyaoxiangshanghuibaode！
danshiqilianshanquebuweisuodong，jianchiyaokanshiti！
“woxiangkanyiyan，wodeerzi！”
zaichangderenquanbufannanle！
zheishitikebunengsuibiankana，qitongweitunqiangzisha，zhenggehounaoshaodouxiandiaole！canburendu！
“qilaoboa！tingshijianyinleng，duininshentibuhao！”
“kuangqie，woshitazuiqinmidezhanyou，womenyitongzhixingderenwu！”
“zhuijiaoyihuo**，meixiangdaochuleyiwai！！tongweijiuxishengzaiwoshenbian！”
lidakangshengleijuxia，henbudebaozheqilianshanku！
danshi，qilianshanbuweisuodong！laoleizonghengdishuodao：
“jiurangwokanyiyanba，wodeer，wodeer……”
lidakangjianzhuang，shouqilekuqiang，weinanle，shenzhidouyouxienule！
zheimemomocengcengde，tuodaoshenmeshihou？！
sharuijinshujiganzhexiangshanghuibaoni！！qitongweidesizhinengshiyingongxunzhi！！！
zheiqitongweidelaofuqinbuqianzi，meibanfabanlihuohuashouxua！
zheishitiduoliuyitian，jiushiduoyitiandemafan！！
yinwei，mingyanrenyikanjiuzhidao！
taqitongweishibeibizhetunqiangzishade！
yigeshenggongantingtingzhangbeibisi，huibaoshangqubuhaoting！suoyi，qitongweibixushiyingongxunzhide！
lidakangkeshidaizhesharuijindesiminglinglaide，benyiweizheimeyigebaifacangcangdenongminlaotouhenhaohunong，meixiangdao，yeshigeyinggutou！
非较真！
“qilaoboa……bushiwobujikan，shizhendebuheshi，doudongshangle，yekanbuchushenme……”
“wokeyidabaopiao，qitongweitongzhixishengdeshihou，wanwanzhengzhengde，shenshangyidiandoumeishao！”
“ninganjinqiangeziba……”
“houmiandeshouxuwobangninban，lieshiwoyequjininshenqing……”
lidakangshuozhe，naqilesiwangbaogao，didaoleqilianshanshoubian，qilianshanqueyaoyaotou，qingqingshuaishou，jiangbaogaopengfeile！
qitongweidesiwangbaogaohuanhuanpiaoluo，tangzailebinglengdedishang，ruqitongweiyiyang。
李达康有些恼怒了！
jianqiledishangdesiwangbaogao，saidaolezhaodonglaihuaili，xiaoshenghedao：
“你来签！！”
赵东来懵了！
**！！
woshigongan，nirangwoweizaocailiao？！！
缺心眼吧！！
“shuji……shu……zheibuheshi……”zhaodonglaiziranshibuqian！
zheijiashudouhaizaini！zhifafanfa，yandoubuyanleshiba？！！
zhaodonglaiyebushishazi，ziranshibuqian！
shubuzhi，lidakangyijingbeijiazaihuoshangkaole！
sharuijinyaoqiutamingtianbixuhuohuadiaoshiti！yinweisharuijinyaoxiangshangzuohuibao！
fantanbeibisi！heyingongxunzhi！sharuijindezerentianchadibie！
santianqian，guyanlingshangyishengqiangxiang，sharuijinjiulijifengsuolexiaoxi！weidejiushijintian！
结果！
bei80suidelaotouqilianshanjibanzhule！
lidakangjianzhaodonglaibuken，jiuyoudongwainaojinle！xiaoshenghedao：
“neiniganjinjiaobinyiguanguanzhang！”
“立马火化！！”
赵东来一听，嘿！
又让我背锅！！
nishiweishujizenmebujiao？！jiashuzaichang，nizenmehuohua？！
huohuale，jiashuzhuijiuguolaizenmeban？！
jiaowozhaodonglaibeizeren？！
“kuaidian！！”lidakangjipodihedao！！
zhaodonglaiwukenaihe！guandayijiyasiren！zhinengtaochudianhua，dianhuajiaolaibinyiguanguanzhang！kaikoujiushi：
“立马到停尸间！”
“shiweilidakangshujizhao！！”
zhaodonglaiqiaomiaodibazerenyoutuidaolidakangshenshang！
nibushirangwojiaoguanzhangma？！
好啊！
我叫了！
lidakangqidedengzhechangfandiaodezhaodonglai！！jiangtaladaolewaimian！hedao：
“zhaodonglai！nishenmeyisi！！”
“worangnijiaorenlaihuohua！！”
zheixiazheizhaodonglailaiyebuguanzhele！nigelidakangzerenconglaibuzijikang，dourangshenbianderenbeiguo！！
这次还想坑我？！
去**！！
zhaodonglaizhenglezhengzijidejingfu，chonglidakangjinglegelishuodao：
“李书记！”
“woshirenmingonganganjing！！”
“wozhizuofalvyunxuneideshiqing！！”
“nirangwochongfengjiaofei，woyiburongci！！！！danshiweifadeshiqing，wobuzuo！！”
zhaodonglaidashengheleqilai！
lidakangyixiahuangle！！！dashenghedao：
“你喊什么喊！！”
“你喊什么！！！”
qilianshantingdaoleliangrendezhengchao，yixiajiumingbaile，zijideerziqitongwei，sidexiqiao！tazhishixiangzhidao，taerzidaodizenmeside？！
tashiluodichuitousangqi，huanhuanzouchuletingshijian，duzilikaile……
erxianchangderen，zhuyiliquanzailidakanghezhaodonglaishenshang！
yinweiliangrenyanchouzhejiuyaoganqilaile！
都在劝架！