yuanzhuxianqishileiyigongzuoweijia，buzhaogujiating，buzhiqingshiqu，budongshuorangrenerrexintiaodeqinghua，fanzhengjiushiyibaigebumanyi。
danzaixiaboshiyanli，zheixiebusuanshenmequedian。yinweixiaboshizijiyeshizheiyangderen。
tagengkanzhongnanrendezerenxin、suyang、pinge。
erzheixie，shileisihudoubuque。
buzhidaoyuanzhuxiangyaojiadeshihedengshenxianrenwu?jiutaneizishentiaojian，hainengjiajibishileigenghaodenanrenjiuzaixiayanhusiluanxiangzhishi，“dudu”，zheishi，yourenqiaomen。
xiayanhailaibujihuiying，wuwaiqiaomenderenyijingchushengle：
“xiaoxia，woshihehuaa，nengqilaikaimenma?wojiniduanlezhouguolai。”
xiayanyitingshigebilinjuhehuashen，ganjinyingdao：
“来啦!”
tagangbamendakai，menwaiyige30duosuidenvren，lijiyilianreqingdidaliangshangle。
“yo，xiaoxia，falegaoshao，guoranqisejiuchaduole
nikankan，nimenjiashifuduotengni，chumenqian，hainalemi，rangwobangmangaozhoujinichi。
wojiushuoshifutaikeqile，yiwanzhouma，haiyaobumijiwomen。
buguohuashuohuilai，zanmenjiashudayuanli，xiangshifuzheimetengxifude，takeshiduyifen，tapaidier，jiumeirenganpaidiyi。”
hehuashenshigehualao，kandechulai，meishahuaixin，jiushiyigesuizuidenongcunfunv，yantanjian，nengtingdechulai，shixiangzheshileide。kejingdikuashileihao。
tadezhangfucuilingshishileitongjideganbu，danzaizhongrenyanli，shileinengligengqianggengnianqing，zonghesuzhihejinbudeqianlibicuilingdouqiang，suoyihehuashenduixiayanyizhihenkeqi。
xiayankantashoulidetuopanbuguangyoubaimizhou，haiyouyidiechaoxianluobu，bangexianyadan，dunshiduziyizhenjigujiao，queshiele，bianbukeqidijieguotuopan，shuo：
“hehuashen，xiexieni，rangnifeixinle。”
hehuakanzhexiayanqiaocuidelian，yuyanyouzhi，zheishi，linwudeerzituranhaotaodakuqilai，tayiting，bianhuangleshen，rengxiayiju：
“xiaoxia，wokandaozheicichurenwu，xiaoronghaoxiangyequle，nizijikeyaohaohaobawoa!xiaodihaoxiangshuaidaole，wodeganjinhuiqukankan!”
haibudengxiayanhuiying，hehuabianhuanglihuangzhanglikai，yinweitasansuidexiaoerzicuixiaodizaigebikudegengcanle，zheihaizi，yikucan，jiuhuishangqibujiexiaqi，henheren，hehuadeganjinquhongta，rangtabiekucaixing，burannengkudeyunguoqu。
hehuameitoumeinaorengxiadehua，rangxiayanzhangerheshangmobuzhetounao。
肖蓉是谁
tagangguolai，bingbushisuoyoujiyidounengduiyingdeshang。
jiuzhexianyadanhexianluobu，chiwanbaimizhou，xiayanjuedejingshenxuduo。
tabalihunxieyishu、cunzhedoushoujinzhuozichoutili，choutideyaochitaheshileigeyouyiba。xiangzheyaokanshijian，tabashoubiaodaishangle。
choutilihaiyouyixielingchao，shiyuan、wuyuan、yiyuan、wumao、wufen……xiayanshulexia，yigonghaiyou16yuansanjiaoqifen。
zheishishileibuzaijiashi，liujitadeshenghuofei。
zheinanrennengchua!zijibuzaijia，babangeyuegongzidouliujilaopohuale。
xiayanzezezanshanglejisheng。
tasuiranshigaolengdeyixueboshi，danneizhishibiaoxiang，shizepingshitayetingxihuankanyulebagua、xihuantingkeshidetongshijiangjiazhangliduan，zhidaozaizheipiantudishang，quqinshixiangqugemianfeibaomu、huozhechongdangshengyujiqidenanrenbushaoxiaboshiyinweixueye，cuoguolezuijiahunqi。dantayebuhouhui，xingkuimeijiehun，yaobutakenengjiushijiatinglunlijulibeicandenvzhule。
xiaboshiyijingdasuanyibeizibujiehunle，meixiangdaolaotiankanbuguoyan，bushangliangjiurangtachuanyuebushuo，haizhijieanpaileyiduanhunyinjita，qiangxingbuchangtadequeshi。haihao，duifangrenpin、tiaojiandoubucuo，xiayanjuedenengchuchu。
xiaboshiyiqiansuiranshigaolingzhihua，danyebudanwutaxianzaiyuanyiluorufanjian，changchangrenjianyanhuoqixi，guoguojiediqideshenghuo。
congmuqianzhongzhongjixianglaikan，shileishiyigeduizijijiejian，duiqizidafangdehaonanren。
tazhangdeshuai，youbianzhi，haizaiyigetingdadedanweidanrenlefuzhi，youyushizhishudanwei，ruguozhuandaodifanggongzuo，tadejibiezuyidanrendifangyibashoule。
zheimeshangjin、youxiu、pingegaoshangdenanren，buzhidaoyuanshenhaiyoushenmebumanzude，youchaoyounao、kutianhandi，haizinvedefashao，diuleming……nachuzhongzhongshouduanfeiyaoheshileilihun。
是脑残吧
xiayanqingmaleyiju，youjuedehuafengyoudianbudui。
e，tamadebujiushizijima
算了，不骂了
nianqingjiushihao，suiranzuowanfagaoshao，danchilefan，ganjueshentimashangkangfule。shijianhaizao，xiayancongchoutilizhualebaqianfangjindouli，dasuandaofujindedapuzhenzouzou，jinkuaishuxiyixiazheilidehuanjing。
“xiayan，niduonaliqule?hunlilema?wozaizheidengniliangtianle，nizenmecailai?”
caidaodapuzhenkou，xiayanjiubeiyigenanrenlanzhule。
nanrenyoutoufenmiande，toufaliudezhangzhangde，liuhaigaizhuleyanjing，houmiandetoufazhangdekuaidaobozile，toufagujiyousantianmeixile，shangmianpiaozhebaihuahuadetoupixie，jichudeyougouchaoyipancaile。
yishendabankeyikaojiu，baichenshan，weilezhangxianshenfen，qiandouchazhesizhigangbi。
zheiniantounengchayizhibijiushiyouwenhuadexiangzheng，chaliangzhibiyinggaishigengyouwenhuadeyisi，danruguochagesi、wuzhibi，jushuojiushixiubide，yebuxiaodezheinanrendongbudong。
xiashenshihuisedekajiku，hexianzaikuansongdenankubuyiyang，tadekuzigaiguole，henxiushen，goulechu**danzi，huotuotuonaiyouxiaoshengdexingxiang。
tayinggaishianzhao《chuangwai》nanzhuqinhandemoyanglaidabandeziji，zhikexi，huahubuchengfanleiquan。
feiyaobijiaodehua，tabishileizhengtixingxiangchaleshiwanbaqianli。
xiayankandaozheinanren，jiuxiangqilaile，tajiaowubing，shidapuzhendewuyeyoumin，tasihushikanshanglexiayandemeimao，zhengsichanzhexiayan。
xiayanbingbuxihuanta，danzuowanshangqueturanlingguangyixian，yiwubingweijiekou，shuozijizhaodaolezhenai，heshileidanaolihun。
shileishoudaocideng**，caisongkoutongyihetalihun。
真是昏招
jingwangzijitoushangpozangshui。
mingminghewubingmeishenme，feiyaoshuoyouganqing!yuanzhuzhenshigeshahanhanwubingjingranganguangtianhuarijiuchanta?xiayanbanzhelian，bukeqididao：
“lishenmehuna?woheshileihaozheni!wubing，wogaosuni，woheshileishijilvhunyin，shoufalvbaohu，niyaoshipohuaijilvhun，huibeipanxingde!”
xiaoshuo《zhongshengqishiniandaixiayanshileixiaoshuo》di12zhangshidujieshu。