第3章算什么男人
shengyinhaimeixiaoshi，jinjiezheyidaorenyingdaofeichuqu。
“hong！”suhenghenhenshuaizaidishang，yifushangduoleyigexieyin，juliekesouzhecongdishangpaqilai，manyanjingkongdekanzheluochen。
zhishilengshenpianke，tajiuhuiguoshenlai，yanzhongdekongjubuzai，zhuanerbeifennuzhanju。
“kekeke......”
rouleroubizi，yanzhonghenyiyuefanongyu，suhengwuzhelianmanmanpaqilai，turanyiquanchaozheluochenhongqu，“nijianzhijiushizhaosi！”
“kaca！”quantouhaimeiluoxia，jiubeiyizhishousisiqianzhu，gutouduanliedeqingcuishengxiangqi。
“a！”suiji，youshiyishengjuliedecanjiaosheng，suhengtongdequanshenlenghanguizaidishang，kanxiangluochendeyanzhong，zhishengxiaqiuraohehaipa，“wocou，tengsiwole！ni......luo......luochen，nibunengshawo！niyaozhidao......nixianzaideshenghuo，doushiwobajinide，nibunengshawo！”
benyiweiluochenhuisongshou，kerangtameixiangdaodeshi，luochengenbenmeiyoulita，fanerzhuanguotoukanzhesuwantian。
suwantianzhanzaiyibian，yanleizhibuzhudeluoxia，butingdeyaozhetou。
“yihoudehua......”
luochendeshengyinchuanlai，tashenzigenzhezhandongleyixia，simuxiangdui，taweiweiyixiaojixudao：“weiqulejiushuo，nanguolejiuku，kangbuzhulejiuxiexie，leipaxialejiushuihuier。qifunideren，nijiulisuoyingdangdedahuiqu！chuleshiqing，woluochenbangnikangzhe！”
huaganggangshuowan，luochenyibadiukailesuhengdeshoubei，suijiyoushiyijiaotilechuqu。
“pu......”suhengzhijiepenchuyikouxianxue，rutongkanyaoguaiyibantaitoudingzheluochen：“？？？”
made！nishibushiyoubinga！laozishenmedoumeiyouzuo，niyoutilaozi？
“kanshenmekan！choucanfei！nihaixiangbaofu？”
“gedeng！”xinzhongyileng，suhengzhenggerendoushale，liansehaobichilekudan。
zheigebushitaganggangshuodehuama？
“suwantianshiwolaopo，yihousheidoubuzhunqifuta！”
luochenshuozhelaqisuwantiandeshou，duizhesuhenglenglengyixiao，“pawanglegaosunile，nihaipawolaopobaofuni，wokebuhaipanibaofuwo！”
suhenghuanguoshenlaideshunjian，zijimianqiannalihaiyouluochenhesuwantiandeshenying。
taqideyongshouquchuitui，yishuangehenhendeyanjing，zaiyankuanglaihuidazhuan。
“**！si......luochenwoyaonibudehaosi！”
shouguduandiaodetengtongchuanlai，suhengzuijiaochouchu，rentongcongdishangpaqilai，paohuijiudiandating。
“怎么回事？”
suhengganggangpaodaozoulangshang，bianzhuangshanglegenyibangqinqizailiaotiandesuchao。
“ba！wokenansile！”
manduzideweiqu，suhenggenbenjiumeiyouxinsigenqinqidazhaohu，yixiazipudaosuchaogenqian，“nierzibeirendale，nikankanwozheiyangzi，haiyouwozheitiaogebo。woganjuewoleigudoukuaiyaoduanle，woganggangdoutuxuele！”
qinqimenmianmianxiangqu，pielepiezui，douzaixiangdaodisheizheimedadanzi，ganduisuhengdongshou。
“yaobu，womengairizaijujuba。”
hanxuanleliangju，qinqimendaobielikai，suchaoqiangyaxiahuoqi，yilianxintengdekanzhesuheng，“daodizenmehuishi？sheizheimedadanzi，banishangchengzheigeyangzi！”
“ba，wojiuzhidaonibuhuibuguanwo。”
suhengxinqinghaolehenduo，kehaishihenyumen，“hainengyoushei，jiushisuwantianneigehaolaogong，jiunijitaanpaideneigeluochen！”
“是他打的你？”
suchaoyanzhongluchuyisichayi。
zaitakanlai，zijijiluochenanpailezheiyangdehaoshi，luochenyinggaiganendaidecaishi，zenmehuiduisuhengdongshouni？
“对！”
yanjingshangpie，jinjinyaozheyachi，“ba，wodougaosutale，woshinierzi，keshizheijiahuofeidanmeiting，haiyoutilewoyijiao，wodoutuxuele。”
heng！yigeyouzhefanzuiqiankedefeiwu！
jiusuanshidajialihaiyoushenmeyong？xiongdianbale！
yaobushitabajidezheigejihui，kongpaneigeluochenhaizaijietouliulangniba？
“好！好啊！”
yanjingyuedengyueda，suchaozhengningzhelaolian，xiongkouhaosiyouhuozaishao，“lianruzhuidejihui，doushiwojide，zheitiaofeigou，youshenmezigedawoerzi！”
“ba，bixujidiankutoujizheigejiahuochangchang！”
suhenglianshangluchuyisideyi，“haiyouneigesuwantian，dinghunyanjieshu，tamenjiusuanshifuqile，yigelianfeigoudouguanbuzhudejiahuo，bupeiliuzaisujia！”
hehe，tabeiluochendadeshihou，suwantianjiuzhidaozhanzaipangbiankanxiaohua！
tabixuyaorangsuwantianchidaokutou！
“先躺地上。”
suchaonachuleshouji，zaisuhengdemianqianhuangyouleliangxia，“jinliangbiaoxiandecanyidian，woyaobanibeidadezhaopianfajiniyeye。”
“heihei！ba，nizheiyishouzhenshigaoa！”
suhengshuqiyigedamuzhi，yijingtangxia，yanjingmixiao，“haishipaishipinba，yeyehuigengxintengde。”
kandaosuchaojianxiaozhedianlediantou，tasuijihuanleyifutongkudebiaoqing，kaishicanjiaoqilai，“aiyou，aiyouwei！tengsiwole，wogutoudoukuaiyaoduanle，ba，wotainanle，wohaoxinhaoyizhufuwantianbiaomei，zhutaxinhunkuaile，sheizhidaotalaogongluochenjingrandawo，tamenandeshenmexina！“
“di！”shipinluzhiwanbi，suchaoduizhedishang，haizaichenjinzaibiaoyanzhongdesuhengzhaolezhaoshou。
xiangdoumeixiang，zhijiebashipinfalechuqu。
liangrenzhanzaizoulangshang，manliandeyidedengzhe，buyihuier，suchaodedianhuajiuxiangqilai。
“zenmehuishi，xiaohengzenmebeirendachengzheiyang！”
jietongdianhua，suzhanggengjiaojideshengyinchuanlai。
suchaohesuhengduileyigeyanse。
suchao：“ba，xiaohengshangchengzheiyangnishikandaole，wozheigedangjiujiude，pingshibuhaoshuoshenme，wantianfancuowoyenengren，keshizheiyici，tajingranzongrongzijizhangfu，duixiaohengxiazheiyangdehenshou，yaozhidao，takeshiniqinsunzia！”
dianhuaneitou，suzhanggengchenmozhe，sihuzaixiangxieshenme，huxibiandejicuqilai。
suhengwuzuitouxiao，tazhidao，suzhanggengbushuohua，jiuyiweizhesuzhanggengzhendeshengqile。
haha，suwantiansuanshiwanle。
suchaoyoushileyigeyanse，suhengsuijimingbaiguolai。
“aiyo，woduzihaotonga，shibushigutousuichacidaoneizangle，yisheng，yishengzainaera。”
suhengwuzheduzi，zaidishanglianliandagun，zheishihou，suchaoyijingbayuyindianhuadeshexiangtoujidakaile，shishijianghuamianchuansongleguoqu。
“wodehaosuner，shouzuilea！”
suzhanggengyedakaileshipin，yilianzheji，suijiyouxieshengqiwangzhesuchao：“nihaishazhanzheganma，haibuganjinjiaoyisheng，zheigesuwantian！lianzijinanrendouguanbuzhu！wokanna，nizhijiebatakaichusuanle！”
“爸，不行啊！”
suchaolianshangdaizheweinan，“wantianshoulimian，hainiezheneigegenqinzongdexiangmuni，neigexiangmuduizanjiashifenzhongyaoa。”
“woshuokaichujiukaichu！”
suzhanggenglengzhelaolian，haosixiayikejiuhuifahuo，“xiangmuzhongyaowobiniqingchu，shangzhouerbushidaoleshouweijieduan，jiuchaqianhetongle，niquhuozhexiaohengqu，dounengqianxialai。zenme，nihaiburugenvren？”
“zhidaoleba，neiwoxianguadianhuale，wozheijiubangxiaohengjiaoyisheng。”
suchaoqiangyaxiaxinzhongdexinxi，yilianmingbaidedianlediantou，pasuzhanggengdanxin，youbuleyiju，“wozhihouhuihaohaomaixiebupinjixiaohengde。”
“hahahaha......”
dianhuayigua，zhenggejiudiandezoulangshang，lijichuanlailefuziliangshifenchangkuangdeyidexiaosheng。
“嘶！”
suhengchitongyisheng，suijimanliankunao，“aiyo，ba，nihaishiganjinjiaoyishengba，woshizhenteng。”
临江小区。
luochengenzaisuwantiandeshenhou，yiluzouhuilejia。
zhenggehuijiadeguochengzhong，suwantianshiyijuhuadoumeiyoushuo，tazaikunao，zaisisuo，weishenmeluochenhuidongshoudaren。
gangkaishideshihou，taxinlihaiyouxiegandong，bijingluochendongshoushiweiletachuqi。
kezouzhezouzhe，daohoulaitayijinglengjinglexialai。
yaoshibuchuyiwai，suhenghenkuaijiuhuibaofuhuilai，zhendaolesuhengbaofudeshihou，neigaizenmebanni？
“zuijinyiduanshijiannijiubuyaochuqule。”
2haolouxia，suwantianzhanzai1danyuanmenkou，tingzhulejiaobu，kanzheshenbiandeluochen，“nidalesuheng，tahenyoukenenghuibaofuni，nichuqudehua，taiweixianle。”
luochenweiweiyixiao：“nishizaidanxinwoma？”
suwantianpielepiezui，meiyoushuohua，zhuantouwangloushangzou。
zoudaosiloudeshihou，tatinglexialai，suijianxiale402shidemenling。
“叮咚！”
menlingxiangleyouyihuier，caiyourenguolaikaimen。
“爸！”
kaimendeshihanan，suwantiandaleyishengzhaohu，huanlexiezi，jiujinlewu。
luochengenzaisuwantiandeshenhou，ganggangzhunbeijinwu，jiutingdaohananxiaoshengshuodao：“nihaishibuyaojinlaileba。”
hanansuiranbuleyiluochendeshenfen，keshihaodaitagenluochendeshenfenleisi，doushishangmennvxu，haishiyoubiyaotixingyixia。
suwantianyouxiebumingbaidezhuantou，kandaohananduizhezhuwoshilimianshileyigeyanse，dagaizhidaoleyuanyin。
“mahaizaishengqima？”suwantiancoudaohananshenbian。
“kaca！”jiuzaizheishi，zhuwodemenbeituikai，surouhongzheyanjingzouchulai，xintengdekanlesuwantianyiyan，ranhoudengzheluochenshuodao：“luochenshiba？womenjiawantianbingbushiheni，niyouguodeneixielishi，woyebuganweibinilikai，hunlishangwogengshibuganzhanchulaifandui，danshixianzaizheishiwojia，haiqingnilikai，buranwobaojingle。”
luochenkuxiaozhelengzaiyuandi。
“ma，nibiezheiyang！”suwantianzoudaosuroudeshenbian，lazhulesuroudegebo。
“nisongkaishou，woshiweinihao！”
surouzhengtuokaisuwantian，shenshouzhizheluochen，“zheigerenyouguobaolifanzuideqianke，zheiyangderen，zenmenengzuolaogong！”
kanzhesuroujiyuluolei，shifentongkudemoyang，luochenbuyouxinzhongyijiu。
tahuilaishixiangbaoende，bushilaienjiangchoubaode。
ruguotadecunzai，duiyusuwantianyijialaishuoshigefudan，neitalikaiyebushibukeyi。
luochenweiweiyixiao，zhunbeizhuanshenlikai，keyizhiwenrouxianxideshou，queyibalazhuleta。
takanleguoqu，suwantianzaichaotaweixiao。
“ma，nirangluochenliuxialaiba，woxiangxintayijinggaiguozixinle。”
suwantianzhuanguolian，kanzhesurou，muguangzhongdaizheyisijianding，“zaishuole，dinghunyandoujieshule，taxianzaibushiwolaogongma？”
shuochuzheihuadeshihou，suwantiandexinzhong，youxiekuse。
tazenmedoumeixiangdao，zijidejiehunduixiang，huishizheiyangdeyigeren。
danmingyunruci，tabixujieshou。
suroulengzhule，huanguoshenlai，shuangmuzhongdeleishuibuzhudiwangxialuo，“niya，feideyaohuodegenwoyiyangwonang，nicaiganxin！”
tabuganxindeyaoyaotou，zhuanshenjiujinlefangjian。
hananzhanzaiyibian，xinliwuweizachen，jinjinzuanzheshouxin，lianshangjichuyisiweixiao，wangzhesuwantian，“nimasuishudale，shuodedoushiweilenihao，nibuyaofangzaixinshang，wojinquhonghongjiuhaole。”
suwantiandiandiantou，“wonenglijie，ba，mashuodehuaniyebuyaotaizaiyi。”
yingleyisheng，hananjinlewoshi。
“进来吧。”
xuanguankou，suwantianzhuantoukanzheluochen。
zoujinfangjian，suwantiandewoshijiuzaixuanguanbianshang，zouliangbuguaigewanjiudaole。
zhishihaimeiyouzoujinfangjian，suwantiandeshoujijiuxiangqilai。
“舅舅？”
kanzhelaidianxianshishang，suchaodebeizhu，suwantianmanmanjietongledianhua。
ganggangjietongdianhua，chuanlaidebushisuchaodeshengyin，ershisuhengshifenxiaozhangdehansheng，“suwantian！nibeikaichule！”
suwantianyileng，haimeihuanguoshenlai，dianhualizaicichuanlaisuchaodeshengyin。
“wantianzhinva，nizheigekebunengguaiwoerzia！”
suchaolengxiaoyisheng，“wobaxiaohengbeidadeyangzifajiniwaigong，talaorenjiaqideganteng，niyezhidaoxiaohengshizanmensujiaweiyidenandinga，nishuoniyeshi，zenmejiunengguanbuhaoyigefeiwuni！”
pa！youbudesuwantianhuihua，dianhuayijingbeiguaduanle。
napadianhuameikaimianti，keluochentingliyuanfeichangrennengbi，zhaoyangtingdeqingqingchuchu。
kanzhesuwantianxintongbeishangdeyangzi，luochenyankuangdunshihongle。
taganggangshuoguo，yihousheidoubuzhunqifusuwantian，xianzaisuwantianyoubeiqifule。
yaotaluochenyanzhengzhengkanzhezijinvrenweiqu，neihaisuanshenmenanren！