woxihuanleshinianderenhexiaoqingmeilianshoujiangwohaisi。
ertamenzhuanshenburulewozhunbeisangeyuedeshijihunli。
yizhengyan，wohuidaolegaoerneinian，
kanzheshuluoxiang**jindejiangwen：“nizazheimebuyaolian！”
1.
hunliqianxi，wofaxianzijihuaiyunle，xiangyaodiyishijianjiangzheigehaoxiaoxigaosujiangwen。
jiangwentingdaohoubingmeiyouhengaoxing，ershiluchuyimohuisenandongdebiaoqing。
shuangshouyiyongli，henhenjiangwotuixialelou……
wodenaodaiyinweizhuangjihuanhuanshenchuxianxue，shentidongdanbude。
jiangwenmaizheyouxiandebuziyibuyibuzoudaowoshenbian，quanchengdaizheqingmiedeyanshenkanzhewo。
yongshouqiazhexiaba，taiqiwoyaoyaoyuzhuidetou：“nibupeishengxiawodehaizi。”
suijiyoujiangwodetouzhongzhongdizhuangjizaidishang：“henizaiyiqidemeiyitiandourangwogandaowubiexin。”
zaijiangwendeguyituoyanxia，wochenglezhiwuren。
ertazuodezheiyiqiedoushiweiletaxinxinnianniandexiaoqingmei——gaoxiaoxiao。
zaiwohunmiqijian，tamenxieshouburulehunyindediantang，
hunlijieshuhouhaidaizhetadexinhunqizilaiwobingchuangqianxuanyao。
gaoxiaoxiaoyiweizaijiangwenhuaili，huangdongzheshouzhongdezuanjie：“shenzhiyi，hanzhejintangchichushenyouruhe？zuihouzheiyiqiehaibushiwode。”
shuowan，qingqingfulefuduzideyidishuo：“wangjigaosunile，wohejiangwenjiangyouyigekeaidehaizile，meiyouleni，yihouwomenyijiasankouhuifeichangxingfude。”
jiangwendongzuoqingroudichanfuzhegaoxiaoxiao，shengpatadongletaiqi。
zhuanshenquehaobuyouyudibadiaolewodeyangqiguan。
woyanjiaohuaguoyidiyanlei，huanhuanbishangleshuangyan，
erwoduzilidehaiziyeyinweiwotingzhilehuxi……
zaizhengyan，wozhongshenghuidaolegaoerneinian。
2.
“dinglingling”dexiake**，zaierbianhuaguo。
wokanzheyanqianshuxidejiaoshi，shiwomengaozhongdailesanniandedifang。
buzhidaoshisheihanleyisheng：“jiangwenlaila！”
wozhouzhemeikanzhejiangwenzheigeshuxiermoshengdelianpang。
jiangwenxianshudizoudaowokezhuoqian，diguolaiyizhangjuanzi:
“zheishizhoucedejuanzi，wojuedezuihouyitihaiyouqitajiefa，nikankanni？”
wolengmodituikaitadejuanzi：“gunkai，meikong。”
jianwomingquejujue，jiangwenmingxianyizhi。
wocaixiangqi，qianshizheigeshihou，jiangwenlaizhaowotebiepinfan。
我当时特别高兴。
yinweiwoconggaoyikaishijiuxihuanjiangwen，
erqianshidejingligaosuwo，zheishiyichangxumouyijiudeyinmou……
airenbuziaijiuxianglanbaicai。
jiangwenjianwoxinqingbuhao，roushengxunwen：“zhizhi，nizenmele？sheirenibugaoxingle？”
xiangqineiju：henizaiyiqidemeiyitiandourangwogandaowubiexin。
wotiaoletiaomei，tigaoyinliang：“jiangwen，jianguobuyaoliande，meijianguonizheimebuyaoliande，sichanlandayouyisima？”
“xihuanwo？haishikanshangwodeqianle？xiangshaofendoujinian？biezuomengle！kanjianniwojiuexin，ganjincongwoyanqianxiaoshi。”
zhouweiderenquandoubeiwodeshengyinxiyinlezhuyili，chiguadikanzhewomen。
jiangwendelianyizhenqingyizhenbaide，gangadizhanzaineili……
gaolengxuebashunjianbianqiongguitiangou……
haoyouheshuyangengshitiaodaowoshenbian，xinweidipailepaiwodejianbang：“baobei，nideyanxiabingzhihaole！”
wohuijishuyanyigefangxindexiaorong，
zhuantoukanzhejiangwen：“haibugun？dengzhelingshangqianma？”
……
zheiyici，woyaobanimenjianbuderendegoudang，doubaizaimingmianshang。
jiangwenzaiwodeyidunshuchuzhong，langbeidilikailewomenban。
wokanzhetaliangqiangdebeiying，chunjiaoweiweigouqi：zheicainadaona，nidexiaoqingmei，wohuihaohaozhaodaide。
yinwei，gaoxiaoxiaojijiangzhuandaowomenxuexiao，wodebanshang……
3.
diertian，banzhurenlingzheyigeyizhesupodenvshenglaidaojiangtaishang。
“zheiweishizanmenbanxinlaidezhuanxiaosheng，jiaogaoxiaoxiao。“
meiyouxiangxiangzhongdehuanyingsheng，dajiadoumoqidibaochichenmo，
zhouzhemeididaliangzhexinlaidezhuanxiaosheng，kanzhetashenshangdechuanzhe，luchuyisixianqi。
baisedechenyizhouzhoubabade，daxiaoyebuheshi，jiuxianggechuandarenyifudexiaohaizi。
kanzhezheigejiangwenpengzaishouxinlidexiaoqingmei：gaoxiaoxiao，zheiyicizanmenmanmanwan！
jiezhe，“puchi”yishengxiaolechulai。
banzhurenhaoqidiwenwo：“shenzhiyi，nixiaoshenme？”
wowuzhuzuiba，jinliangyangaizhuzijidexingfen。
“chenlaoshi，ninzheishiqunalidemalushangjiandexiaoyaofanni！”
班里顿时哄堂大笑。
banzhurenyanliyeshanguoyisixianqi，danqueyaoweichijiaoshidezhixu：“anjing，anjing。“
gaoxiaoxiaodelianshunjianzhangdetonghong，liangzhishouwucuodelaihuicuozhe。
sisididingzhewo，yanlishanshuozheyaoyaqiechideguangmang，henbudejiangwochile。
wojiangzheixiejinshouyandi，quehaobuzaiyi。
benlaigaoxiaoxiaoshibuyongzheishendabande，
yinweiyourengaosuta，wofeichangxinruan。
zheiyanghuigengjiabodewodetongqing，shunlichengzhangdijiejinwo。
gaoxiaoxiaohuiqukendingyaofahaodayitongpiqi，
meiyougongzhudeming，quezongyougongzhudebing。
kexi，duidaierenjuebunengxincishouruan。
4.
banzhurenchenlaoshiqingleqingsangzi，zhizhilewomendechaoxiao。
duizhegaoxiaoxiaozhilezhiwopangbiandeweizhi：“nijiuzuoshenzhiyipangbianba。”
gaoxiaoxiaoguaiqiaodidianlediantou，taituijiuxiangwozoulai。
tongzhuo？qianshishiwozhudongyaoqinggaoxiaoxiaochengweiwodetongzhuode。
现在嘛！
wozhijielanzhulezouguolaidegaoxiaoxiao。
“chenlaoshi，wobuxianghetadangtongzhuo。”
banzhurenmianluganga，zuoweibanzhang，woyizhidouhenpeihelaochendegongzuo。
这次却一反常态。
banzhurenchushengxunwen：“shenzhiyi，zuoweibanzhang，yinggaiyishenzuozezhaoguxintongxueyo！”
wobiaoxianchufeichangweinan：“chenlaoshi，niyezhidao，woyoubiyan，tashenshangdeweidao，woyiwenjiuxiangdapenti，haitingbuxialai，aajiu~ajiu~”
shuozheyongzhijincashilexiabizi，weiqudao：“zheiwohaizenmehaohaoxuexi。”
zaibanzhurenyanli，wokeshinianjiqiansandejinbobo。
biqigaoxiaoxiaozheigexiangbalao，ziranzhidaoshuqingshuzhong。
banzhurenzhuanshenxiangyaojigaoxiaoxiaohuangezuowei。
gaoxiaoxiaoquezhejidijieshi：“wo……wo，zheishiyongfeizaoxideyifu，woshenshangmeiyouweidao。”
tabujieshihaihao，yijieshigengjiadicangbai。
guizuxuexiaodehaizi，sheijiayongfeizaoxiyifu。
yishijian，zhouweidetongxuedouxianqidiwushanglebizi。
haoxiangtashenshangzhendeyoushenmenanwendeweidaoyiyang。
tazhanghonglelianzhanzaiyuandi，zouyebushi，buzouyebushi。
jingwozheimeyinaoteng，sheiyebuyuanyiaizhetazuo。
banzhurenyebunengfangrenbuguan，
yushi，gaoxiaoxiaodezuoweibeianpaizailezuihouyipaidejiaoluoli。
luguowoshenbiandeshihou，gaoxiaoxiaohaihenhendenglewoyiyan。
woyourandixiaole，niyiweizheijiuwanlema……
zheicaiganggangkaishi，haohaoqidainidexiaoyuanshenghuoba。
5.
yixiake，haoyoujiutiaodaowoshenbian：“zhizhi，nihentaoyanneigegaoxiaoxiao。”
woyihuodikanzheta：“ninengganjuedao？”
“neikebu，nihuoxingzidoukuaimochulaile。”
zenmebuhenni，moushazhichou……
woxiaolexiao：“ng，kanbuguanneiguqiongsuanyang！”
heshuyansajiaosidezhoulezhouwodegebo：”bukuishihaojiemei，xinyoulingxi，woyekanbuguantayifurouruoxiaobaihuadeyangzi，resheilianaini。“
qianshi，heshuyanbushimeitixingguowo，gaoxiaoxiaobujiandan，huotuotuoyiduodabailian。
keshi，neishihouwoyixinzhixiangdangshengmu，fanerguaishuyanmeiyoutongqingxin，tebielengxueerjianxingjianyuan。
xianzaixiangxiang，zhenshigaisi。
yixiake，jiangwenyoulaile!
zheicibushiwenjuanzile，ershijiwodaileqiaokeli。
kanlaiwojiadeqianzhendehenxiyinren，jiusuanrucixiuru，jiangwendouhuiyirujiwangdilaitianwo。
“zhizhi，wojinidailenizuixihuanchideqiaokeli，niyaobuyaochangchang。”
jiangwenyiweiwozhishixinqingbuhao。
woxianqidikanleyiyanbaozhuang，zhijierengdiao：“buhaoyisi，woqiaokelizhichijinkoude，nizheinamaidesanwuchanpin，wopachilezhongdu。”
jiangwenmianlunankanquebusixin：“niyiqianbushizuiaichizheigeqiaokelima？”
zaijiangwenxinli，tazhiyaozhaozhaoshou，wojiuhuixianggouyiyangxiangtayaoweiba。
wotiaomei，fengcididingzheta：“yiqianbutiaoshi，shenmelandongxidouchi，xiaohuabuliang，wokebuxiangyingnianzaoshi。”
jiangwenyanmouzhongyijingnuhuozhongshao，yaobushigaoxiaoxiaorangtagouyinwo，
gujijiangwenshibanfendoubuyuanyijiejinwode。
woxiaolexiao，taishoujitazhilegefangxiang：“re！xinlaidezhuanxiaosheng，niliangdoushipinkunsheng，chouweixiangtouma，songtazhengheshi。”
jiangwenyileng，suijizhuangchuyifushengqideyangzi：“nizenmenengzheimezaotawodexinyini？”
“xinyi？xianghuxihuanneijiaoxinyi，danxiangsi，neijiaosaorao……”
jiangwenyusai：“ni……”
zheishi，jiaoluoli，gaoxiaoxiaocoushanglaiweiweinuonuodao：“shenzhiyitongxue，zheishiwodaidejiaxiangtechan，nichangchang？”
jiangwentingdaogaoxiaoxiaodeshengyinshunjianshoulianleshenshangsanfadeliqi，
tiexinjigaoxiaoxiaorangchuyigeweizhi。
yiqianwozenmejiumeikanchujiangwenkangaoxiaoxiaodeyanshenzhongruciwenrousishui。
wozaitaliangdeqidaixia，jiandancubao：“woxianzang！”
6.
gaoxiaoxiaoyanlibumanleleihua，weiqudizhanzaineili，jiurerenlianai。
jiangwenxintengdebudele，quekezhizhexiangyaojiangjiarenlanzaihuailianweidechongdong。
zhuantoukanzhewo：“zhizhi，nizenmebianchengzheiyangle？”
“yo？nitinglejiewo？”
“nizenmenengqifuxintongxueni？”
shuyanjianci，xiangyaobangwoshuohua，beiwolanlexialai。
shoushigounanzhu，woyaoqinzidongshou。
wokanlekangaoxiaoxiao，youdingzhejiangwenkanlekan：
“你瞎吗？”
shuowan，zhijiejilegaoxiaoxiaozhongzhongdiyibazhang。
“这才叫欺负人！”