第4章 比宅还无聊的生活

zheigechenghushilihaixiongjingchanghande,neixiebilishiyunianlingxiaodehandelisuodangran,nianlingdaxiedemanmandeyegenzhehan,hanzhehanzhejiuxiguanle,xianzaidajiadoubuhan“yutuo”le,gaihan“yuge”le。

zheiranglishiyugaoxinglehaojitian,zhongyubaituole“yutuo”zheigekubidechenghule。

zheigeniandainongcunduyoude,meiyouwangluo,meiyoushouji,meiyoudianshi,shenzhilianbenxiaoshuoshudouzhaobudao,ranglishiyumanmandegaibianle,buxiangyiqianneiyangzhengtiandouzhaizaidianlimianpaowangbuchuqu,shenzhilianzaiqqqunlimian,weixinqunlimiandoumeiyouduoshaohuashuo。

xianzaidajiazaoshang,xiawuyiqifangniu,fangniudeshihouyoushihoutouxiangqindehongshu.

yibandoushixiawu,xiawu4dianduozhongdajiayiqichuqu,jiangniugandaoshanbian,zhiyaoniubuxiashan,jiubuyongguanta,shijiershigexiaohaiziwanqilaimeishenmeguji,buzhidaosheitiyishuoyaoqudiletouhongshu,zheigeshihouhongshuyijingzhangdale,chiqilaitebiedetian,erqiezheilijulicunziyoudianyuan,yemeiyourenkandedao,dahuogengjiadesiwujidan,buguoyikuaidilimianbunengtoutaiduo,yaoburanhuibeimade。

zheiyangdehuolishiyushibuhuidongshoude,kanzhetamenzaizaotabierenjiadehongshu,yeshiyizhonglequ。

zheigeshihoulihaixiongduilishiyushuodao:“yuge,wozheiliyouhuochai,yaobuyaoweihongshu?”

shenghongshulishiyubutaixiangchi,buguoweihongshuweidaodaoshibucuode:“nixiaozihaidaihuochaia,shibushizaojiuzheiyangxiangle。”

lihaixiongyebufouren:“wodouchiguojicile,weidaotebiehao。”

lishiyumeiliyoubudaying。“neixinga”

yebuzhaohuneixiezhengzaitouhongshudexiaozi,zhaoleyigenshuzhi,zaidishangbaoleyigekeng,zaizhaoyixieshikuaiweizaitukengzhouwei,dengneixiexiaopengyoutouhongshuhuilai。

lishiyushuodao:“haibaodailehuochai,youyaochiweihongshudebaominga。”

dahuofenfenxiangying,jianghongshufangdaotukengpangbian,ranhoudaoshanshangqujiankuzhibaiye。

lishiyufuzeshenghuo,zheigehuonongcundewagegedouhui,zhishilishiyubuxiangquzuanshulin,jiuxianbazhanlezheigehuolu。

xianzaitukengxiamiandianshangyicengganyezi,zaijiashangyixiekuzhi,kuzhishangmianzaifangyixieganyezi,yonghuochaidianshangyixiaocuogansongzhen,fangdaokuzhixiamian,huohenkuaijiuranqilaile。

dengxiamiandetushaore,kengdiyeyouleyicengranshaohoudehui,dahuojiangzijidehongshufanglejinqu,zaizaishangmiangaishangyicengbobodeyicengtu,ranhouzaishangmianjixushaohuo。

lishiyuzhaolegexiaopengyouzhuanmenkanhuotianchai,xiaopengyoumenyoushimeishilaifanyixiahongshu,kanyoumeiyoushu,dagaiguolaiyigexiaoshideyangzi,hongshuzhongyushule,dajiayebuzaiyiwaipiyouduohei,youduotang,naqilaijiukaishiken,dengdajiadouchiwan,caifaxianyiliandeheitan,zuibianyizuidehuanghuangdehongshu,dunshihahadaxiaoqilai。

haihaoshanbianshuigouliyoushui,dajiayouzaixiaoshuigoujianglianxile,yaoburanhuiqubierenyikanjiuzhidaoshizaikaohongshuchi。

nongcundeshenghuolailaiququyejiuneijiyang,zaoshanghexiawudajiadouqufangniu,ruguotianqihao,youshihouhaiquyiqiqudiaoyu,zhuoniqiu。

cunzizhongjianyouyigedadeshuitang,limianyouyikouxiaoquanyan,suoyishuitebiedeganjing,zhuzaishuitangpangbianderenjiahuijiangwankuaifangzaishuitanglimianxi。

zheigeshuitangshibeirenchengbaode,limianfangyangleyixiecaoyu,lianyu,liyu,suoyidiaoyudeshihoudayushiyaofangshengde,ruguocishuduole,beirenkandaoyehuishuode。

suoyiwomenyibandoubuhuiyongdaigouzidediaogan,haihaolimiandeyuxiayetebiededuo,xiaotiaoziyu,duixia,xiaoxiaodeneizhongquanshendoushibandiandeyu,womenyebuzhidaoxuemingjiaoshenme,jiuchengzhiweimapoyu。

mapoyuheduixiazuihaodiao,zhiyaoyichishi,jibenshangyidiaoyigezhun,jiuneixiexiaotiaoziyu,zuishinandiao,jingchangjiangshuanzaixianshangdeqiuyinquanbudouchiwanle,nihaibuzhidao。

diaoyuyezhishiouerweizhi,yinweizaowandouyaofangniu,zhongwutianqitairele,zhiyouzaiyintiandeshihou,zhongwudeshihoucaikeyi,eryintianzhendebuduo。

chuzhongdeshenghuoshizaishitaiwuliaole,danshiyouwaigongguanzhe,yebudebuqushang,zhishixianzaishangkeduiyulishiyulaishuoshizaishitaizhemole,yushixiangyiqiankandaodeyixiezhongshengxiaoshuoyiyang,lishiyuzaishangkedeshihouyibandoubutingkede,yibianhuiyi,yibianzaizijidebijibenshangmianjishangyixiezijijidedeyihouhuifashengdeyixiedaxiaoshiqing,buguanyouyongmeiyong,xianjishangzaishuo。

benlailishiyuzaibanshangjiumeishenmecunzaigan,zheigexueqixialai,jibenshangjiumeihetongxuedajiaodao,jiuxiangyinxingrenyiyang。

qiuqudonglai,henkuaiyaoguonianle,fumuyekuaiyaohuilaile。

lishiyudefuqinjiaolixiangsheng,yiqianshizheishilibacundemingren,gaozhongbiyehoudaxuetuijianmingebeizhucunganbujilezijidezhinv,meinengqushangdaxue,meibanfa,zhinengzaigebicunbandexiaoxuedangleyimingminbanjiaoshi,zheiyijiaojiuhaojinian。

zhouweizheijigecun,jiuzheimeyigexiaoxue,lixiangshengyesuanshitaolimancun,zoudaoneilidouyourenqingchiqinghe,pingchangdajiayouyixiexiaomaodunshenmededouhuihanfuqinqudiaojie。

houlaishenglelishiyu,jialiyou2gexiaohai,beijihuashengyuzhuazhulefalexiekuan,yixiazijiangyiqiandejixuquanbutaokongle,fudanzhongle,jiashangminbanjiaoshigongzidi,haibuyidingnenggoujishiduixian,yushicizhiquzuanmeiyaowamei,gongzidaoshigaolebushao,danshizheilidemeiyaodoushiyixiexiaomeiyao,meishenmeanquancuoshi,fengxianfeichangdeda,qunianyouyigemeiyaoloushuiyansileshijige,lishiyudemuqinchenguiyuanjiubutongyilixiangshengzaiquxiameiyaole,zhenghaoyourendaoshenzhengneibianqu,liangkouzijiugenzheyiqiqule,dajiadoumeichuguoyuanmen,meishenmejingyan,buzhidaodaoshenzhengyaobanwaichuwugongzheng,bianfangzheng,zanzhuzheng,jiuchengleheihu,yezhaobugongzuo,zhinenggenzhelaoxiangyiqijianfeipin,shouruhaishibucuode,zhishilixiangshengzheigexiridehanzichedishiquleruiqi。

fumukuaihuilaile,lishiyuyoudianqidai,buguohuidaoxianzaiyiqianfumuwubingwuzai,meinianzijidouhuihuijialaikanyici,suoyiyebushitebiedejidong。

nongcunliderenduizijijiadedongxikandetebiezhong,bizhouzizhenma,zheigexiaochitanglimiandeyusuiranshidajiafangyangde,yimuqindexingge,gujishibuyuanyifenjibierende,suoyiyaozaifumuhuilaizhiqian,bahoumianneigexiaochizideyuyaoxianzhuole,fenjixiaohuobanmen。