第1章

(naozijicunchu,helibaocun,yongbudiushi。)

(bufenrenwuruyoubufu,qingduzhelaoye、taitaimenfuzheng!benshubuhuirendaye,houmianhuizhaojihuiqudiaozheigezhanbianyidechenghu。)

“师傅……?”

zheiyishengdaizhejingweierdehuhuan,mengranjianjiangheyuzhudesixuzhuaihuilechufangzhizhong。

tahuangusizhou,banbodeqiangbi,pojiudemenchuang,haiyouneimanshidaohendezhenban,yijihuimengmengdezaotai。

zheiyiqie,douyutayuanbenshuxideshijiejieranbutong。

turanjian,yigujiyiruchaoshuibanxiongyongerlai,chongjizhetadedanao。

neixieguanyuqingmansiheyuan、guanyushazhudediandiandidi,rutongdianyinghuamianbanzaitanaohaizhongyiyifuxian。

“wojingran……bianchengleqingmansiheyuanjuzhongdeneigeshazhu?”

heyuzhunanyizhixindinannanziyu,tadeyanjingjinbizhe。

taxinzhongchongmanlekunhuoyubujie。zijibuguoshiyinshijudongdang,xinqingfanmen,bianjiejiuxiaochou,xiaozhuolejibei。

zenmeyijuexinglai,jiuchuanyuedaolezheigemoshengdeshijie,chengleneigekouwuzhelan,hunbulindeshazhu?

genglingtagandaojingyadeshi,cishiyijingdaolejuqingdekaiduan,neigebeizhongrensuoshuzhideshazhuxingxiang,yiranzailaolaodekezailezijishenshangde。

heyuzhudesixurutongtuojiangdeyema,zaizheituruqilaidebianguzhongsiyibenteng。

这都是些大神啊:

dayuanzuzonglonglaotai,daodetianzunyizhonghai,

zhuiqiushangjinliuhaizhong,suanjibuqiongyanbugui,

wanglingfashijiazhangshi,chayidashiqinhuairu,

duanzijuesunxudamao,toujimogoujiabanggeng,

haiyoutazijizhongjitiangouheshazhu!

oudishena!oudelaotianyeya!zheijiaozijigaizenmehuoa。

renmenchangchangguazaizuibiandeyijuhuashi“renshashifu”,raner,dangzheijuhuayongzaihezijitongmingtongxingdeneiweixiongdishenshangshi,querangrenbujinyaotoutanxi,zheiweixiongdi,kezhenshirangrenwuyu!

yinweitongshimeishinashazhulaihezijikaiwanxiao,heyuzhuzaidezhi《qingmansiheyuan》zheibujushi,xinzhongchongmanlehaoqiyuqidai。

yushi,tatedikaishizhuiju,yijibuluo,zhizhikandaoleneilingrengankaiwanqiandedajieju。

xiangdaozheiliheyuzhudexinqingqueyufachenzhong。tafaxianzijijingranduizheigeyuzijitongmingtongxingdejiaosechanshengleshenshendeyaneyubuman。

juzhongdeheyuzhu,suozuosuoweichangchanglingrenchengmujieshe,rangshenweipangguanzhedetagandaoqifennanping。

tawushucidizaixinzhongnahan,henbudeliketiaojinpingmu,qinzishangzhen,qujiuzhengneixielingrenbuyuedeqingjie。

rujinzheigejihuilaile,yiqiehailaideji。

“ding!”yishengqingcuidetishiyinzaiheyuzhudenaohaizhongzhouranxiangqi。

“dakaqiandaoxitongyichenggongjihuo,qingwenninshifoulijijinxingqiandao?”

yigejixieeryoubushiwenroudeshengyinzaitaxinzhonghuidang。

xiaoshuozhongdeqingjiejingranzhendefashengzailezijishenshang,heyuzhuxinzhongbujinyongqiyizhenjidong:

“wodexitongbaba,nizhongyulaile!”

meiyousihaoyouyu,heyuzhuguoduandihuiying:“qiandao!”suizhetadexuanze,yigushenmideliliangfangfozaitatineiyongdong,yuqiandaoxitongjianlilejinmidelianxi。

“qiandaochenggong!gongxininhuodeshilifangmidegerenzhuanshukongjianzuoweijiangli。

cikongjiannenggoucunfangrenhewupin,shijianguding,erqie,kongjianneidewupinbushouzhongliangxianzhi,ninkeyisuixinsuoyudicunfang。

ninzhixuyongyinianjiunengqingsongdakaihuoguanbizheigekongjian。”

xitongwenroudeshengyinxiangqi,xiangxiweiheyuzhujieshaozhekongjiandeshenqi。

heyuzhutinghou,xinzhonggengshijingxijiaojia。

tapobujidaidixiangyaoshiyanyixiazheigekongjiandegongneng。tachangshizheyongyinianjiangdoulideyihexiangyanfangrukongjianzhong。

chuhutayiliaodeshi,xiangyanbingmeiyourutasuoyuanjinrukongjian。

taweiweiyileng,suijifanyingguolai,kenengshizijihaimeiyoushulianzhangwoshiyongkongjiandefangfa。

tazaiciyongshouqingqingdijiangxiangyantaochu,ranhouxiaoxinyiyidijiangtafangrukongjianzhong。

zheiyici,xiangyanzhongyushunlidixiaoshizailetadeshixianzhong,heyuzhuxinzhongyixi,zaicinachulai,youfangjinqu,nachulaiyoufangjinqu……

yuanlaiyaoyoushouchupengcainengshiyongkongjian,zheixiaheyuzhuchubuzhangwolechuwukongjiandeshiyongfangfa。

zheishiyigenianjiyuemoshiersansuidexiaonanhai,shoulijinjinzuanzheyigeboliping,nieshouniejiaodicongshitangdehoumenqiaoqiaoliulejinlai。

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xiaonanhaideyanzhongshanshuozheyisijiaoxia,taqingqingdididuanqilejiangyouping,ranhoudongzuoshuliandikaishiwangbolipingliqingdao。

zheiyimu,qiahaobeixieyizaiyipangdeheyuzhujinshouyandi。

tadezuijiaogouqileyimowanweidexiaorong,xinzhonganzidigu:zheishuxidechangjing,mingchangmiantazhongyulailea!

huixiangqiyuanjuzhong,neimianduizheiyangdeqingjing,heyuzhuchaoqiyipangdeganmianzhang,nuqichongchongdirengchuqu,hairengdaolexudamaodeshenshang。

cishizhishidanchundexiangyaohaohaojiaoxunyixiazheigediaopidaodandexiaojiahuo。

yijingtongxiaolezhenggejuqingzouxiangdeheyuzhu,quezhishilehehedizhanzaiyipang,raoyouxingqudiguanshangzhezheiyimu,bingmeiyoudasuanchushouzuzhi。

tazaixinlianzisiliang:hei,xiaojiahuo,nijiujinqingditouba,kejingerdizaozuoba!dengdaoshihoujinlejuzili,kebieguainihedayeshixianmeitixingni。

zaizheigeteshudeniandaili,yidanjinqu,yishengyejiuhuile,qihouguozhiyanzhong,zuyirangyigerenderenshengpianlifangxiang,shenzhihuimie!

heyuzhuguzuoshierbujian,xinzhongqueanziqiexi,fangfozaishuo:

“nijiujinqingditouba,zuihaonengduotouyixie!”

tadeyanshenzhongshanguoyisijiaoxia,duijijiangfashengdeshiqingchongmanlemouzhongqidai。

banggengzeshiyilianmeizizidebiaoqing,taxiaoxinyiyidijiangshouzhongdexiaopingzidaodemanmandangdang,suihoubianfangxialeneizhichenzhongdedajiangyouping,dizhetou,jicongcongdichaozhemenwaipaoqu。

“哎呦!”

jiuzaibanggengjijiangchongchumenkoudeneiyike,yidaorenyingturanconghoumenshanxian,yutazhuanglegezhengzhe。

zheiyizhuang,rangbanggengdunshishiqulepingheng,zhenggerenzhongzhongdishuaizailedishang,tongshifachuleyishengtongkude**。

jinjiezhe,youyidao“aiyou”shengsuizhixiangqi,zheiyici,shiganggangzoujinlaidexudamaofachude。

xudamaoshimanxinhuanxidilaizhaoheyuzhuxuanyaode,tagangbeichanglingdaoyaoqingqugongjinwancan。

meixiangdaoquezaizheilizaoyulezheiyangdeyiwai,gengrangtaqifendeshi,zijideshenshangjingranbeijianmanlejiangyou,neigucibideweidao,rangtashunjianzhouqilemeitou。

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