(naozijicunchu,helibaocun,yongbudiushi。)
(bufenrenwuruyoubufu,qingduzhelaoye、taitaimenfuzheng!benshubuhuirendaye,houmianhuizhaojihuiqudiaozheigezhanbianyidechenghu。)
“师傅……?”
zheiyishengdaizhejingweierdehuhuan,mengranjianjiangheyuzhudesixuzhuaihuilechufangzhizhong。
tahuangusizhou,banbodeqiangbi,pojiudemenchuang,haiyouneimanshidaohendezhenban,yijihuimengmengdezaotai。
zheiyiqie,douyutayuanbenshuxideshijiejieranbutong。
turanjian,yigujiyiruchaoshuibanxiongyongerlai,chongjizhetadedanao。
neixieguanyuqingmansiheyuan、guanyushazhudediandiandidi,rutongdianyinghuamianbanzaitanaohaizhongyiyifuxian。
“wojingran……bianchengleqingmansiheyuanjuzhongdeneigeshazhu?”
heyuzhunanyizhixindinannanziyu,tadeyanjingjinbizhe。
taxinzhongchongmanlekunhuoyubujie。zijibuguoshiyinshijudongdang,xinqingfanmen,bianjiejiuxiaochou,xiaozhuolejibei。
zenmeyijuexinglai,jiuchuanyuedaolezheigemoshengdeshijie,chengleneigekouwuzhelan,hunbulindeshazhu?
genglingtagandaojingyadeshi,cishiyijingdaolejuqingdekaiduan,neigebeizhongrensuoshuzhideshazhuxingxiang,yiranzailaolaodekezailezijishenshangde。
heyuzhudesixurutongtuojiangdeyema,zaizheituruqilaidebianguzhongsiyibenteng。
这都是些大神啊:
dayuanzuzonglonglaotai,daodetianzunyizhonghai,
zhuiqiushangjinliuhaizhong,suanjibuqiongyanbugui,
wanglingfashijiazhangshi,chayidashiqinhuairu,
duanzijuesunxudamao,toujimogoujiabanggeng,
haiyoutazijizhongjitiangouheshazhu!
oudishena!oudelaotianyeya!zheijiaozijigaizenmehuoa。
renmenchangchangguazaizuibiandeyijuhuashi“renshashifu”,raner,dangzheijuhuayongzaihezijitongmingtongxingdeneiweixiongdishenshangshi,querangrenbujinyaotoutanxi,zheiweixiongdi,kezhenshirangrenwuyu!
yinweitongshimeishinashazhulaihezijikaiwanxiao,heyuzhuzaidezhi《qingmansiheyuan》zheibujushi,xinzhongchongmanlehaoqiyuqidai。
yushi,tatedikaishizhuiju,yijibuluo,zhizhikandaoleneilingrengankaiwanqiandedajieju。
xiangdaozheiliheyuzhudexinqingqueyufachenzhong。tafaxianzijijingranduizheigeyuzijitongmingtongxingdejiaosechanshengleshenshendeyaneyubuman。
juzhongdeheyuzhu,suozuosuoweichangchanglingrenchengmujieshe,rangshenweipangguanzhedetagandaoqifennanping。
tawushucidizaixinzhongnahan,henbudeliketiaojinpingmu,qinzishangzhen,qujiuzhengneixielingrenbuyuedeqingjie。
rujinzheigejihuilaile,yiqiehailaideji。
“ding!”yishengqingcuidetishiyinzaiheyuzhudenaohaizhongzhouranxiangqi。
“dakaqiandaoxitongyichenggongjihuo,qingwenninshifoulijijinxingqiandao?”
yigejixieeryoubushiwenroudeshengyinzaitaxinzhonghuidang。
xiaoshuozhongdeqingjiejingranzhendefashengzailezijishenshang,heyuzhuxinzhongbujinyongqiyizhenjidong:
“wodexitongbaba,nizhongyulaile!”
meiyousihaoyouyu,heyuzhuguoduandihuiying:“qiandao!”suizhetadexuanze,yigushenmideliliangfangfozaitatineiyongdong,yuqiandaoxitongjianlilejinmidelianxi。
“qiandaochenggong!gongxininhuodeshilifangmidegerenzhuanshukongjianzuoweijiangli。
cikongjiannenggoucunfangrenhewupin,shijianguding,erqie,kongjianneidewupinbushouzhongliangxianzhi,ninkeyisuixinsuoyudicunfang。
ninzhixuyongyinianjiunengqingsongdakaihuoguanbizheigekongjian。”
xitongwenroudeshengyinxiangqi,xiangxiweiheyuzhujieshaozhekongjiandeshenqi。
heyuzhutinghou,xinzhonggengshijingxijiaojia。
tapobujidaidixiangyaoshiyanyixiazheigekongjiandegongneng。tachangshizheyongyinianjiangdoulideyihexiangyanfangrukongjianzhong。
chuhutayiliaodeshi,xiangyanbingmeiyourutasuoyuanjinrukongjian。
taweiweiyileng,suijifanyingguolai,kenengshizijihaimeiyoushulianzhangwoshiyongkongjiandefangfa。
tazaiciyongshouqingqingdijiangxiangyantaochu,ranhouxiaoxinyiyidijiangtafangrukongjianzhong。
zheiyici,xiangyanzhongyushunlidixiaoshizailetadeshixianzhong,heyuzhuxinzhongyixi,zaicinachulai,youfangjinqu,nachulaiyoufangjinqu……
yuanlaiyaoyoushouchupengcainengshiyongkongjian,zheixiaheyuzhuchubuzhangwolechuwukongjiandeshiyongfangfa。
zheishiyigenianjiyuemoshiersansuidexiaonanhai,shoulijinjinzuanzheyigeboliping,nieshouniejiaodicongshitangdehoumenqiaoqiaoliulejinlai。
taxiaoxinyiyidichuansuozaichufangbianyuan,chenzhechuzimenweicengliuyi,bianrutongzuozeiyiban,qiaowushengxidikaojinlejiangyouping。
xiaonanhaideyanzhongshanshuozheyisijiaoxia,taqingqingdididuanqilejiangyouping,ranhoudongzuoshuliandikaishiwangbolipingliqingdao。
zheiyimu,qiahaobeixieyizaiyipangdeheyuzhujinshouyandi。
tadezuijiaogouqileyimowanweidexiaorong,xinzhonganzidigu:zheishuxidechangjing,mingchangmiantazhongyulailea!
huixiangqiyuanjuzhong,neimianduizheiyangdeqingjing,heyuzhuchaoqiyipangdeganmianzhang,nuqichongchongdirengchuqu,hairengdaolexudamaodeshenshang。
cishizhishidanchundexiangyaohaohaojiaoxunyixiazheigediaopidaodandexiaojiahuo。
yijingtongxiaolezhenggejuqingzouxiangdeheyuzhu,quezhishilehehedizhanzaiyipang,raoyouxingqudiguanshangzhezheiyimu,bingmeiyoudasuanchushouzuzhi。
tazaixinlianzisiliang:hei,xiaojiahuo,nijiujinqingditouba,kejingerdizaozuoba!dengdaoshihoujinlejuzili,kebieguainihedayeshixianmeitixingni。
zaizheigeteshudeniandaili,yidanjinqu,yishengyejiuhuile,qihouguozhiyanzhong,zuyirangyigerenderenshengpianlifangxiang,shenzhihuimie!
heyuzhuguzuoshierbujian,xinzhongqueanziqiexi,fangfozaishuo:
“nijiujinqingditouba,zuihaonengduotouyixie!”
tadeyanshenzhongshanguoyisijiaoxia,duijijiangfashengdeshiqingchongmanlemouzhongqidai。
banggengzeshiyilianmeizizidebiaoqing,taxiaoxinyiyidijiangshouzhongdexiaopingzidaodemanmandangdang,suihoubianfangxialeneizhichenzhongdedajiangyouping,dizhetou,jicongcongdichaozhemenwaipaoqu。
“哎呦!”
jiuzaibanggengjijiangchongchumenkoudeneiyike,yidaorenyingturanconghoumenshanxian,yutazhuanglegezhengzhe。
zheiyizhuang,rangbanggengdunshishiqulepingheng,zhenggerenzhongzhongdishuaizailedishang,tongshifachuleyishengtongkude**。
jinjiezhe,youyidao“aiyou”shengsuizhixiangqi,zheiyici,shiganggangzoujinlaidexudamaofachude。
xudamaoshimanxinhuanxidilaizhaoheyuzhuxuanyaode,tagangbeichanglingdaoyaoqingqugongjinwancan。
meixiangdaoquezaizheilizaoyulezheiyangdeyiwai,gengrangtaqifendeshi,zijideshenshangjingranbeijianmanlejiangyou,neigucibideweidao,rangtashunjianzhouqilemeitou。
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