第二十八章讽刺
qiaoshengtingchulailezhanglaojiangjunyanyuzhizhongdefengci，tabujinmeiyoujuedefennu，fanergengjiaxiangyaozhengmingzijiduizhangcongyingdexinyi，tajieshidao“xiaoshengsuiranchushendiwei，danshiyizhiqinmiankeku，rujinzaizhunbeimingniandechunweidianshi，ruoshinenggouyijuruweidianshi，xiaoshengyidingdaizhegaotanglaigennintiqin。
“nixiangdedaoguaimeide，wowenni，nizainageshuyuandushu，xianshengshishei？
“xiaoshengzaihemingshuyuandushu，jiaoshuxianshengshilixiansheng。
“可是黎简黎先生？
“正是。
zhanglaojiangjunchensipianke，qishenzaizhengtingzhongduobu。
“lixianshengdemingwangyizhihengao，chaozhongyoubushaoxinjindejianguandoushitadedizi，suiranwoshigewujiang，danshizhengtaifuyizhigenwotiqiciren。
tafushizheguizaidishangdezheimingqingnian，zhangdeqingshoubaijing，wenwenruya，wuguanyishifenjunxiu，suiranmianshangyoudianjinzhang，danshiyijiulinweibuju，jiangqihualaitiaoliqingxi，congrongbupo，youshilixianshengdemensheng，cishizhanglaojiangjunyijingduitaguamuxiangkan。
“nijiranshilixianshengdemensheng，xiangbiyeshigeyouxiecaihuaderen，wosuiranshigecuren，queyezhidaohanchuangkududebuyi，xinzhongduiyoucaihuaderenhaishihenyouhaogande。
tingdunlepianke，tajiezheshuo“jirancongyingyexihuanni，wobianbuguoduoweinanni，wojiangjunfushangyebushishenmebaigaocaidi，zhikanchushendedifang，niyeshuoguodengnikaozhongchunweijiulaitiqin，xiwangnibuyaoshiyan，baibailangfeilewojiacongyingdeyifanxinyi。
tingwanzhanglaojiangjundezheifanhua，qiaoshengdeshenqingyefashenglebianhua，tatingchulailezhanglaojiangjunshisonglekou，lianshangdejingxihuzhiyuchu，tazaiyicizhongzhongdexiangzhanglaojiangjunkoutoudao“wanshengyidingbufulaojiangjundezhutuo！
zhangcongyingyezangbuzhumanxindehuanxi，paodaozhanglaojiangjungenqian“nverjiuzhidao，diediezuitengnverle，yidinghuitongyide。
zhanglaojiangjunganggangduanqiyibeicha，tingwannverdehua，youfangzaileanjishang。
“chouyatou，biejinidiewoxiatao，wozheibushitongyi，wozheishijitajihui，qiantishitazheicichunweibixugaozhongcaixing。
zhangcongyingyaozhezhanglaojiangjundegebo，jiaoshengdao“diedienindouyijingsongkoule，ninjiudengzheqiaoba，qiaogongzidecaihuayouduohao，chentaifukeshizhidaode，ninyaoshibuxiangxinjiuqinziquwenchentaifuhaole。
zhanglaojiangjunkanzhenverzheibanwulaideyangzi，tabenlaijiuduinveryouqiubiyingde，shizaishinatameizhe，bianrenyounversajiaoqu。
“nixianqilaiba，guideshijianneimejiule，daoshixiandewojiangjunfukedaihoushengyiyang。
qiaoshengqishen，zaipangbianzhaolegeyizizuolexialai。
“nijiazhongkeyoushenmeren？zhiqianyoumeiyouhenajiadeguniangxiangkanguo？
“diedie！nayouninzheiyangwende，nagerenhaiquwenbierenzhiqiandeganqingshia。zhangcongyingjuelejuezuiba，yilianbuleyi。
zhanglaojiangjundewentishizaishidiaozuan，wendeqiaoshengyishenlenghan，weilebiaomingzijidechengyi，tabudebuzaiciguixialaihuidazhanglaojiangjundewenti。
“wanbeipingrilijinzunlixianshengdejiaodao，congbuqinjinyuchulemuqinhemeimeiyiwaidenvzi，congxiaodaodayeshidiyiciduinvzidongxin。
shuowantahongzheliankanlezhangcongyingyiyan，youbamuguangzhuanxiangzhanglaojiangjun，jiezhedao“wanbeijiazhongyoufuqin，muqinheyigemeimei，fumushentidouhenjiankang，jiazhongdeshengyiyoumeimeiyirendali，meimeideshengyishiweiyudongshidehongzhaofang。
zhanglaojiangjunmanyidedianlediantou，hongzhaofangdemingqitashitingshuoguode，zijianverjingchangcongtamenjiadaihuilaidianxiaonverjiadewushen，neijiadiandelaobanshigenianjiqingqingdexiaoguniang，quebashengyizuodeneimeda，tayejingchangtingjianjieshangdebaixingkuazanta。
“suirannishishangjiarenjiachushen，danshijiashihaisuanqingbai，zuodeyeshizhengjingshengyi，buzhidaonizheigenianqingrenchuledushuyiwaihaihuidianshenmebiede？
qiaoshengdadao“wanbeichuledushuxiezihuahuahechuixiaoyiwai，nianyoushicengjingxuexiguoqishe。
zhanglaojiangjunxinxiajingxi，tawanquanmeiyouxiangdaoyanqiandewenruoqingshoudeshushenghaicengjingxiguowu，dunshiduiqiaoshengdehaoganyouduolejifen。
“nijiranxiguowu，neiweiheyoubantuerfeile？
“nianyoushi，wofuqinmuqinzuodeshengyihaisuanhonghuo，tamenxiangrangwoshentijianzhuangxie，bianqingguoxiwudexiansheng，houlaiwomenjiashengyicandan，jiadaozhongluo，wobianyixinxiangxue，zaiyemeiyouxiguowu。
zhanglaojiangjunduitadehuidashifenmanyi，fenfuzaiyipangdeguanjiazhongbobagongjianhejianbadounadaoyuanzinei，taxiangqinzikaoyanyixiazheigehoushengdeshejiangongdi。
zhangcongyingdunxialai，tiezaiqiaoshengerbian，dishengdao“nixingma，wodieyouyaokaoyannile。
tazhuantouhuilezhangcongyingyigezixindexiaorong“fangxinba，wokeyide。
guoleyike，yuanzineibianbaihaolelianxishejiansuobixudedongxi，zhanglaojiangjunyijiandaozheixiewujianjiushouyang，bianxiannazheyifugongjian，chaozhejianbasheleguoqu，zhengzhongbaxin。
bukuishiyimingyongwudelaojiang，suiranyijingmantouhuafadanshiweiliyijiubujiandangnian。
zhanglaojiangjuncikeshifengaoxing，tajianqiaoshengmanliandeqinpei，xiaodeyilianciaideduitashuo“xiaohuozi，laiba，jiwozhanshiyixianidejianshu，yaoshiniliangongdoulabukai，nijiushizaishuohuang，wokejiubuyuanyirangnihewojiacongyingjiezhexiangchuxiaqule。
qiaoshengshenxileyikouqi，suirantazhiqianyijingbanianyoushideshejianjichuwangdechabuduole，danshizicongneitiankanjianzhangcongyingdejianshuyihou，tahuidaoshuyuanyeqingjiaoguoyuanneiwujiangjiachushendetongchuanghaoyou。
taweilezheiyikeyijingzhunbeilexujiu，tazoudaobaqian，zuoshouchigong，youshoujianggongjianlaman，yanjingzhengshibaxin，youshousongkaigongxian。
zhitingdao“xiudeyisheng，gongjianbianyichangrenwufachajuedesuducuanlechuqu，guanjiazhongbozhanzaijianbapangbian，buyihuierjiugaoshenghandao“jiuhuan！
qiaoshengcikesongleyikouqi，xinxiangtazheimezhangshijiandenulizongsuanmeiyoubaifei。
zhangcongyinghenshijingya，chucijianmianshiqiaoshengdejianshuzhinengshezhongsihuan，zheimejinbuderucishensu？tazhuantouyilianhuyidekanzheqiaosheng，zhengxiangyaowentaquebeizhanglaojiangjunqianglexianji。
“haoxiaozi，jianshubucuoma，nishibushitoutoulianguole？
qiaoshenggongshouzuoyi，qishenjieshidao“wanbeiqueshiheshuyuanlishanzhangqishedetongchuanghaoyousixiaxuexiguo，yelianxiguo。
zhanglaojiangjunyijingjiangqiaoshengdexiaoxinsikanchuan，jiezhewendao“nishibushijiyuwojiacongyingyouyiduanshijianle？duanshijiannei，shejianzhishuyewufajingjindehenkuai。
qiaoshenghaoburongyisongleyikouqi，youbeizhanglaojiangjundezheijuhuaahedejinzhangleqilai，jiejiebabadehuidadao“wo……zicongzhangxiaojielianggeyuezhiqianqujializhaomeimeiwandeshihou，jiuduixiaojieyijianzhongqingle……
“e？zhanglaojiangjunyiliankanrenaodebiaoqingdaliangzheshenbiandezheilianggenianqingren。
guoleyihuier，zhongbozouleguolai，fuerzaizhanglaojiangjunshenbianshuoleshenme，zhanglaojiangjunbianjicongcongdelikailejiangjunfu。